Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 105

You Call This Webway a Virgin-Built Job?!

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(This article is Chapter 104: Are you Webway a raw melon egg? Sorry, the order is wrong)

After a blessing whose meaning was not understood by outsiders, Lorgar officially returned to the embrace of Imperium.

And Lorgar is worthy of being a religious person. He stood on the stage and talked for more than an hour. If today was not a festive day, Hogg would have let this guy taste how hard his fist is.

Hogg, who was the background board, poked Emperor next to him and asked:

"Old Man Yellow, I remembered one thing. Why wasn't there such a big pomp when I came back? Why did the Primarchs I came back later become more popular than the others? Do you have any objections to me?"

"Because you are adopted."

"..."

"It's just a joke, because I believe in your character. Compared to other Primarchs that grow wild outside, I can say that I know you very well."

Ah! Yes, yes, you really know everything. You even know that I secretly wore women's clothes when I was a child. What else do you not know? Hogg complained silently in his heart. He found that Emperor's words were a bit lethal.

"This is not funny at all, kid. Oh no! Old Man Yellow. Aren't you afraid that I will destroy your career? After all, my name is Hogg and my surname is Arthas."

Emperor doesn't think there is anything wrong with Hogg's name. In his opinion, it is just an ordinary name. From his point of view, Hogg's name is a bit rustic.

"You don't have to be ashamed of your name, I don't care."

"Well, after all, because of copyright issues, you can't understand how high my name is. But you are clearly calling me a country bumpkin. If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have given you the upper hand..."

"Huh?"

"Gaoliu will give you a pension for your retirement~! Haha, if nothing else, I will definitely do better than the other brothers when the time comes. Just take a look!"

It's not that Hogg is a coward, it's just that today's protagonist is Lorgar and he can't steal his limelight. This shows that Hogg is indeed a good big brother.

After Lorgar's two-hour speech, the ceremony came to a successful end with several gun salutes. Hogg was just thinking about punching Lorgar to vent his anger, but was directly dragged into the Imperial Palace by Emperor.

Hogg, who was following Emperor, turned into the auditorium and saw a huge the Golden Throne. Countless pipes extended down from the top and plunged into the depths of Himalayas.

"Fuck. It's Golden Toilet."

"Pah" Emperor, who saw Hogg uttering arrogant words, slapped him directly and cursed:

"You bitch, this is the powerful Golden Throne. I found it under the desert of the Asian Continent. How could such a powerful technological creation become a toilet from your mouth? It's really a waste of all the C'tan Shard I fed you."

Thinking of this, Emperor gave Hogg another kick. Although this the Golden Throne does look a bit like a toilet, you can't tell it! Where does this put his face?

Hogg was not angry after being beaten. He had already grown up and was immune to this psychic power, but he still pretended to be in pain in order to get through, otherwise Old Man Yellow would definitely increase his intensity.

"Then what does this Golden Throne do?" Hogg asked knowingly.

"What to do? Of course it's to prepare for the future of mankind. You don't think I'm just doing it to look good! This is the key to start Webway. As soon as Webway is completed, we will take off."

"Take off? I think you were taken off!" Hogg, who knew the future, always felt that Emperor Huang was setting a flag for himself.

But Emperor wasn't done yet. He told Hogg how awesome and powerful his Webway design was. In short, he praised his Webway Project to the sky, as if he would be invincible if he succeeded.

Then, Hogg met Human Webway, who was praised to the heavens by Old Man Yellow.

"Is this the Webway you are talking about? This is not Webway at all. Even if you say it is a counterfeit product, you are getting an advantage. How can you have the nerve to say this is Webway? Are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease in advance?"

The yelling Hogg was severely beaten by Emperor for using the wrong words. During this period, Emperor found that Hogg was even harder. The look just now was completely his acting.

Under the double humiliation, Emperor roared violently and stopped using his psychic powers. While scolding the unfilial son, he punched to the flesh, attracting all the vigilant Adeptus Custodes around him.

But as soon as they saw it was Hogg, all the golden corn cobs dispersed. For them, it was not strange for Hogg to be beaten. They even made a handicap to bet on how many times Hogg would be beaten when he came back this time.

Twenty minutes later, Emperor, who had finished venting, clapped his hands, and immediately Adeptus Custodes came over and handed him a towel to wipe his hands. Emperor was sweating after playing for so long.

At the same time, there was also Adeptus Custodes who helped Hogg up. After all, Hogg was Primarch, so he still had to give him this kind of treatment.

Hogg wiped away the nosebleed and slapped Adeptus Custodes next to him. This Adeptus Custodes Hogg also knew him. It was Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes Kitten who had brought him to Terra before.

"So it's you, Kitten. Or do you feel sorry for others, unlike some people who just act in anger and have no sense of responsibility at all."

"Hogg Master, please stop talking. This is good for you and me. You have already been beaten twice, but don't do it a third time!"

Kitten's words made Hogg feel a warm feeling, but what he didn't know was that "Kitten" also participated in the handicap of Adeptus Custodes and remanded him twice. If he did it again, his salary this month would be in vain.

Hogg dusted himself off and pretended nothing happened, but followed him anyway. He wanted to see what this Webway was built like.

Hogg's face became more and more serious as he walked around. Seeing Hogg's expression, Emperor was really speechless. After all, it was okay to deceive others, but Hogg really couldn't deceive him.

This is not to blame Hogg for being so disrespectful. It's just because the Webway made by Emperor is too rough. To say it is a copycat version is to flatter it. This Webway can only be used to the death, but it can only be used.

If compared, the quality of Old Ones Webway is like a high-precision mold made by CNC, which can isolate the energy radiation of Warp, which is equivalent to building a tunnel in the ocean and building a road inside.

Even if Old Ones is dead and the remaining Eldar cannot be constructed and can only be slightly maintained, the current Old Ones Webway can still guarantee fast navigation and safe use.

Only severely damaged road sections will be eroded by Warp, and even so, Blackwatch has gained unparalleled maneuverability, greatly exceeding the speed of ordinary Warp sailing.

But Emperor built a dirt road, and its safety and sturdiness are completely substandard. Let alone Warp Storm, even Chaos Gods could tear a hole in this place.

At that time, the entire Terra will become the second Eye of Terror. Imperium of Man with Solar System as the core will definitely split, and then Great Krumpin in the Galaxy range will be opened.

After looking around for a while, Hogg couldn't stand it anymore and said to Emperor:

"Old Man Yellow, you are indeed a talent, you are crazier than me!"

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