Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 122

The Toilet King, Konrad

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"New brother?"

Counting the time, Hogg found that he could not guess which Primarch was discovered, and now only four of them, "Booming Wild Man", "Toilet Lao Ba", "Raptors" and "Bald Little Luke", had not returned to Imperium.

And due to his own arrival, the originally smooth timeline has been disrupted, and he who has gained a lot of benefits from Farseer has lost control of the future.

But this kind of metaphysical stuff is not Hogg's expertise. He has better ways to obtain information.

Hogg, who was still in the form of a giant beast, maintained a height of more than 50 meters. Several tentacles wrapped around Lord of Iron's body and brought him to him. He could ask directly.

"Ferrus, please tell me who our brother is? I'm very angry right now and I have to find a toy to vent my anger. You must not be curious about my gastrointestinal digestion ability, little snack."

When they thought that the attack on Hogg was entirely the responsibility of the three of them, Ferrus, who was in the wrong, did not get angry because of Hogg's threats, and explained in detail the information he knew.

"I haven't seen our new brother. It's just that my father sensed his presence. And my coming this time is also my father's order. He asked me to take you over to greet him together."

"This Yellow Weasel is really getting more and more ignorant. When I have no use for him, I will be ruined by him just because of his arrogance. No matter how good my education is, I will be ruined by him."

It's no wonder that Hogg is so frustrated. You have to know that Angron and Lorgar are the most concerned about Primarch's education. But now, although Angron has not been nailed, Old Man Yellow still threw him out.

They didn't shape his character well at all, and they didn't follow the suggestion to make Angron the political commissar. They just regarded him as Great Crusade's general like other Primarch.

Besides, Lorgar, who had only been back for a few years, was on the verge of becoming a "strong man", but when exposed to Old Man Yellow's charming aura, he still turned into a magician.

You must know that Mortarion, who has no intention of his own, is just because he has not seen Emperor very often. Now he has become a great young man with all-round development of morality, intelligence, body, art and work. Regarding this, Hogg can only say that Yellow Weasel is harmful to others.

Thinking of this, of course Hogg cannot be ignored, what if the power of Primarch is missing in the future! So when it's time to go and have a look, you have to go, because if you don't ignore it, you may not know what will happen.

He casually threw away the Ferrus in his hand, and Hogg returned to its original size. This made the Iron Handss who had never seen the world widen their eyes, and they all sighed that you Blackwatch were just playing tricks.

Before leaving, Hogg and Ferrus discussed that the location of this planet was too important, as it was completely the transfer point for Imperium's troops. So they each left a small team behind, and they followed the direction indicated by Emperor to join up.

Looking at the battlefield that was blown to pieces by artillery fire, the two teams Space Marine lamented the difficulty of their future work.

You know, once they are sent to stay on a planet, as Space Marine, they will be responsible for the local reconstruction work, which cannot be completed overnight.

The Iron Hands soldier, who was thinking about assigning work, found out in the blink of an eye that his cousins were missing. They actually sneaked into the Xenos fortress opposite to search for supplies. The most annoying thing was that they were not called yet.

"Captain, why don't we also go and search the place? I've heard that there won't be even a piece of dry food left in the place where our cousins have searched."

When he thought that his team would take root here in the future, as the captain, Tim Landry ordered to go over and take a look. They had also contributed just now, so they should also have a share of the spoils.

The Iron Handss who walked into the fortress found that they had thought too much. Several Blackwatchs were gathering together to discuss something, and they also took out some things that they could not understand.

"Do you think this is edible?"

"You should be able to eat it! I just took a bite when I fused Zerg."

"Nonsense, we are not Zerg. What I asked is whether we can eat it. I don't want to be laughed at by others because of food poisoning."

"Why don't you let those meat Necrons try it? It's okay if their flesh and blood tissue is eaten so little that it gets damaged."

"Ahem! Can you please keep your voices down when you are plotting? Besides, we have only undergone physical transformation. In terms of playing tricks, you are still better."

As the remaining black guard commander, Ace, who had just survived the catastrophe, smoothed things over and invited his cousin over with enthusiasm, without any embarrassment of being discovered and plotting.

"Hello cousin, I am Sergeant's daughter Blackwatch 4th Company's Ace."

"Tim Landry, you can call me Tim. What are you talking about?"

Hearing this, Ace suddenly thought that Iron Hands belongs to all Cybertron members. They are fully capable of analyzing whether something is edible. Wouldn't this solve the problem?

"We were discussing whether this piece of meat can be eaten, and you just came to help us test it." After finishing Ace, he also pointed to a Xenos arthropod beside the campfire, with crystal white meat exposed at the fracture.

Tim, who believes in the survival of the fittest, was not surprised by eating Xenos. You must know that since Blackwatch launched catering services, the originally worthless Xenos has been developed into many dishes, which their army has purchased.

He opened his Power Armour to reveal the highly modified flesh inside. After taking some samples, a material analysis module started running. After 74 seconds, the display connected to the helmet output the test results.

"Cousins, my analyzer tells me this meat is edible."

"Okay! I finally have something to eat. During this period, I have been eating dry food every day. I almost thought I was dead!"

After a while, Space Marine, who belonged to the two legions respectively, sat together, and Iron Hands hired Hei Shou to cook, showing a beautiful atmosphere of harmonious coexistence.

The two captains, who were commanders, stood guard in the corner. Two pillars of smoke rose from there. The bored two men told interesting stories about their respective legions.

"How is your Primarch? I see that Master Ferrus's hand is actually made of Living Metal. Such good things are very rare even in our Black Watch."

When Tim heard Ace's question, he didn't hide anything. He simply told the legend of his family Primarch, just like a child showing off his awesome father.

"You mean Master Ferrus killed a mechanical dragon with his own hands! This is so cool. I don't even know what a dragon looks like, but my Primarch is not bad either. My father can transform into a mere dragon."

Next, it was Tim's turn to listen to Ace's bragging, and Hogg's experience was much more interesting than Ferrus's. When he heard Hogg tell stories to his children, to be honest, Tim felt sad.

Different from the harmonious scene here, Hogg was not in a good mood after the rendezvous when he heard Emperor say that the new Primarch was on a planet called Noztelalmo.

Because he knew that the Primarch who was coming this time was even more heavyweight - the toilet Lao Ba Konrad.

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