Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 139

The Weeper Legion Makes a Flashy Entrance!

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"Old Man Yellow, when did you come!"

The arrogant Hogg seemed to have been pressed on the pause button. With the help of the smooth deck, he saw the person coming from behind. Coupled with the Angel's strange expression just now, Hogg felt something bad.

[There is no way to escape. This Yellow Weasel must have bad intentions. Fortunately, I didn't say anything bad about him and he didn't have any reason to beat me up. He didn't expect me to take control this time!]

After a quick mental activity, Hogg had put on a smiling face. The slowly squatting body showed his last stubbornness, but the big hands were still firmly pressing his head.

"Old Man Yellow, you are no longer interesting, I..."

"Peng!" The golden slap hit Hogg's head, and the powerful impact caused Hogg to embed into the deck. Even the Archangel, who was Primarch, could only see a phantom flashing past.

"You bitch, you played a big trick on me when I wasn't paying attention. Don't you know that I hate trash like gods the most? And how dare you scold me behind my back? Don't think I can't hear you."

Pulling out his head from the deck, Hogg realized that what was coming was not Emperor's true body, but his psychic projection, otherwise the feeling of being beaten would not be so weak.

[No! How does he know that I gave birth to a ship girl? Is there a mole here? It shouldn't be, even Afa can't get into my ship. This must be Yellow Weasel's witchcraft.]

Hogg, who couldn't understand, decided not to think about it anymore. Of course he wouldn't be soft-spoken if he was timid, so he said to Emperor's projection:

"Yellow Weasel, have you planted a spy around me? You wretched peeping tom, you are so stupid that I have to take care of you both as a father and a mother. Kang Laoba, you have no conscience."

"..."

As Primarch, each one will inherit one aspect of Emperor, and the most similar thing between Hogg and Emperor is probably that mouth, and perhaps that flexible moral bottom line.

Emperor was still so arrogant after being poked in the painful spot, but this time he didn't take action directly. Instead, he found an extremely fucked-up reason in his memory.

"I have said before, my right to swear here is unlimited, you are not allowed to swear!"

"? Ah, Old Man Yellow, you're playing like this, right? I'll fight with you, the Angel, come over and help. If you win, I will recommend you as Warmaster."

Next, there was a one-sided beating on the bridge of Blacklight. Sanguinius, who was affected by Chi Yu, was not spared and received several punches from the two men.

At this time, Sanguinius felt that these two were the real father and son, with exactly the same level of shamelessness. At the same time, Emperor's image of a stalwart father in his heart was completely shattered. In addition, the sadness in his soul had not dissipated, and he cried uncontrollably.

The two men who were still fighting passionately on the ground heard the cry, and their two heads looked at the Angel in the corner at the same time, with disgust in their four eyes.

"Damn sissy, how could I have such an heir?" (..*)

"Damn sissy, how could I have a brother like this." (╯▔伖▔)

Feeling extremely embarrassed, the two let go of each other and pretended that nothing happened. For a moment, only the cry of the Archangel echoed in the entire bridge, which made people think.

After comforting the Angel who had become abnormal, Hogg asked Emperor why he spent so much energy to come here this time:

"Old Man Yellow What are you doing here? You're not just here to beat me up! You're so boring. Do you need me to find you a wife to take care of you in your old age?"

"Shut up" and glanced at the traitor, Emperor talked about the reason for his coming this time, "Do you know what you created? If I don't come over, you will get into trouble."

"It doesn't matter if your Blacklight swallowed up that essence. The key is that your so-called ship girl already has the qualifications to become a god. Something will happen to you when you enter Warp again.

Such a high-quality and pure spiritual body is a precious material for those wastes. Do you think they will secretly add some ingredients to you? Don't you have any common sense like this, you piece of shit?"

After hearing this, Hogg stopped being arrogant. As a psychic Muggle, he really didn't know the so-called common sense mentioned by Old Man Yellow, and he suspected that this common sense was for gods, but this did not prevent him from asking his father for help.

If not to say that Hogg has a flexible bottom line, his face that was not angry just now was instantly filled with flattery, emphasizing the words "a loving father and a filial son".

"Ah, dear father, you must have a way to help me, right? After all, you are Imperium's strongest, most domineering, wisest and most extraordinary Emperor!"

Emperor, who was disgusted by Hogg, didn't give in. He scolded him first, "Don't do this to me," and then activated the projection's psychic energy to infect Blacklight.

The sleeping Saint Celena was washed away by psychic energy, and some dirty energy was washed out. Looking at the nature of the energy, it is not difficult to find that the four wastes were mixed together.

I found out that I had misunderstood Old Man Yellow's Hogg, so I reluctantly gave him a soft thumb. He was not someone who would never correct his mistakes.

After performing a show of Emperor ascending to heaven in a burst of golden light, Emperor left. Before leaving, he also sent a wave into the void, catching the molluscs snooping here by surprise.

Everything is so beautiful, Hogg has gained a ship girl, Burning Legion's demons have stabilized their faith, and even the Four Ruinous Powerss have had fun, then someone must have lost.

And that person was probably Sanguinius. Originally, Sanguinius going out to seek medical treatment was a happy event, but now it was like crying in mourning, but she had to force a smile to show that she didn't care.

Without the hindrance of Black Angel, Blackwatch successfully logged in to Baal, but the team welcoming Primarch was a little embarrassed.

Stepping onto the red wasteland of Baal, Hogg immediately felt the pervasive radiation here, and the strange thing was that the surrounding humans showed no signs of mutation.

"Maybe the soil and water support the people! Baal's good brothers may be able to survive this nuclear radiation."

"Oh! The Angel, if you look like you've been poked again, I'll go back and ignore you immediately." He kicked Sanguinius, who was still groaning next to him, and Hogg got a little annoyed.

The Blackwatchs who came down had the same idea as their fathers. The languid look of all Blood Angels members was really not pleasing to the eye. After all, who would like to see a bald man crying?

Hogg, who felt that he had accidentally exerted too much force, had no choice but to wait for them to recover, and this wait lasted half a month.

During this period, Hogg was not idle either. He used the equipment on Blacklight to conduct a comprehensive set of inspections on Baal, and also conducted data analysis on most of the human residents.

The result is quite satisfactory.

For humans in the interstellar age, or in other words, humans who have adapted to the interstellar age, genetic modification is an inevitable thing.

Maybe some people will say what will happen if 2k humans cross over, but this is just a speculation. Of course, if it is Outworld Wanderer like Hogg, let's talk about it differently.

Terra people in the 2K period simply couldn't adapt to the environment of these strange planets, and once-and-for-all genetic modification became the most affordable solution, so now humans can spread all over Galaxy.

It may be that in order for the ancestors of Baal to adapt to the radiation here, Baal people, like Wolf King's hometown Fenris, were given unique genomes, which allowed them to slowly absorb radiation and repair themselves.

But this speculation can no longer be verified. The problem Hogg faces is that it is impossible to build a house on a building that is already crooked, unless Blood Angels is completely rebuilt.

Obviously such a solution is unacceptable to the Angel, so maintaining the status quo is the best choice. After all, Weeping is much better than Red Thirst.

And according to his inspection, the mutation of Blood Angels was caused by Gene-seed, and their Gene-seed can bring explosive power comparable to that of the hot-blooded protagonist.

These cubs produced by Gene-seed and Magnus are bound to have a flaw after being strengthened in one aspect, but their root is not psychic power but extreme emotions.

In short, after Hogg killed Black Angel, Red Thirst's strength has been suppressed to the maximum extent, and the rest can only use Gene Stabilizer to wait for them to slowly ease.

"Sanguinius, I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"

"Bad news!" The Angel's wings trembled, obviously he was in a good mood and could bear it.

"The bad news is that the mutation in your family cannot be eradicated quickly and can only repair itself slowly. However, I have developed a potion that can make your children less painful."

The Angel, who thought the legion was hopeless, was overjoyed. Such a result was within an acceptable range for him. The mutation rate inside Blood Angels was not particularly high, so he could afford to wait.

And the sinister the Angel also understands what Hogg means. After all, Imperium's Great Crusade is not over yet, and these problematic children can completely register falsely and go home to retire.

"So what's the good news?"

Hogg, who spread his little hands, let out a strange laugh and said maliciously, "The good news is that I don't have to kill another spirit anymore. You can keep him, but Red Thirst has become Weeping. You can cry and fight at the same time in the future."

When I think about how Blood Angels will cry like Gretchin on the battlefield in the future, and cry when excited, such a ghostly scene makes Sanguinius shudder.

"This is not good news at all. Such a scene is too scary. How can we see people in the future? We can't always wear helmets!"

"Hey, I didn't say it was good news for you, I just thought it was interesting!

Besides, crying twice is not better than turning into a bloodthirsty madman? Don't call me Blood Angels or Death God Who Does Not Weep from now on. This name is very powerful when you hear it, and you may even have a few peerless strong men."

Sanguinius had no choice but to accept the reality. After all, what Hogg said made sense. The worst thing he could do was wear a helmet in the future. Who would go on the battlefield without wearing a helmet?

In order to ensure that the service was in place, Hogg also asked Sanguinius to summon the remaining spirit to come out and take a look. He wanted to ensure that this one would not play tricks behind his back.

As the son of Baal, Sanguinius easily summoned White Angel, but as soon as he came out, he saw Hogg squatting next to him, and as a spirit, he was successfully frightened by Hogg.

"Hey, you look delicious!"

"Ah~ don't eat me. You can't eat me again after you ate my brother. Sanguinius, you're a rip-off, you're the one who brought it on."

The holy and majestic the Angel phantom said some cowardly words and quickly ran behind Sanguinius, making people wonder if he was the star soul here.

"Brother, you scared it."

Sanguinius stopped Hogg from approaching. He could feel Star Soul's fear and empathize with it. There was no doubt that the source of his sadness was because of it.

At this time, Sanguinius also had the idea of asking Hogg to kill it. After all, this was a once and for all plan, but he quickly rejected it.

Yu Private broke the oath first, Yu Gong killed Death Star's soul and Baal will be destroyed. He did not allow such a thing to happen to his legion's home planet.

He turned to look at the Angel behind him. Sanguinius comforted the being who had helped him in the soul connection. This made White Angel calm down, but he still did not dare to approach Hogg.

Seeing this coward's appearance, Hogg was sure that it couldn't make any waves, so he said very wisely, "You two talk first, I won't disturb you!"

Just when Hogg had walked away, he heard White Angel say to him:

"Be careful of your enemies, you are not without weaknesses!"

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