Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 153

Armstrong Rotary Jet Armstrong Grav-cannon

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As the three major time traveler cemeteries, Warhammer, Cthulhu, and SCP Foundation have always been tied for the top spot.

As for the Warhammer Universe, which is a cesspit, the time traveler probably didn't survive long enough to be corrupted by Chaos God, but was killed by Xenos who came from nowhere.

Among them, if you want to live happily, becoming a chic Orks can be said to be a better choice.

As biological weapons manufactured by Old Ones, Ork have powerful bodies that humans have never had, and unique magical powers.

Walking through the huge planet made of waste materials, Hogg was still shocked by this group of Greenskin's Waaagh! Power, for no other reason than because they were so "Greenskin".

Just like in modern society, you are happily hauling goods on the highway, and in the blink of an eye you see a bullet-riddled T72 emitting black smoke, passing you at an abnormal speed, and the tank driver giggles at you. (The author's personal experience)

This group of Orkss can always break through your psychological defense line. You must know that Hogg is a pirated C'tan that has absorbed physical skills. He can be considered a scientific researcher.

But even Hogg can't understand why such a super weapon can be made out of discarded garbage. This is unscientific!

The envious and jealous Hogg could only curse "damned psychic witchcraft", and then obediently burrowed underground.

Hogg, who went deep underground, served as the spearhead of the troops, opening a passage while eating and rushing, while the Blackwatchs in the rear used Swarm to block the pursuers.

Perhaps because the space battlefield was fierce, most of the Orkss on this planet flew into space on scrap rockets, fighting passionately with the fleet of Blackwatchs in the starry sky.

Hogg, which has expanded to forty meters, is still digging. Each claw can crush a lot of Greenskin, and then these biomass will be absorbed by the tentacles to strengthen itself.

After digging for an unknown amount of time, Hogg's sharp claws finally penetrated the thick protective layer and successfully reached the Orks base camp inside.

Pulling out a hole that could accommodate his head, Hogg stuck his head in, but he forgot one very important thing.

At this time, the Hogg that poked its head out was still wearing a colorful halo, which directly illuminated the huge space below, making the Greenskin Big Mek who were still operating the machinery look up to the sky.

Hogg, who found out that he had been discovered, cursed in his heart, but something bad happened.

Ross, who was coming from behind, bumped directly into Hogg's butt, and he wasn't the only one. The Blackwatchs rushed so hard that they didn't stop the car, and they were all crowded together.

Hogg was stuck on the last line of defense, his huge head and Orks's big eyes below stared at him in embarrassment.

"Hello! (_)"

"???"

Even Orks felt a bit humiliated. It's okay if you eat us. After all, Orks, who likes to fight, doesn't care about this. But why are you sticking your head out and staring at us with a stern look on your face?

Moreover, you are very retarded and hold a big light bulb on your head, which makes us unable to open our eyes. Don't you know that turning on the high beam for nothing is a provocation?

"Hey, Gork and Mork is on top! Kill that retarded man quickly. He is too cruel and will definitely make us stupid."

Many Mekboy picked up their weapons and opened fire on Hogg. In order to counterattack better, a few clever Gretchin also used searchlights to shine back.

Pao Shuan, as the master controller of this super planet Greenskin Big Mek, discovered Hogg as soon as it emerged and successfully enjoyed a wave of light pollution.

Blocking the dazzling light, Pao Shuan called on his boys to fire, while he jumped on a majestic cannon and aimed at Hogg's head.

This huge cannon with a huge barrel and two spherical energy generators installed at the tail is the second greatest invention that Pao Shuan is proud of.

It also gave this big baby a powerful name called 'Armstrong Swing Jet Armstrong Grav-cannon'.

Looking at the ferocious monster that was covered by the searchlight and squeezing its body in, the wise Big Mek Pao Shuan showed a cruel smile.

"Retarded mutated shrimp, let me give you a taste of my great invention! Cunning Gork and Mork, please bless me to always be wise."

Praying that I would not be fooled by Hogg Biography, Pao Shuan pulled the switch of 'Armstrong Swing Jet Armstrong Grav-cannon'.

The emerald green rotating ray accurately hit Hogg's head. The powerful energy caused the entire space to be reflected in a miserable green, and successfully put a dark green crown on Hogg.

But Hogg is synonymous with rough skin and thick flesh after all. Anyone who is often beaten knows that being beaten more will make you more resistant to beatings.

The mere firepower of 'Armstrong Swirl Jet Armstrong Grav-cannon' is not as great as the damage caused by Emperor driving Hogg into the mantle of Macragge.

But this thing doesn't hurt, but it's disgusting!

Hogg, which turned green, also became angry, and burst out with a hundred thousand Psionic Energy rotations, and sprayed out Special Beam Cannon with one shot.

Two light waves were in a stalemate in the air, but these Greenskin people didn't know the wise saying of "the wave has always lost on the left", and they even shouted excitedly that Gork and Mork was watching me.

As time goes by, the 'Armstrong Swirl Jet Armstrong Grav-cannon', which is powered by an entire planet, is obviously more durable than Hogg. This makes Hogg, who feels powerless, about to follow in the footsteps of Dyna's pig.

But victory was right in front of him. How could Hogg talk about moral principles with these Greenskin? During the stalemate, he had already dug a hole in the side with his tail.

Blackwatch in the rear was also ready to rush in through the hole, waiting for his father's tail to retract from the hole, while Hogg was more decisive, directly cutting off the tail and launching the flesh and blood.

The tails filled with Catachan Barking Toad Venom and Psionic Energy fell from the small hole. As soon as they landed, they were remotely detonated by Hogg. Yellow-green smoke instantly filled the underground space, followed by a violent explosion.

"Boom!"

The low implosion corroded Ork Boyz who was still firing, and the vacuum of the underground space made the unlucky Gretchin unable to breathe and fled in all directions wailing.

Taking this opportunity, the Blackwatchs who rushed out of the tunnel spread their bat wings one after another, and called the Orkss below from the air. The hot plasma and bone needles beat them into a sieve.

The unlucky Big Mek Pao Shuan saw that the situation was bad and wanted to run away, but was directly captured by the sharp-eyed Ross, who cut off its limbs with a knife.

Without the blessing of Waaaagh's position, the unreasonable design of 'Armstrong Swing Jet Armstrong Grav-cannon' sparked and stalled.

Hogg, who had space to maneuver, also successfully expanded the hole and fell from above, crushing several unlucky Gretchin to death.

Picking up Mekboy Pao Shuan and swallowing it in one gulp, Hogg successfully found the place to close Void Shield. With the closure of Void Shield, the fleet above the starry sky can finally try out Orbital Bombardment.

At this time, Hogg looked at the cannon that was facing him just now and sighed:

"Why does this thing look so much like a #¥ stick?"

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