Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 159

Hogg's Little Secret Was Discovered

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War always brings death, and when death occurs, the rest of life cannot help but feel it.

And when the world is vast enough, different lives should be able to exist at the same time and live together.

Of course, this is only something that humans in the normal world would think about. Hogg now just wants to kill these annoying little green ants.

At the same time, Hogg also felt that those brainless brothers were becoming more and more arrogant on him, completely treating him as a mount.

Hogg was so annoyed that he picked up a Stompa on the ground and threw it away. The pure violence gave this piece of waste a powerful kinetic energy.

After drawing a beautiful arc in the sky, this war machine with Orks inside smashed into a fortress.

Successfully eliminated a firepower point that was still resisting, clearing the way for the Titan cluster in the rear.

The expedition, which deployed half of Imperium's troops, achieved a decisive victory as expected. The Orks that grew wantonly in this star area were brutally slaughtered.

This is not because Orks is too weak, but because Imperium's military strength is so large that it has reached an outrageous level.

Not to mention the tens of billions of Imperial Guards, just the thousands of Adeptus Custodess carried by Emperors, chopping Orkss is like chopping vegetables.

And this is also the first time Hogg has seen the tyrannical force of Adeptus Custodess, which is completely beyond the comparison of ordinary Space Marines.

You know, Space Marine is already a Superman warrior in the eyes of mortals, and these Adeptus Custodess are Superman in the eyes of Space Marine.

Every Adeptus Custodes is wearing Achillus Power Armor, this extremely precious creation is the culmination of Imperium individual equipment.

Each set is made of extremely precious Auramite and other rare materials. Just one piece can eat up the production capacity of an ordinary planet, and can temporarily defend against the bombardment of small Lance. It is a complete krypton gold equipment.

Even the Blackwatchs with big families and big businesses drooled with envy when they looked at these shining golden corns.

For better combat efficiency, the Ricks who are good at land construction directly installed a fortress on the Hogg, successfully allowing everyone to enjoy the pleasure of driving the Primarch.

It is equipped with several Primarch as pilots, forming an ultimate weapon that requires both numerical value and skill.

Magnus led his powerful Psykers to completely occupy Hogg's head, becoming a true psychic turret.

Angron, who is addicted to sex, is holding the Armstrong Swing Jet Armstrong Grav-cannon and showing a kind smile.

Through the kill ranking list set by Hogg in the Coalition communication network before the war started, everyone could see that the three Primarch's kill numbers were far ahead.

Close to the top person on the ranking list - Emperor.

This fine tradition of visualizing battlefield results has since become an established phenomenon in human Coalition's operations.

Looking at the ferocious beast on the horizon that was slowly walking towards him, Ullak-Urg's most trusted Greenskin warlord Dingler roared:

"Boys! For~"

"Shut up Snow Leopard!!"

A roar that resounded across the battlefield interrupted Dingler who was still about to give a speech before the battle. Just as his not-so-smart mind was wondering what a snow leopard was.

"Boom!"

The violent explosion swallowed up Dingler, who was still thinking. A thick scarlet ray crossed the battlefield from a distance, burning the Orks formation back and forth like water.

This is exactly the mouth cannon spit out by Hogg, which has already accumulated all its energy. The Psionic Energy on it is rich in content, leaving indelible pollution wherever the rays sweep.

"Come on Hogg, spray them to death, I, Angron, am the most awesome Primarch.

Did you see it? Magnus, the three of us are really invincible, hahaha."

Angron, who thoroughly enjoyed the pleasure of a shooter, burst out laughing wildly, shaking the stick in his mouth in excitement.

A few pools of saliva accidentally fell on Magnus next to him, which made Magnus, who was a bit of a germaphobe, feel nauseous and nearly exploded the psychic spells he had accumulated in his hand.

Looking at their embarrassing old father, World Eaters and Kharn showed tired expressions, but who said they were World Eaters who loved their father the most?

Holding on to the reinforced handle next to him, he took out a World Eaters handkerchief from inside his armor. Kharn, with a look of helplessness, approached Angron and wiped the saliva on his face.

"Father, pay attention to your image! Don't learn from Master Horus. This fortress is full of cameras. Be careful of being broadcast live by Blackwatch."

When he thought that he might become a laughing stock like Horus, Angron retracted his words happily and wiped his face with a handkerchief.

Seeing Magnus next to him who was drooled by him, Angron, who had returned to his tidy state, heard his voice, which was full of dislike for him, so he wiped his face with a handkerchief stained with saliva.

This move successfully caused Magnus to collapse. As if recalling his experience of showing off his shit in Warp, Little Pony started vomiting to the sky.

A large amount of vomit was blown by the wind and evenly sprinkled on each soldier's body, successfully dirtying Hogg's scalp.

Hogg, who was going to be pissed off by the two idiots on his head, generated several tentacles on his head, tied up these sand sculptures, and started spinning in the sky.

Orks, who was running on the ground, listened to the screams of Primarch above him, and was trampled to death by the huge starry sky monster amid the roar of artillery fire.

Compared with the three people here who have different painting styles, the battles in other battlefields are much more normal.

Lion Jonson, who is good at command, is leading the Coalition fleet to attack Orks in the starry sky. Luna Wolves and Salamanders, who are not many in number, are getting together to provide fire support for the ground battlefield.

The Space Wolvess act together with the Adeptus Custodess of Emperor to raid the high-value Orks boss in the battlefield and prevent these Greenskin nodes from taking over the noisy Ork.

But even so, the losses of human Coalition were still very tragic. Often a ship of soldiers would be hit by dense artillery fire in the starry sky before they even reached the battlefield.

The soul fluctuations erupted by death once again formed a tide from Warp, and our big sword-wielding guy took on the important task of stabilizing the Veil.

Even so, Emperor can still find time to gather a few psychic spears to participate in the battlefield.

One blow can clear an area up to 160 kilometers long, making Orks people doubt the existence of beasts and ask, "What kind of monster is this?"

With the successive victories of Coalition, the tide of Warp has become more fierce, attracting more attention.

And Emperor, who had been monitoring Warp, discovered something strange.

Looking at the group of strange demons carrying Psionic Energy on their bodies and skilled in fishing for wreckage, Emperor instantly thought of his treacherous son.

"You bitch! I'll deal with you after the beating is over."

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