Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 174

Let's Just Beat Him Up

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People say that the first impression is very important. People with high impression scores can often gain a lot of advantages in interpersonal communication.

And Hogg saw Khan with a majestic posture and an arrogant look in the distance, and felt that this was a real man.

In this regard, Hogg can only use one word to describe him: "Macho"

But Hogg, who has no mind reading ability, does not know that at this time, his image has already been labeled as a sand sculpture by Jaghatai Khan, and he is convinced of it.

Maybe after spending some time with Karis, everyone felt that these Blackwatch were too funny, and their father Hogg might be even more ridiculous.

But Jaghatai Khan is not a stingy person. He feels that his brother is a fool, but he can be saved as long as he is under his leadership, and the fool is not contagious.

He lowered his head and looked at Hogg in front of him. Jaghatai Khan stretched out his right hand to show friendship, but he suddenly found that his brother was shorter, so he squatted down involuntarily.

This move made Hogg even more satisfied. Those idiots who only knew how to eat and drink never realized their height and often needed to look up to them.

The two strong hands were held together, Hogg did not let go immediately, but looked at the brother in front of him with great satisfaction.

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Looking at Hogg with a weird look and a lewd smile on his face, Jaghatai Khan suddenly felt something bad and tried desperately to pull out his hand, but failed to do so.

"Damn it, you little fool, let go of my hand."

Upon hearing this, Hogg, who was originally in a happy mood and was very satisfied with Jaghatai Khan, made a serious face:

"Xiaohe, I'm very satisfied with your attitude just now, but I don't like what you said."

"You fart! I am the Lord of Chogoris, the eagle of the grassland, it is not your turn to comment on me!

A weak and empty-handed person like you only deserves to be conquered by us!"

As the saying goes, a small tree will never grow straight unless it is cultivated. A generation of literary giant Lu Xun once said that if a child disobeys, just give him a beating, but Hogg chose to believe in the wisdom of the ancients.

"What a shame for you, my eldest brother is my father. Today I will teach Old Man Yellow a lesson for you, this rebellious son!"

Before Jaghatai Khan could react, Hogg pushed him to the ground and punched him in the face.

The Chogoris people around wanted to step forward to help, but were immediately knocked to the ground by the Blackwatchs. These mortals were no match for Space Marine.

The huge gap in strength forced everyone to face reality. It seemed that their previous views on Blackwatch were all wrong. This group of seemingly friendly guys were not as harmless as they appeared.

But when they thought that their invincible Khan was in the distance, the Keshig masters who were pinned to the ground looked forward with hope.

Then they saw their respected leader being beaten violently by the little black man, without the ability to fight back.

Originally, after going through War of the Beast, Hogg found that there might be some problems with his education method, so he wanted to treat Jaghatai Khan with courtesy and adopt a gentle policy.

Who would have thought that this guy would rub his nose and face, looking like the most arrogant person in the world, and not give him any face at all.

And before coming, Hogg was severely repaired by Old Man Yellow, and the unlucky Jaghatai Khan became Hogg's punching bag.

The heroic Khan originally wanted to fight back, but how could he be Hogg's opponent? In terms of close combat ability, no Primarch could compete with Hogg.

Hogg also made a vicious move, hitting him on the face and crotch. After turning around and taking out the blow, Jaghatai Khan felt the pleasure of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

In desperation, Jaghatai Khan, who had never suffered any setbacks since childhood, actually said something nice:

"Wait a minute, we are brothers! We even treated your heirs to dinner! You can't do this to me."

Upon hearing this, Hogg laughed directly:

"Eat? My heir eats your food as a favor to you. The little thing is not very capable and his mouth is quite smelly!"

At this point, Hogg continued to beat him, until the nearby ground was hammered into hard rock.

He could see that Jaghatai Khan, who grew up wildly in Chogoris, was a completely spiritual young man, full of self-righteous savagery!

He was not at all the humble, polite, insightful, and understanding person he remembered, but he was still loyal to Imperium.

Hugely disappointed, and with a bit of resentment that iron cannot be made into steel, Hogg beat him until the sun went down, and finally smashed his motorcycle.

The night on the grassland revealed a peaceful atmosphere, and the unpolluted sky revealed beautiful stars, but at this time Khan only regretted that the night was too long.

Sitting on the throne decorated with animal skins in the big tent, a group of Blackwatch tasted the original ecological and pollution-free food, and there were wild maids singing and dancing next to them.

Karis, who had been familiar with him for a long time, told Hogg about his experience during this period, and finally said good things for these punished people:

"Father, although Khan does have a bad mouth, the rest of the people are still very good. After knowing Imperium, they get along very well with my company."

"Do you get along well? It's interesting."

Seeing that everything they were supposed to enjoy was being monopolized by Hogg and the others, Jaghatai Khan and the other Keshig masters, who were sitting on the stool in a standard squatting position, felt completely humiliated.

But in order to maintain the unyielding spirit of the prairie men, these Blackwatch's defeated generals also pretended to be aloof.

But the others didn't have Primarch's body. After squatting for almost three hours, their hands and feet were already numb and their bodies were shaking.

What's damning is that Hogg also said with great emotion that according to the rule of "when one person is sick, the whole family takes medicine", as long as one person falls to the ground, they all have to squat for another half an hour. (The author's personal experience)

Perhaps feeling that it was almost time, Hogg, who was full of wine and food, walked over with a bored look on his face:

"Brother, who gave you the courage to be so arrogant? You are like a frog at the bottom of a well, unable to see the size of the world at all.

You know, I am the most elegant and easy-going one among many brothers. If you continue to act with this attitude, do you believe that by then you will not be able to keep up with the hot shit?"

Hearing this, everyone who was originally looking at each other with sad and angry faces looked at each other. They no longer looked as bitter and resentful as before, and their swaying figures straightened up.

He raised his hand to signal everyone to leave. Seeing Jaghatai Khan's action, Hogg also shouted in Psychic Network, ordering Blackwatch to go out and guard, leaving only two Primarch in the big tent.

"Interesting, if it weren't for Karis, I wouldn't have noticed it. You look like a young man pretending to be energetic, my brother."

I didn't understand what a spirited boy was, but Jaghatai Khan could tell that it wasn't a good word, so he responded:

"You're not bad either. You were so cruel when you hit me. It actually made me think you were really deceived. I didn't expect that the sand sculpture was just your disguise."

When he heard this, Hogg couldn't stop laughing. He couldn't say that he was just a fool! But he still said stubbornly:

"That's right! I, who have amazing wisdom, have seen through everything a long time ago. You'd better want to understand one thing. At this stage, Imperium is in Great Crusade. There is absolutely no way to escape from a planet like yours, unless you choose to return to Imperium."

Looking at Khan who looked like he was thinking, Hogg walked out of the tent like a worldly expert.

As Hogg walked away, Jaghatai Khan, who was still squatting, sat down on the ground, rubbing his knees with a look of pain on his face:

"Damn it, I won't be able to hold on if he doesn't leave."

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