Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 176

Have You Heard of Imperium Secundus?

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Great Crusade is the beginning of mankind's resurgence in the dark age, and Primarch is the ultimate life form created by Emperor for Great Crusade.

But these ultimate life forms alone are not enough. The only thing that counts in war is the number of people. No matter how powerful Primarch is, it will not make much of a splash if it is invested in the entire Galaxy.

For this reason, after gaining experience in making Thunder Warriors, Emperor and a group of scientific researchers created the Primarch youthful mini version of the soldier--Space Marine.

Although Space Marine and Gene-seed have different characteristics depending on each Primarch, the manufacturing process of this group of Superman warriors is still basically similar.

Hogg once conducted an experiment and transformed some meritorious veterans who were unable to become Space Marine due to physical reasons into enhanced humans through a simple version of 9 genetic surgeries.

The result of this is that although this group of soldiers who look just like ordinary people do not inherit the genetic characteristics of Primarch, they can also possess physical fitness that surpasses ordinary people.

This counterfeit version of the enhanced surgery has been implemented in Blackwatch, which has indeed improved the combat power of Imperial Guard.

Of course, Hogg will definitely not share this kind of technology. After all, the main reason why he can create this kind of enhanced surgery is because Hogg is not clean. He secretly collected many flesh and blood specimens of Primarch.

If other legions knew that Hogg had done such a thing, Old Man Yellow would not have to say anything. All legions would give up their estrangements and jointly impose sanctions against Hogg.

Therefore, Hogg, who was in the Blacklight laboratory at this time, looked at the naked Jaghatai Khan in front of him and showed a lewd smile.

To talk about why Khan became such an embarrassment, we have to start from that night.

Ever since the two of them came to know each other that day, Khan stopped pretending and honestly accepted Blackwatch's position, but this decision was the beginning of the nightmare.

As time went by, Khan also discovered that Hogg was not faking it, he was a real idiot.

During this period of time, although the Chogulis people gradually entered modernization, the Blackwatch cans caused great harm to the prairie people.

Cloaked Cockroaches people are mean-mouthed and arrogant. They write the word "deserting a beating" on their foreheads and squeeze the words "seeking death" between their teeth. From the prostate to the tonsils, they all exude a disgusting aura.

Among them, the leader Hogg is even worse. After eating the animals on chocolate, Khan's herd will always be lost in large areas.

One night, when Jaghatai Khan was about to go for a walk, he saw a scene that shocked him.

I saw Hogg sneaking into his pasture with a group of people, and gnawing at the livestock under the cover of night.

Not to mention the noble status of being the leader of a legion, even the barbarians above Chogoris would not behave like Hogg.

Even if you bring something in exchange for it! You don't have to steal the fellow villager's sheep, and it's okay if you steal it. You can take it back and eat it. What's going on when you gnaw it on the spot!

But even if it is discovered, what will happen? After Blackwatch was stationed, everyone felt that life became more convenient. Imperium's novel gadgets always surprise the people here.

To put it another way, even if Khan wanted to get angry, he couldn't defeat Hogg. This made the helpless Jaghatai Khan turn around and leave, as if his cattle and sheep had been eaten by dogs.

At this time, Jaghatai Khan had not yet seen the seriousness of the problem. He thought that even if Hogg let them eat, how much would they be able to eat!

However, Khan's concession only encouraged the arrogance of Blackwatch. Every night, these cockroaches wandered freely on the grassland, eating whatever they saw.

They are not picky eaters either, and are very scientific about the combination of meat and vegetables. With their Superman-like digestive system, they can always find ways to eat.

In a daze, he ate up half of the livestock in this grassland world, and also gnawed a large area of pasture. Qin Xia all came over and said to Jaghatai Khan:

"The Khan can't go on like this. If we continue like this, our cattle and sheep will have no grass to eat. Why don't you ask?"

In this way, for the sake of the natural environment of his home planet, Jaghatai Khan found Hogg who was cooking hot pot on Blacklight, and scolded him for his inhuman behavior.

However, the naive Khan forgot one very important thing, that is, insulting Hogg on Blacklight is a very dangerous behavior.

As soon as he heard him scolding himself, Hogg, who was pretending to be stupid, showed his true colors and gave Khan the treatment that all Primarch had suffered.

"Khan, I didn't expect your muscles to be so tight! Don't worry, my skills are very good. I guarantee you will be so happy!"

Listening to Hogg's thought-provoking words, Jaghatai Khan, who was fixed on the operating table, felt a little uneasy. When Hogg took out a huge needle, this uneasiness completely broke out and he shouted:

"Let me go quickly. I don't want those cattle and sheep anymore. I'll give them to you. Don't come over!"

If Mortarion were here and saw Khan being fixed on the operating table like a roasted duck, they would definitely smile with relief.

Perhaps to ensure sanitary conditions, Hogg also took out a bottle of medical disinfectant Venom and sprayed it on Jaghatai Khan's body, causing Khan's two legs to tremble and he couldn't stop.

"Good brother, this may hurt a little, just bear with it and it'll be fine."

"Ouch!"

As the needle was inserted, Hogg, who had no lower limit, also called several teams of Medical Sergeant, and used his body to demonstrate an advanced course on how to treat Primarch.

Looking at the fanatical eyes of the people around him, Jaghatai Khan could only clench his legs and try not to expose himself to more eyes.

Three hours later, Khan, who looked ruined, was soaking in the hot spring, next to Hogg, who had a wicked smile on his face.

Several Eldar waiters were massaging the bodies of two noble adults. If it hadn't been for what happened just now, Jaghatai Khan would have regarded Hogg, who invited him to take a bath, as his best brother.

But when he thought of being stared at by so many people, the mighty man on the grassland shed tears of humiliation.

"Brother, I'm convinced. I shouldn't have called you a little fool. Please spare me!"

Upon hearing this, Hogg certainly couldn't admit that he was being petty, so he patted Jaghatai Khan next to him on the shoulder and said with a smile:

"Brother, I don't blame you for your short-sightedness. After all, your cultural level is not high, but I am a well-known good man. Why do you say that I am a petty person?

I'm not afraid to tell you that I won't draw this blood in vain. You really don't have any good resources in this place except livestock with good meat, and you don't want to live a hard life after the legion returns!"

After experiencing hardships, Khan has become much more motivated and has learned to say nice things without any teacher:

"Brother, do you mean you want to support me? That's not good! I'm not the kind of casual person. I need to pay more!"

Listening to Khan's words, Hogg snapped his fingers, and a group of females of all races stepped into the hot spring and surrounded them with several bottles of high-end wine.

Looking at Khan hugging him from left to right, Hogg felt deeply that this guy was not a serious person, so he opened a bottle of wine and handed it over;

"Do you want to join Imperium Secundus?"

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