Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 184

Old Man Yellow Stands Like a Lackey, Not a Ruler

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Still a commonplace topic, what exactly does Warp mean to the race in this universe?

It stands to reason that Warp, which is a sister to the physical universe, is a blessing to the world and a gift package for the new race.

If the creatures in the galaxy can make good use of it, they can soar into the sky with the convenience of Warp. Many small races rely on Warp to get out of the galaxy.

And according to Hogg's observation, the popularity rate of Warp Engine in Galaxy is quite high, which can be called the most popular way of travel. Of course, this is inseparable from the expansion of Dark Age of Technology mankind.

Even Yack, an old master who has been to Hewai, said, "Warp Engine, apart from Ogryn, is made by all races, and there are no technical barriers at all."

Unfortunately, since the outbreak of War in Heaven, Warp, who was supposed to be the sister of the physical universe, has fallen into evil, from a gentle and lively girl to a moody aunt.

Even more unlucky were the demons that followed, and the four large pieces of non-burnable garbage. These things successfully turned Warp into a cesspool, the kind that was bubbling.

But regardless of whether it is a cesspit or not, Warp entities like demons are still very interesting. They are completely magical creatures.

Thinking that demons might be turned into batteries, Hogg immediately took action, and now he had some good-quality demon remains in his hands.

In front of Candice, Hogg took out two balls from his pocket, which were two skulls that had been smoothed, and these skulls were Greater Daemon Kairos Fateweaver.

Looking at the two gadgets in Hogg's hands, Candice took them over with disgust.

According to her tests, these two skulls possess a large amount of psychic reactions, mixed with high-purity Psionic Energy. Even if only the skulls are left, they are still absorbing the Chaos energy of Warp.

It's just that Candice doesn't understand why these two skulls seem to have been chewed, with several scars that penetrate the bones permanently carved on them.

"Maybe Warp also has a big dog!"

"What? Teacher, I didn't hear what you just said." Hogg, who was focused on the experiment, seemed to hear what Candice was saying, but the mechanical noise was too loud and he couldn't hear clearly.

"It's okay, I just lamented that the ecological niche of Warp is more interesting. Let's install it and try it."

With the installation of the two skulls, this hybrid creation called 'Nila Terminal' by Hogg began to work. A Psionic Energy ripple was activated in Catachan and swept through the nearby star area.

Looking at the readings of normal operation, Candice pointed at Monitor opposite, indicating that Hogg could try it first.

I picked up Monitor and Hogg with great enthusiasm. This good thing is like a small speaker, which can make all nearby star regions receive its broadcast.

When he thought that such a fun thing was in his hands, Hogg had such a huge desire to die that he couldn't control his mouth. And when he thought that Jaghatai Khan could recite poems, he couldn't lose his composure, so he read to Monitor:

"In the distance between the world and the world, the old man sells his buttocks and it feels great. I want to ask where he can find him. The golden light is shining between his buttocks."

A popular little poem was broadcast as an aria by Hogg, but according to Hogg's calculations, the broadcast could not reach Terra at all, and Old Man Yellow had nothing to do with it.

Not only did he satisfy his desire to commit suicide, but he was just right without being beaten, this made Hogg stamp his feet excitedly, and he felt completely satisfied.

"Teacher! This life is really rich and colorful. For the first time, I discovered that I still have a talent for poetry. Old Man Yellow You must be very pleased to see that I am so knowledgeable!"

Candice has become numb after being together for a long time. If one day Hogg doesn't mock Emperor, she will feel something is wrong.

But this time, with her checking, the power of Nila Terminal will not be transmitted to Solar System at all, so it is up to him to commit suicide. Who calls this idiot Hogg his own Primarch?

But the two only considered the distance between Catachan and Terra, but forgot that a planet named Fenris was right next to Alicia, and the broadcast was successfully transmitted there.

Since the experiment was a great success, the master and the apprentice rushed to develop the next generation product, striving to make the appearance of the new 'Nila Terminal' more in line with the aesthetics of Imperium people.

But with the manufacturing of terminals, the high-end materials in their hands were not enough, but Hogg the Immortal was not an ordinary person, his ways were wild enough.

Hogg, who had people at both ends, directly called Zoffy and asked his shadow to send demons to capture the strong men. He was in urgent need of demon batteries to build terminals.

Zoffy, who received the order from the main body, did not dare to delay. Parasitized on Martha, he was already familiar with the Warp environment. He called Burning Legion's younger brother and rushed forward. For a while, wild demons disappeared frequently.

Perhaps it was due to the unstable time flow of Warp. Within two days, Zoffy sent good news to Hogg Biography and asked him to prepare to receive the goods.

Since he wanted to receive the devil, Hogg of course couldn't do it in the laboratory, so he came to the ground with a group of Blackwatch.

Looking at the cracks in the open space, Bell felt the scent of a beast on the opposite side, but with his powerful father beside him, he was not afraid at all. Instead, he became curious about whether the devil could eat it.

Just when Bell was wondering whether to braise or sashimi, a group of the Burning Legion's demon soldiers came out, and each demon was escorting a demon slave.

Seeing the contact person coming, Hogg did not dare to let these shady guys stay for too long, so he ordered everyone to quickly transport the goods and stuff every demon slave into the Blackstone Cage that had been prepared.

After several demon bosses were transported, they ran over as soon as they saw Hogg, wanting to listen to Lord of Blacklight's divine voice. Hogg did not refuse, and each of them stuffed a large piece of Psionic Crystal as a reward.

This kind of Psionic Crystal can be said to be crystallized Psionic Energy, which is a great supplement for Psionic Energy carriers, comparable to Energy Purple Crystal in "The Adventures of Lolo".

But unlike a group of other bosses who were making extra money, a demon soldier with golden pupils was stunned and silent as he looked at Psionic Crystal being stuffed into his hands.

Such abnormal behavior attracted the attention of Hogg. He felt that this demon must be extraordinary. He dealt with it indifferently in front of him and remained rational despite receiving benefits. He was completely a demon.

Holding down the devil's head, Hogg stuffed another crystal into him with admiration and encouraged:

"Boy, I see that your bones are amazing. You will definitely become the backbone of the Burning Legion. When I die, and then I become a great treasure, I will definitely not forget you guys who have made great contributions.

When that time comes, I will send troops Warp to carve out a large territory for you, tear the earth apart and make you a king, but now I still need your efforts!"

The demon patted his hand with a piece of crystal. Hogg felt that he was stunned with excitement. After all, there were not many bosses who were as friendly to the people as him.

Hogg, who gave a thumbs up, pointed at the demons, including the soldiers, and said with a smile:

"Remember, our cause has not yet succeeded, and you are the real heroes."

Seeing Hogg's triumphant look, the golden-eyed demon clenched his fists. He couldn't bear it anymore and punched out:

"You bitch, are you still waiting for me to die? I'll let you go first today and give me shit!!"

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