Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 189

Hogg's Natural Enemy Is Russ

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Sometimes, Emperor feels very tired.

Although Master of Mankind and Imperium are the most talented people, Emperor has always believed that his parenting experience is pretty good.

Until he kicked open the door and saw Hogg, who was beating his brother violently, and the book <Yellow Pole Hegemony Sutra> in his hand.

With Lorgar wailing, it only took Emperor a few seconds to read through this scripture that made his world view explode, and then Emperor realized it.

Just like serious people don't keep diaries, Emperor, who was seriously feeling his offspring's opinions of him for the first time, also felt that they were not serious, and he became furious.

"Hogg, and you Lorgar, come out with me, I have something pretty to show you."

"Shit, I won't go out with you, you will definitely want to beat me again, you think I'm stupid, Old Man Yellow!"

Of course Hogg didn't want to go out. There were five other brothers keeping company with him in the hall. When he went out, he and Lorgar were left alone. All the firepower must have been on him. Isn't this a crime?

Hearing that his eldest brother is so brave, Lorgar also felt brave.

Taking advantage of the fact that he had not been beaten violently, Lorgar quietly moved towards the back door. As long as he escaped from this place and waited for a while, everything would be fine.

But when a person is angry, he will not care about anything else.

A pair of big psychic hands imprisoned the two dishonest people, hung them up in front of the other five Primarch, and whipped them.

"Bitch, I'm not dead yet! You're going to persecute the other brothers. If something happens to me, won't you make a big fuss?

And you Lorgar, I have tolerated you for a long time, you are a useless snack, Great Crusade has not contributed as much as Curze, you are just doing that little pornographic book of yours, right?"

Seeing that Hogg was about to be beaten violently by his father, the five people who had been at a disadvantage just now stiffened up, stood behind Emperor, and started fanning the flames.

Leman Russ even covered his lower body and complained, "Father, for the sake of brotherly harmony and for the prosperity of Imperium, kill Hogg quickly!"

Even Fulgrim, who had been stepped on all the time, interjected. "Father, if you want a whip, I have it right here."

"Um?"

A father's love is like a mountain, and the earth is falling apart. Since Hogg is so unpopular, Emperor started to implement family laws to eliminate harm for the people. As soon as Fatherly Love as a Mountain Fist was called, he beat him up.

Although Hogg cannot be beaten to death, and Emperor has no real intention of beating him to death, Hogg hurts!

But Hogg, who can lose even to others, still said stubbornly:

"Old Man Yellow, you parallel importer, haven't you eaten? With so much strength, you still dare to say that you are Master of Mankind. Even my brother Lorgar is not afraid of you."

Lorgar, who has always lowered his sense of existence and wanted to be a transparent person, heard the words of Hogg, and goosebumps grew from his thighs to his scalp. He couldn't believe that Hogg was so shameless.

Several Adeptus Custodess cleverly closed the door to prevent the royal secret history from being seen by outsiders. Several Adeptus Custodess with sad faces obediently handed over their salary to Vaul duo.

The boys headed by Kitten once again lost half a month's salary because when they made a bet, they miscalculated how many Primarch would be beaten.

After a while, in the newly cleaned and improved hall, Emperor, who was at the top of the list, looked at the seven useless sons below and spoke out the main content of the meeting.

"Listen, you guys, I have seen the Nila Terminal Machine manufactured by Hogg. This thing can completely enhance the real-time communication of Imperium everywhere, so it must be installed everywhere, and this is an order."

If not for Hogg's foresight, with Old Man Yellow's endorsement, his products would definitely sell well Galaxy, and the opinions of other legions would be nothing.

And as Emperor confirmed this matter, the other Primarch also acted like good babies, praising the benefits of Nila Terminal Machine, even though they had no idea how it worked.

Emperor, who saw that his children were worried, decided to let Hogg give them a demonstration on the spot. This made Hogg extremely awesome, and his little head was full of the face of a villain.

A few minutes later, in the square outside the Imperial Palace, a 50-meter-high Terminal was placed here, and this one was a local gold version specially made by Hogg to please Emperor.

A dozen Primarch and many Adeptus Custodes gathered around, watching Hogg take out a bunch of stuff from his pocket, which looked very blasphemous at first sight, and threw it into the Great Maw below Terminal.

As the battery was swallowed, the mechanical platform below Nila Terminal Machine began to operate, and several oversized displays lit up, connected to the nearby local area network.

Hogg also thoughtfully took out Terminal and distributed it to everyone present, allowing these barbarians from the interstellar era to experience the pleasure of surfing the Internet.

Sure enough, the network is like ##. Since Terra is very close to Alicia, even though the signal is not very good, it is still connected to the internal network of Alicia.

A bunch of big guys with the wisdom of Superman quickly learned the traditional online entertainment skills of online trolling, starting fights, spreading dirty pictures, and greeting each other.

Even those who were not optimistic about Terminal just now are addicted to it.

You know, even the human empire that has entered the interstellar era does not have a cheap inter-galactic communication network. Basically, travel and communication rely on subspace, and the characteristics of subspace are shit.

The scarce Astropath cannot build a huge data network. Generally, only ships or local forces can afford the Astropath distributed by Adeptus Astra Telepathica, let alone common people.

There aren't even enough men, so you little bastards still want to enjoy this kind of treatment. That's just wishful thinking!

With the Psionic Energy network, the barriers for civilians to learn knowledge will be greatly reduced, which is also the most important part of the Hogg plan.

Different from Emperor's blind conquest, Hogg's most powerful counterattack against Chaos is that he wants to enlighten the people's wisdom, but due to the existence of Warp, the acquisition of knowledge is likely to be corrupted.

But Psionic Energy is different. This thing is a by-product of Hogg. It has extremely high energy resistance innately, and slight pollution can only serve as its nutrients.

Of course, if it is the level of pollution Chaos God, a single Terminal will definitely not be able to withstand it, but this thing can be connected into a network!

Just like Psychic Network, as more and more Terminals are laid, the ghost contained in them will become more and more intense until it covers the entire territory of Imperium.

And by that time, Chaos will be eroded by Psionic Energy. Hogg can't imagine what kind of virtue those demons will be twisted into by Psionic Energy.

Hogg, who was admiring himself the Grand Plan, was still thinking about the future, but the cheap Leman Russ took Terminal and clicked on an audio file. Fortunately, he managed to connect to the speaker next to him, and the arrogant voice of Hogg came out.

"In the distance between the world and the world, the old man sells his buttocks and it feels great. I want to ask where he can find him. The golden light is shining between his buttocks."

"(;Д`), Leman Russ, I'm going to kill you!"

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