Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 217

Slaanesh Thought It Understood

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Chapter 214 Slaanesh thinks he understands

"Mine, that should all be mine!"

Listening to Primarch's yelling, Lynn felt that he had come at the wrong time, and at the same time he felt embarrassed.

Because of Psychic Network, Hogg's previous obscene behavior has been explained by him, but there are still many Space Marine who think that his father has awakened to some terrible habit.

And the rumors began to spread rapidly, and now there are many different versions. The most ridiculous thing is that physical books have begun to appear.

Driven by curiosity, Lynn also purchased a copy. After reading it, he was completely disillusioned. While quietly collecting it, he sighed that this author is really brave and talented.

As everyone knows, this author is Fourth Captain under his command, and when Ginny finished writing this book, I am afraid it has spread throughout Warp.

Hogg, who didn't know that he was doubly dead, was still looking at the ships in the distance with heartache, and his appearance was also seen by the distinguished guests brought by Lynn.

Not to mention that longing is the farthest distance. After seeing the god he had always believed in, Cyrene, who had become a crazy fan, resisted his fear and wanted to continue praying.

But just as Cyrene was about to kneel down and worship, he was stopped by Hogg.

Seeing the culprit who caused his own death, Hogg lost his temper. He couldn't get rid of her, after all, he had licked her herself.

Seeing that the gods she believed in were distressed because of her, Cyrene's little head was filled with pain. She felt that she should do something to relieve Hogg's mood.

When I thought about how Hogg liked to lick her feet when she was City of Perfection, Cyrene wanted to stretch out her legs again.

Hogg, who discovered the problem in advance, pressed it down. Fortunately, he didn't die again. However, seeing that his idiot fan was still barefoot, Hogg felt confused:

"Cyrene, right? Why don't you City of Perfection people like to wear shoes? I see that even the city in your place was built by Adamantium. You don't even have this little money, right?"

The Blackwatchs on duty nearby also discovered blind spots. They were also very curious, why do these religious believers not like to wear shoes?

But Cyrene's answer was beyond everyone's expectations.

"Sir, we have dedicated all our belongings to the gods and only kept basic food and fresh water. Only in this way can we show our piety to the gods."

Hearing this reply, everyone felt incredible. Blackwatch couldn't understand why an illusory spiritual symbol could make people give up their material needs.

You know, today's Imperium believes in Imperial Truth, and science and technology are people's consensus. Even Alicia who has Blacklight Sect only regards the sect as a fan club.

Not to mention that their father is still Primarch like Hogg. Even though they themselves know that their father is relatively unreliable, they can still understand where Hogg's bottom line is.

But most of the Space Marines on the bridge participated in the action of burning City of Perfection. They also saw those inexplicable believers, and they have been thinking about this issue in the past few days.

Unlike his descendants, Hogg is aware of the dangers of religion. If left unchecked, a Ecclesiarchy may appear one day and plunge the current good situation into ignorance again.

In order to make the children realize the danger, Hogg snapped his fingers to let the Blackwatch who heard the sound know that it was time for his father to tell stories again.

Seeing these the Angels all taking out small benches and sitting upright around them, Cyrene froze in place at a loss, fearing that they would be like City of Perfection again.

But Lynn on the side took out his spare mazar with a very discerning eye, allowing this frightened mortal to have a place.

Seeing all the heirs looking at him, Hogg pointed to Cyrene who was sitting obediently next to him, and said:

"Look, why do I keep saying that religious ideas are not necessary?

You guys also heard what she said just now. Just because of that illusory and useless god, they sacrificed all the means of production, leaving them without even a pair of shoes.

Do you know why this is?"

All Blackwatch shook their heads in unison. They really didn't understand why these believers were so stupid. And Hogg quickly gave what he thought was a reasonable answer.

"Stupid, didn't you all go through brainwashing surgery when you became Space Marine? Faith is a different kind of brainwashing surgery.

You can imagine, when you are eating hot pot, singing songs, and playing with the treasures you have collected, and then a guy who claims to be a god robs the things in your hands, what a terrible thing it is!"

Hogg's words succeeded in frightening everyone. As Blackwatch, who believes in sneaking around all his life, if his collection is robbed by others, it will be more uncomfortable than killing them.

Looking at his descendants who were frightened by his words, Hogg continued:

"As I told you before, our universe is not peaceful. There are many supernatural creatures in Warp. The most powerful ones have the power of gods.

Do you still remember the demons I met when I took you to Nuceria? They are the lackeys of Chaos God, and their only purpose is to rob our resources.

And religious belief will also give birth to horrific monsters like those Chaos God."

Hearing this, I was running away from work, thinking about which Eldar technician I would order from Ross later, and asked:

"Father, you are bluffing again. There are fans like this little guy in the Blacklight Sect. How come you didn't become a monster?"

Hogg felt that this treacherous son really couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth, so he raised his hand and gave him a slap:

"It's a good question, but don't ask it again next time.

Your father, I am the number one Chain of Cool person in this world. Mere beliefs are of no use to me. My stupid son, you really don't think that every time I say this, it's just to show off, do you?"

Seeing his father's malicious eyes, Ross shook his head sincerely and shouted:

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. My admiration for my father is like an endless river. I will keep every word you say in mind!"

Other Blackwatch, who were caught by Hogg's gaze, also promised repeatedly that they were by no means such pedantic people, and they would keep every word of their father in their hearts.

Hogg, who felt that the effect of this small class was quite good, pointed back at Cyrene, who was stunned next to him:

"You see, just because she became a believer, she doesn't even have a pair of shoes now, and she probably hasn't had a few full meals. She's not as skinny as our Eldar. It's so pitiful!"

Hearing the excitement among the cans here, they even shouted something like, "For our treasures", "For our rice", "For Seese" to destroy those damn believers.

The weak and helpless Cyrene next to her didn't dare to speak. In fact, when City of Perfection was there, she had enough to eat and was clothed warmly, so she never had enough to eat!

Cyrene, who can be regarded as a negative teaching material, successfully aroused the sympathy of all Blackwatch. Hogg even took out a pair of exquisite flesh-colored stockings from his pocket and handed it over.

"Little guy, I won't care about you licking my mouth with your feet. Remember to put on your socks and pick up a uniform from Logistics Officer later."

However, Hogg didn't know that his behavior at this time was being watched by a gaze, and he was staring at the stockings in Hogg's hands, thoughtfully.

Warp Deep down, a sweet voice sounded:

"It turns out that my Xiao Bao baby likes this!"

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