Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 367

The Strongest King of One-on-One

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Just like how there is no wife in a wife cake, there is no god in a God-Machine.

This time, however, it was different. A God-Machine walked upon the earth, and it contained not just one god, but two—or if you count the Useless Brothers, the Emperor Kong possessed the power of the Chaos Gods.

The Emperor Kong continued Hogg's consistent style: not only did it have four arms, but it also sported a long tail equipped with a Plasma Pulse Cannon. Combined with its boiling, hideous flesh, it was fair to call it cool, brutal, and badass.

Although its aesthetic was far from that of a "good guy," to the Coalition of humans bolstered by faith, this was the manifestation of the God-Emperor, the ultimate embodiment of the Omnissiah.

As soon as the Adeptus Mechanicus accompanying the army saw this big treasure, their mechadendrites writhed in excitement, leaking machine oil as if they were about to reach a climax.

"Hahaha! Weak and pathetic trash, today I shall show you what a materialistic iron fist truly is! Brothers, follow me!"

"No need for morality when dealing with these heretics; take down that fatso first!"

Following an order from Hogg located in the head, the Emperor Kong spewed flames from its back. Relying on the surging power of its giant Plasma Reactor, it achieved "brute force flight," launching the hunk of metal high into the sky.

Just as Nurgle prepared to welcome that so-called "materialistic iron fist," the Emperor Kong didn't come down. Instead, it twisted its waist and thrust its hips in mid-air, extending a bizarrely shaped, massive cannon muzzle from beneath the Emperor's position, aiming directly at Tzeentch.

"Hmm! Why are you aiming at me?"

"Because you're the one we're killing."

Emperor, having been ruthlessly mocked just moments ago,

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