Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 378

371. Brother, Can You Swim?

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Brother, can you swim?

Primarchs are not perfect, and that imperfection happens to be their greatest strength.

Don't let the term "world-shaking wisdom" fool you just because Magnus ruined its reputation; as long as Little Pony isn't having a mental breakdown or making random psychic calls to people, his level as the Imperium's premier Librarian is actually quite reliable.

Upon hearing that someone was treating everyone to a meal, Magnus instantly perked up. Ignoring his research results, he immediately hugged Hogg's leg, crying and shouting to be included, because, after all, how could scientific research be more important than stuffing one's face?

A Primarch has a massive frame, so his appetite is naturally beyond that of an ordinary person. Since Hogg was paying, his good brother naturally wouldn't let him suffer, immediately picking the most expensive restaurant. They even brought their whole families along, calling over every descendant they could find.

Looking at this group of gluttonous giants who were shouting about being hungry while their mouths never stopped moving for a second, Hogg suddenly felt a bit of regret. But there was no way to take back a bluff once it had been made, so he could only grit his teeth and tell his brothers to eat whatever they wanted, claiming he had money to burn.

But as they ate, Hogg began to feel that something was wrong. Why was the crowd getting bigger and bigger? Some Adeptus Custodes had even snuck in! Even Malcador had come running over.

Sensing that things were going south, Hogg wanted to slip away immediately, but just as he reached the door, he was bumped back by a lump of iron. Looking closely, he discovered the person was none other than Emperor, who was wearing a wicked grin:

"Old Man Yellow, when did

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