Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 76

Smiles Are Contagious

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The navigation distance in the interstellar era is basically measured in light years, so there are great technical requirements for hunting targets.

Space Wolves, as the military police force used by Emperor, has the best hunting skills among the legions. After all, dogs have a long history as humans' hunting partners.

The cruel environment on Fenris has cultivated the style of Space Wolves. Since the beginning of Great Crusade, they have not failed once.

Emperor, who had beaten up two unfilial sons, sat on Hogg's sofa, and Jonson Malcador tasted Blackwatch's food together, while the two guys stood in the corner.

I originally heard that Hogg blew himself up, and Emperor thought that his old friend had already arrived here, but he didn't expect to see those two guys arranging for him as soon as he came over.

I have to say that Blackwatch's food was quite good, and the three of them had a great time eating it. If there were not those two things that ruined the scenery, Emperor might have eaten more.

"What are you two looking at? Hogg Tell me."

"Ah? Wherever Brother Six looks, I look. It's none of my business to ask him."

Emperor feels that she shouldn't ask him. It's true that a dog's mouth cannot spit out ivory, but I have beaten them today, so I will beat them again tomorrow.

"Come here."

Hearing Old Man Yellow's call, the two brothers smoothly sat on the dining table and started to eat.

Hogg, who was halfway through eating, suddenly asked:

"Old Man Yellow, do you know the secret of Rangdan?"

"I know. I even know Rangdan better than you do."

After hearing Emperor's answer, several people looked at each other, and finally Jonson, as the big brother, asked Emperor.

"Father, since you know the secret of Rangdan, why do they become like this?"

"I don't want to answer this question. I'm here just to eliminate this hidden danger. An old friend still needs me to solve it."

Emperor stood up from the sofa and glanced at Hogg, then took his Adeptus Custodes back to Bucephalus, leaving behind three heirs who looked confused.

Hogg broke the weird atmosphere on the table, played with the food on the plate, and swallowed it in one bite.

"I am the most proficient in biotechnology among us. You may not know, but I found out that Rangdan is a genetically modified race."

"Their soldiers rely on their strong physical fitness to compete with Space Marine, not to mention Rangdan and the more powerful Overlord, and there is even Warmaster that can compete with Primarch.

All I can say is that Rangdan is the enemy we must destroy. They are too similar to us.

This dark secret can only be forgotten. You are not as thick-skinned as me, and it will not be good for anyone if we delve deeper into it."

Listening to Hogg's words, the two left Blacklight thoughtfully and returned to their flagship.

Seeing that they had left, Hogg came to Bucephalus alone and saw Emperor who had been waiting for a long time.

"Old Man Yellow, you really think you are Subhuti! How many memories of mine have you seen."

"Not much, I just found out that someone was secretly wearing women's clothes in the house."

"Fuck, if I hadn't been able to defeat you, I would have let them see your wretched nature. Tell me, why did you call me here? There's nothing you can't say in person."

Sitting on his golden sofa, Emperor said:

"There are some things they don't know that are good for them. Not everyone is as 'wise' as you are.

You know, I can deduce some future episodes. The fate of Rangdan is closely related to you, so you can no longer mess around with Rangdan this time.

When the time comes, you must go all out to completely eliminate them, do you understand?"

Hogg, who looked unconcerned, replied:

"That's it, of course I knew I wanted to wipe them out completely. I thought you saw me making Zerg and you were going to 'Decimation' me.

Old Man Yellow, you have seen the Zerg I made, don't you blame me for making Xenos?"

Looking at the careless rebellious boy opposite, Emperor's emotional intelligence suddenly came online, and he decided to try Huairou education. A pair of big hands pressed on Hogg's head and rubbed his white hair.

"I admit that Zerg is a powerful weapon for Imperium, and I also believe that with your head..."

Hogg, who had never been praised before, really wanted to hear what Emperor said about himself, and asked hurriedly:

"What's mine? Is it my brain? Tell me quickly, you're whining."

Emperor recalled all the operations of Hogg, and it was hard to tell that he was a smart person. If he said it, he would feel hypocritical, so he decided to give physics education next time.

"With your powerful strength, you will be able to control them. Are you satisfied?"

Then Emperor saw Hogg looking like a villain who had succeeded.

"Old Man Yellow You are right, I am the best, hahahahahaha.

Don't worry, just by your words, I will make sure you don't starve to death if you become paralyzed from now on."

Ignoring his crazy words, Emperor took out a metal box and threw it to Hogg.

"Your current strength is not enough. This thing is given to you. It is best to digest it before the battle, otherwise you will not be able to neutralize those fragments."

Hogg, who was holding an unknown metal box, felt a pang of hunger. Without opening it, he knew that there should be a piece of C'tan debris inside.

After the Rangdan Warmaster self-destructed, he did feel weak for a while. In order to completely kill it, the huge Psionic Energy reserve in the past was directly exhausted.

Just because that Rangdan Warmaster's body was full of complex Warp energy, and at that time he had no time to devour it and could only completely pollute it.

This is also the reason why Taxos directly turned into a wasteland. The huge amounts of Psionic Energy and Warp energy collided, making the surface of the planet full of pollution.

If a creature comes to live in Taxos in the future, it will definitely turn into a twisted Xenos that cannot be saved even if it is saved.

And Emperor also saw the weakness of Hogg, and filled his vacancy with C'tan Shard.

Unlike Warp, whose energy can only be digested slowly and may burst if you eat too much, C'tan, which is physically refined, is more in line with the essence of Hogg.

If we make an analogy, Warp Daemon is like Indian food that will become thin after eating too much, but it can be eaten. C'tan is like glucose that can be absorbed without side effects.

Without saying anything else, Hogg, who was already so greedy, swallowed the box together, and his whole body was stretched into a rectangular shape by the huge box.

Emperor was so angry that he kicked him and made him spit out the box.

"Damn it, that box is an ancient relic. I only have this one. Who asked you to eat it?"

"Ugh! If you didn't tell me earlier, who would have known that this box is a good thing? Your family eats bread but doesn't eat the crust."

He picked up the box containing the fragments again and shook off the disgusting slime on it. In just a short time, the surface of the box was corroded, which made Emperor very distressed.

Taking out the shimmering fragment inside, Emperor shoved it directly into Hogg's throat, and then used his supreme spiritual power to open a Blacklight portal.

He kicked this annoying thing in and decided to beat his old friend to death when he saw him.

As Galaxy destined Overlord, Emperor needs to vent.

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