"What? Lao Deng asked a daddy like you to teach me. Are you kidding? I am the strongest Orks Big Mek in Imperium."
Listening to the vulgar words that insulted Emperor, himself, and Imperium, Horus wanted to give Hogg a good beating, but the sad thing was that he couldn't.
Although Horus is at least at the top of Primarch's personal combat power list, his main responsibility is to be the commander, and Hogg is recognized as a reckless man in the Primarch chat room.
If you ask Mercedes-Benz and Dongfeng to sell goods, aren't you bullying an honest person? Unless you are a Mercedes-Benz of three or more years old, but even if you are a Mercedes-Benz of three or more years old and can directly do express delivery, you still can't compare.
In addition, Primarch has something similar to a chat group, but there is one Primarch who has not been included, and Horus will not talk about it.
"Hogg, first of all, I am not bald, I once had thick hair; secondly, I am not a father's son, I am a father who loves us; finally, it is not me who teaches you, but you who accept my teachings."
Hearing Horus's serious nonsense, he immediately made Hogg laugh and almost threw him to the ground after he had picked him up.
In the last life, Hogg saw an extremely explosive orifice, which can be said to perfectly reflect the fact that Horus is a daddy's boy:
Thought-Emperor Fist, thoughts are pouring out! (╯▔ Pan▔)╯
Thought-Emperor Sword, never forget it! ((′д`*))━--!!!
Horus-Emperor Palm, life after life! () palm
Thirty years of solitude, the son who returns for the first time!
The most unforgettable gift, the Centaur Ring!
The canonization of Ullanor, Imperium Warmaster!
Gua--Father, I really love you--woo woo(;Д`)--wow--ah-ah--hee hee hee.
Recalling this period of brainwashing, Hogg couldn't stand it anymore. Horus was left with a face of humiliation, lying on the ground laughing with tears streaming down his face.
"Hogg, what are you doing? Are my words so funny?"
"Hey hey hey hey, uh... ugh!! Pat me quickly, I'm choking on my own saliva."
After all, it was still Horus. After this round of operations, he still cared about his brother. He quickly helped Hogg to the sofa and patted him.
After recovering, Hogg finally stopped laughing, but as soon as he saw Horus's shining forehead, he couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth. He quickly recalled the painful experiences of two lifetimes, but he still couldn't help it.
"Hahahahaha! Oh oh oh hey hey hey!! I thought of happy things, it's so funny!"
Horus, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally got angry, slapped the table and shouted:
"That's enough! You are clearly making fun of me. I have tolerated you for a long time. If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have slapped you to death like my father did."
Knowing that "bald-headed Ogryn" couldn't be offended all at once, or else a big guy with a sword would come, Hogg quickly held back his smile and argued:
"Warmaster! Listen to my quibbles. Blackwatch Someone is getting married, and he has to call you uncle! I..."
"Wait a minute? What did you just say?"
Hogg, who was interrupted by Horus, was a little confused, but he still repeated what he had just said.
"I said someone in Blackwatch is getting married, and he is your eldest nephew."
Seeing that he still didn't hear what he wanted, Horus interrupted Hogg again.
"Not this, go further."
"Ah, go further? I said Warmaster you listen to my quibbles, no, listen to my explanation..."
"Stop, stop, stop, no need to say anything, I forgive you. From today on, you are my dearest brother."
Hearing the name "Warmaster" twice made Horus forget all the unpleasantness, and even looked at the little dwarf Hogg a lot more pleasantly.
Hogg reacted with a look of disgust, feeling that this guy was hopeless, so Imperium took jujube pills. Fortunately, he didn't blacklist 'WarGod888 8888' completely. In the worst case, Imperium will dump Khorne the Second who submitted the special code.
Moreover, beating and scolding are love, maybe Old Man Yellow and Khorne are half-brothers!
"But then, wouldn't Kong Laoer become my second uncle? Then who am I? I... ah, this is wrong!"
While Hogg was still trying to figure out who he was, Emperor, who was building Webway deep inside the Imperial Palace, felt a sudden surge of intelligence all over his body.
"Damn it, it must be Khorne's evil pen. Vaul Just let me go out for a while. You can continue to build Webway here. I want to repair a piece of trash."
Soon there was a storm in the depths of Warp. Two projections, one gold and one red, were beating each other at the junction of the Veil. The demons onlookers put down their work and went to watch.
Even though the aftermath of the battle could kill them easily, the demons were not afraid at all and kept shouting, "Seeing this drama, it's worth dying even if you see it!"
When they saw the rise, the demons couldn't bear it any longer. They picked up the weapons in their hands and randomly found a target to chop down. For a moment, the whole space was filled with the sound of killing, turning into a demonic version of Great Krumpin.
Khorne the Second in the middle has transformed into a huge Kobold image, and is fighting passionately with Emperor. The red scarf hanging between the neck is floating back and forth, and a game console can be vaguely seen hanging on it.
But even in the Veil's weak spot, Khorne's strength cannot be fully exerted. It can deliver 2 successes and be defeated quickly.
"The Accursed Don't bully God too much. When the time comes, I will beat you to your knees and humiliate you severely."
Hearing the familiar speaking style, Emperor became even more angry. He unleashed his powerful psychic power and kicked Khorne to the ground. He picked up the fallen War Blade and stabbed it into Kobold's ASS.
"┗|`O′|┛Ouch~~Cursed One You deserve to die!!"
Khorne, who was so humiliated, could no longer control himself. More power was sent over regardless of the cost, and he smashed the Veil in this area. He wanted to avenge his shame.
Then Emperor saw that the situation was not going well and ran away decisively. He was not a brainless fool, leaving only Kobold here incapable and furious.
And anger must be released. Khorne, who had no opponent, pulled out the giant sword from his ASS. He must cut something today, otherwise he would really be angry to death.
At this moment, he suddenly spotted a blue figure flashing past in the distance, and immediately found the target for his venting.
"Damn Tzeentch, this must be your conspiracy, die!"
Hogg finally figured it out. Who is Khorne the Second? It's none of his business. He doesn't even give Old Man Yellow's face. What a loser. If he dares to come to Realspace, he will kick him out.
Looking at Horus who was still immersed in Warmaster's title, Hogg could only accept his miserable fate. After all, Old Man Yellow treated him well and beat him hard enough.
"What are you still doing? You have Alzheimer's disease. I agree to go with you. However, there is no transportation point for me over there at Segmentum Pacificus. I have to bring some belongings with me."
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