Warhammer 40K: The Jokester Who Saves the World
Chapter 98

Old Man Yellow Was Truly Unfilial

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Horus left and took his Luna Wolves to the front line of Great Crusade.

Before leaving, Hogg repeatedly promised that he would bring Lorgar back to Terra so that this awesome young man could recognize his ancestors and would never abuse him.

It's just that Horus didn't believe what Hogg said. Angron, who had fought with him, had told his experience. Although Hogg did teach Angron a lot of knowledge, the beating was also real.

I remember one time Horus gave him a beautiful belt. Angron was so frightened that his hands were shaking and he refused the gift directly. Later I heard that World Eaters was not allowed to use any leather belts internally, only ropes.

But Hogg gave too much. He directly promised Luna Wolves five years of material transportation business. Although he still asked for some business rights on the planet, Luna Wolves could not afford such a small right.

The reason is still because of Imperial Departmento Munitorum's insects. The supplies they delivered were not as much as they lost. Luna Wolves did not want to risk his life because of the shortage of supplies.

They also want to have endless ammunition; they also want to plow the fields with artillery fire without any worries; and they also want to drink a cup of hot tea while guarding the trenches. After all, drinking tea is such a beautiful thing!

Lorgar, who is still dreaming about the future, doesn't know that Horus has sold him, and calls him Hogg like a brother, which is a model of recognizing a thief as a father, but I don't know if he can still laugh after joining Blacklight.

Stepping into the door of Blacklight, Lorgar, who has been in the feudal society of Colchis all his life and has never been exposed to modernity, sighs at the power of Imperium, and then...

"Crack!"

A strong palm pressed on his butt, and the warmth of the palm penetrated into his muscles through the cloth robe, making Lorgar feel his whole body tighten.

He lowered his head and saw Hogg looking at him with a smirk on his face. He swallowed silently. Lorgar began to miss Horus who had left.

"Ah, brother, what are you doing?"

"You can't tell what I'm doing? Of course I'm going to give you a physical examination. Blacklight has the most complete facilities besides Bucephalus. It's easy to do a physical examination."

"You know, our other two brothers have left happy memories here, and you must be the next one. One of them is 'Bloodhound Angron' with great military exploits, and the other is 'Xenos-Eater Mortarion'.

I can make an introduction to you then, and you will definitely have something in common."

"But you don't have to touch my butt, isn't that right?" Perhaps Colchis's priest also liked the little boy. Lorgar's muscles stiffened and he wanted to get rid of Hogg's hand.

Hogg certainly didn't let him get what he wanted. This was not Hogg's fooling around. It was just because Blacklight was undergoing a major renovation. In order to obtain a larger internal space, a large number of pocket dimensions were placed on the passage.

It would be troublesome if he accidentally fell into the unexpanded pocket dimension. Moreover, Lorgar is more than three meters high, almost four meters. Hogg can only pull it here, otherwise Mekboy?

After taking a few more hard shots, maybe I felt it was a bit unsightly, so Hogg found an excuse.

"Why are you so shy? I even gave Mortarion a bath, and he was so grateful that he didn't want to give it up. I remember it was a bloody battle that day. It took me 7 pieces of soap to convince him.

So for your own safety it is best not to move, otherwise you will suffer."

Listening to the strange words coming from behind, Lorgar broke into cold sweat, and the sweat couldn't stop pouring out of his pores, for fear of following in the footsteps of Mortarion.

But then Hogg didn't do anything extraordinary. He just pushed Lorgar's butt and led him through the long passage to the door of the laboratory.

The touch behind him made Lorgar restless, but this was Blacklight! Blackwatch's flagship, not to mention that Hogg was personally accompanying him. The moment he entered Blacklight, he should have run away, but he couldn't escape now.

"Lorgar, open the door to the laboratory! Don't you believe in God? This is your destined fate."

Lorgar, who was aware of current affairs, did as he was told. After opening the door, he did not see some blasphemous creations. On the contrary, Hogg's laboratory was surprisingly clean, which made Lorgar wonder whether the experience just now was fake.

But the heat left on his butt still reminds Lorgar not to act rashly, and being honest may be the best choice.

"Take off your clothes."

"???"

"Ah, so fast? I'm not ready yet. It's just immoral. We are brothers, and my father will never agree."

"???"

It seemed that he understood why Lorgar was so nervous along the way. This loser actually thought of him as a gay. Hogg's anger began to increase! It increased!

But the equipment in the laboratory was very precious, and Hogg felt sorry for the money. But when he heard Lorgar's bastard words, Hogg couldn't bear it any longer, so he took out the belt from his body and whipped it.

"Damn you, you dare to suspect that I'm gay, I can't beat you to death."

"Pa!" The rapidly rotating belt hit Lorgar's body hard. Lorgar cried out, but soon things developed into a strange situation.

Logically speaking, crying is not a shameful thing, but Lorgar cried with an expression of enjoyment on his face. When Hogg saw his reaction, people immediately went numb.

Throwing away the broken belt, Hogg swore that the current Lorgar was not normal, that he was a masochist, and that his strong character was already deeply ingrained, so he would take the pill sooner or later.

Other crooked Primarch can use physics education, but Lorgar cannot. This guy will be even more excited when he is beaten. If he couldn't distinguish the traces of Chaos, Hogg would have thought that this guy was corrupted by Slaanesh!

"Old Man Yellow You piece of shit, why did you have so many sons? Why are all the ones I meet a crooked person? You will have to divide the family property with me in the future. The Four Ruinous Powers You really deserve to have you exploded."

Hogg thought about it casually and lit up a cigarette. He didn't care about the rule that smoking was not allowed in the laboratory. His mind was buzzing now and he urgently needed a complete transformation plan.

Recalling all the actions of Lorgar in the normal timeline, we can see that he was the breaking point of Horus Heresy. Although those two pieces of garbage are gone now, there is no guarantee that the second Erebus will appear that day.

In addition, the current Word Bearers can be said to be one of the legions with the largest number of troops. If this ridiculous-looking Lorgar returns to the legion, it will definitely lead to deviation.

When the time comes, these candid people with religious beliefs are stimulated by Emperor's veto that they are not God's orders, and Chaos God will corrupt them as easily as finding shit in a manhole.

"No, I don't allow that to happen. Why do I still want to enjoy happiness in the future!"

After picking up Lorgar who was still mumbling something, Hogg decided to give him special training.

"Lorgar, your good days are over before Old Man Yellow comes."

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