I Can't Die, So I Pretend to Be a Vampire
Chapter 47

Blackmailing a High School Girl for Her Allowance (Please Recommend and Favorite, I'm Begging You)

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Ugou Mirai gently pressed a hand to her chest and took a deep breath, trying to calm her nerves.

But it didn't help at all. Her heart kept pounding away.

He was coming!

That person was coming!

This was her first time. She was really nervous!

In all her life, this was the first time Ugou Mirai had gone to another school to wait outside the gates for a boy.

Even though she'd looked up countless guides online beforehand, now that the moment had arrived, she was still nervous to death.

She patted her cheeks with both hands, cheering herself on. "You've got this, Mirai. You can do it. You need to make a good impression."

When she heard footsteps, Ugou Mirai took a few deep breaths, put on the perfect smile she'd practiced many times the night before, then jumped out of her hiding place and greeted him. "Hi, long time no—"

Bam!

Before Ugou Mirai could finish speaking, Fang Cheng knocked her flat with a punch.

"Ugh..."

She lay stiffly on the ground, seeing stars and drawing a complete blank.

Huh? I got punched? Why?

Only then did Fang Cheng realize that he hadn't been ambushed. He'd hit a pretty high school girl who looked vaguely familiar.

Fortunately, it had only been an instinctive reaction, and he hadn't hit her hard. Otherwise, the girl would've had her head cracked open.

"Are you okay?"

Fang Cheng pulled Ugou Mirai to her feet and brushed the dust off her clothes. "Don't just jump out at people like that. You scared me."

"I-I'm sorry!"

Coming to her senses, Ugou Mirai hurriedly apologized. "I won't do it again."

"If you're fine, go home. Don't wander around outside."

Fang Cheng left her with that and turned to go. He needed to get out of there before she tried to shake him down.

He'd barely taken two steps when he felt someone tug at him. Turning around, he saw that Ugou Mirai had caught up and grabbed his backpack.

Fang Cheng looked puzzled. "Is there something else?"

Ugou Mirai felt that the perfect entrance she'd carefully planned had been completely ruined.

Even worse, the boy had actually forgotten her.

"It's me, Ugou Mirai. Don't you remember? That night..."

Ugou Mirai waved her hands about and rapidly explained what had happened. Only then did Fang Cheng remember. "Oh, it's you. You were crying so hard that night, with snot and tears all over your face. Who could remember what you looked like?"

Ugou Mirai's face fell, and she was mortified.

She'd thought that Fang Cheng had seen her as a brave and clever young woman that night.

Instead, he remembered her at her absolute worst.

Ugh... this is so embarrassing. I want to die.

Fang Cheng looked her over. She wore another school's uniform, and she was fair-skinned, pretty, youthful, and dressed her hair in twin tails.

He smiled slightly. "How did you find me? Don't tell me it was a coincidence. Lying gets you a spanking."

Ugou Mirai didn't notice that Fang Cheng's smile had turned a little cold.

With a mole inside the Countermeasure Department and an anonymous informant lurking in the shadows, the fact that a high school girl had managed to find him in a sea of people was suspicious.

Could it be that the rich woman's honey trap had worked again?

Ugou Mirai looked embarrassed and gave a sheepish little laugh. "I remembered what you looked like, so I asked someone to find you. I didn't think it'd be so quick."

It hadn't been nearly that simple, but Ugou Mirai was afraid of scaring Fang Cheng, so she didn't dare go into detail.

"I see."

As he spoke, Fang Cheng edged closer, putting himself within easy reach of knocking her down. "Then do you know who I am?"

Ugou Mirai didn't notice what he was up to. Instead, his closeness made her feel a little shy.

She caught a pleasant scent coming from Fang Cheng, and it made her want to leap at him and lick him.

She fought down the urge, looked around, then lowered her voice. "You're an intern with the Disaster Countermeasure Department, right?"

Fang Cheng nodded slightly. When he'd been working with Kanzaki Rin, she'd told him to pretend to be an intern with the Countermeasure Department.

Ugou Mirai excitedly waved her little fists, her eyes sparkling. "A student by day and an enforcer of justice against evil by night! It's just like a comic book. That's so cool!"

Fang Cheng couldn't tell whether the girl was a good actress or simply an innocent, sheltered sweetheart.

He asked, "What did you come here for? You know about the confidentiality rules for interns, don't you? If my identity gets exposed, can you take responsibility?"

Each question was more serious than the last, and Fang Cheng's tone grew sterner with every one.

Ugou Mirai was clearly frightened. She pressed her hands together and bowed her head. "I'm sorry! I just wanted to thank you properly for saving me that night. I didn't know it could have such serious consequences. I'm sorry..."

Seeing how scared Ugou Mirai looked, Fang Cheng softened his tone and smiled. "You want to thank me... do you have any money?"

Ugou Mirai froze. "Huh? I... I don't."

Her mother had taken away several months' worth of allowance as punishment for her mistake, so she was now living on borrowed money.

Fang Cheng's smile immediately vanished. "No money? No money, and you're—cough, cough. What are you going to thank me with, then? Just a verbal thank-you? You could at least buy me some fruit."

Ugou Mirai was panicking. "I-I don't have any right now, but I will tomorrow. How much do you want? Could I give it to you tomorrow?"

Anyone who didn't know what was going on might have thought Fang Cheng was some thug extorting allowance from a high school girl.

Fang Cheng waved a hand. "Forget it. I was just joking. See you."

When Ugou Mirai saw that Fang Cheng was about to leave, she grabbed him again in desperation. "I'll treat you to a meal tomorrow. You can pick whatever you want. It'll be my way of thanking you."

It wouldn't be too much to watch a movie after dinner, would it? And after the movie, going to an amusement park would be perfectly reasonable, right?

By the end of the day, they'd be friends, wouldn't they?

Ugou Mirai couldn't help praising herself for thinking things through so carefully. Amazing. I really am a genius.

"Dinner? Maybe tomorrow."

Fang Cheng moved her hand aside and prepared to leave. If he waited any longer, he'd miss the supermarket sale.

"Wait!"

Ugou Mirai hesitantly pulled out her phone. "Could... could we add each other as friends?"

Fang Cheng glanced at the drone in the distance, took out his own phone, and exchanged contact details with her.

After parting ways with Fang Cheng, Ugou Mirai eagerly checked his social media account.

Looking at his profile, Ugou Mirai bounced around excitedly, completely unaware that several burly men in suits and sunglasses were quietly approaching her.

By the time she came to her senses, she was surrounded by more than ten men in suits.

She looked around and frowned. "Back off, will you?"

"Yes, miss!"

One of the men nodded and spoke into his wireless earpiece. "Spread out."

The men in suits immediately widened their perimeter. Each one looked fierce as a wolf and watched every passerby like a suspect.

Ugou Mirai secretly breathed a sigh of relief. She was glad she'd sent the bodyguards away earlier. If they'd seen her get knocked down with a punch, they'd surely have gotten into a fight with him.

Soon, a long, luxurious bulletproof car pulled up in front of Ugou Mirai.

A maid about the same age as Ugou Mirai stepped out. Her delicate features made her look like an expensive doll.

The maid's brows were clear and her gaze cool, her bearing frosty. Her cherry-red lips parted, but her voice held no emotion.

"Miss, your mother asked me to take you home."

"Got it."

Ugou Mirai ducked into the car.

She'd always hated this kind of pomp, but after sneaking out on her own to have fun and getting captured by a monster, she could no longer refuse the protection her mother had arranged for her. She wasn't allowed to go out at night anymore, either. She had to go home.

As soon as the maid got into the car, Ugou Mirai threw herself against her and affectionately rubbed against her. "Qingxue, could you lend me some money?"

"Miss, you already owe me 150,000."

"Then let's round it up. Lend me another 850,000."

"I'll tell your mother."

When Fang Cheng got home, he received a call from Kanzaki Rin before he even had time to cook. "Come to the Training Ground."

Fang Cheng simply decided not to cook and rode the motorcycle he'd picked up on the cheap last time to the Training Ground.

He still remembered that Kanzaki Rin owed him a barbecue dinner and hot pot. If not now, then when?

When he arrived at the Training Ground, he took out the access card Kanzaki Rin had given him, swiped into the building, and rode the elevator to the lowest level.

The moment he stepped out of the elevator, Fang Cheng blurted, "Holy crap!"

Thanks to: Tianjiangzhiwu and Sakurai Tomoki, Lonely Demon King, and RUM Conquer Tyranny ASL for the tips! Thanks for your support! (*^▽^*)

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