Pre-Collapse Civilization: My Wife is a Snake!
Chapter 278

The Battle in the Hot Spring! / As Everyone Knows, You Should Apologize First...

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Magnificent"..."

"Nothing."

Hua rolled her eyes at Ling Xi and then ignored Ling Xi, because she also realized that this guy was not unhappy at all, and had just been staring at her bath towel for a while!

Hua was naturally aware of Ling Xi's achievement in wiping out the Mobius Laboratory, so...

Although she had some thoughts, her instincts still made her wary.

Previously, when Danzhu invited her to soak in the hot springs, she had intended to refuse, but...

Danzhu said Ling Xi would be coming too, and that girl even said that being open and honest is the way to increase friendship, and that she would use a bath towel, so I finally agreed, but...

Now I'm starting to feel a little regretful, because I can't really relax and enjoy the hot spring in front of Ling Xi.

So, Fu Hua also moved closer to Danzhu and Cangxuan...

Ling Xi "..."

Well, even though I won't see anything more beautiful, soaking in a hot spring with pretty girls like this seems like a kind of enjoyment. In this primitive era, spending every day happily with the important people in my life... sooner or later...

I will definitely lead them into the future!

Chapter 497: War in the Hot Spring!

After Hua also went to Danzhu Cangxuan's place, Ling Xi also squinted her eyes and enjoyed the comfortable hot spring.

To be honest, this kind of life is not bad. You and the people around you are not threatened by the Honkai and can live peacefully. Apart from the lack of the Internet and modern technology, this place can indeed be called a paradise.

Perhaps, I could awaken Doctor Ellie and the others right now, and then live together in this era. Even if we face the Honkai in the future, as long as I prevent the Doctor from pursuing advanced technology, then...

There must have been at least several thousand years of leisurely time, and several thousand years should be enough, right?

"Sister, could you please stop reading comics?"

While Ling Xi was contemplating life, Danzhu had also been displeased with Cangxuan for a long time. He was fine before, but after Ling Xi arrived, he spent all his time either reading comics or playing games.

"No way, this is the best part."

Cangxuan continued to silently read his comic book. He hadn't read it for three years, so why couldn't he take a look now?

"Hmph, sis~ sis!"

Danzhu cupped his hands together to form a ladle shape and splashed a handful of water onto Cangxuan's face...

"Mmm..."

"Ptooey... Little sister, what are you doing?"

Cangxuan was immediately annoyed. He was enjoying reading the comic when this girl attacked him.

"Hmph."

Danzhu just smiled smugly, and then splashed water at Cangxuan again.

"You... you're despicable."

Cangxuan couldn't stand it any longer, so he threw the comic book outside and then splashed a handful of water at Danzhu.

"Come on, don't think I'm afraid of you."

Danzhu showed no weakness and decisively launched another counterattack.

"Hmph, little sister, you've really gotten more and more arrogant lately!"

Cangxuan decisively decided to use her authority as the older sister to teach this girl what true filial piety and parental love mean!

"Stop! Stop fighting!"

Hua quickly hid to the side, afraid of being accidentally injured.

"Damn it, watch this..."

Danzhu used his own bath towel to fill with water and splashed it directly at Cangxuan, shouting, "Water Release: Great Waterfall Technique!"

"Awoo..."

"Sister, you..."

Cangxuan was instantly knocked down, and then he directly ripped off Hua's bath towel!

Magnificent"???"

"Huh?"

Hua immediately squatted down in the pool, looking completely bewildered.

"Me too!"

Cangxuan decisively followed Danzhu's example and launched a counterattack.

"Cangxuan, give it back to me!"

Hua rushed towards Cangxuan, trying to snatch back his equipment, since it was the only piece of equipment he had.

"Could I borrow this for a moment...?"

Of course, Cangxuan couldn't return it to Hua, since he needed to retaliate against Danzhu, and he couldn't possibly use his own bath towel.

"Then I'm sorry."

Hua decisively snatched Cangxuan's bath towel and wrapped it around himself.

"Oh no..."

Cangxuan immediately sensed something was wrong and tried to put on a bath towel.

"Sister, take this!"

Danzhu seized the opportunity and pounced on Cangxuan, causing both beautiful girls to fall into the hot spring pool. Fortunately, the water was deep enough that neither of them was injured, but...

"Gurgle... cough cough..."

Cangxuan drank two large gulps of bathwater. "Damn it, Danzhu!"

Cangxuan called out Danzhu's name directly, then hugged Danzhu's slender waist, and the two fell into the water again!

Thus began their battle, during which Hua was also accidentally injured, and finally the three of them engaged in a team battle...

"Wow, amazing, amazing..."

Ling Xi, who had already noticed the situation, had taken out a watermelon and was eating it while watching!

Moreover, by this time, the towels they were wearing had long been knocked off and had drifted away to who knows where.

Unfortunately, on a night with temperatures below ten degrees Celsius, the water vapor was incredibly dense, and they were only seven or eight meters away, so...

Even at the very end Ling Xi could only vaguely see some clues...

Damn it, next time, besides Paladins and Shadow Priests, remember to kick SteamGirl too!

"Whoosh..."

"Awoo..."

"Mmm..."

About ten minutes later, the three of them finished fighting and sat down next to Ling Xi to drink hot milk, then made happy noises.

"I feel much better after exercising."

Danzhu stretched and twisted her neck, feeling all the fatigue disappear. Especially after exercising, a glass of milk not only replenished her fluids and nutrients, but also smelled delicious.

"Snort..."

Cangxuan simply hummed softly and silently drank her milk. Although she admitted that she felt much lighter after exercising, but...

Cangxuan glanced at Ling Xi. This guy must have had a good time watching that rascal sister.

Magnificent"..."

Hua silently drank her milk, her face still flushed. She had been having so much fun in the previous battle, feeling like she was back in the past, that she had completely ignored Ling Xi's presence until she floated over to Ling Xi's side...

In short, Hua has made a decision: she will never listen to Danzhu again and come to the hot springs with him. If she comes again, she will turn into a flat-chested person!

"Hmm, it's about time we headed back."

Ling Xi stretched and smiled at the three of them, saying, "If you soak for too long, you'll get dizzy."

"Yeah, I think so too."

Danzhu nodded, indicating that she was also ready to end her trip to the hot springs.

"Ling Xi, you should go back first."

Cangxuan silently watched Ling Xi. There was absolutely no way she would get out of the bath first. After all, once she got to the shore, she would have to take off her towel, dry herself with a dry towel, and then get dressed!

If we were to get out of the bath first, this guy would definitely give us a good look.

"..."

Hua remained silent. After finishing his milk, he submerged half his head in the water and began blowing bubbles...

"Yes, yes, I understand."

Ling Xi could naturally guess what Cangxuan was worried about, so Ling Xi readily agreed. After witnessing that dramatic scene, she now had no desires or wants, so...

I'll go back first and give them some private space.

As she spoke, Ling Xi got up and prepared to go straight home. Although this place was on the mountaintop and her home was halfway up the mountain, a distance of nearly two hundred meters, for Ling Xi, those two hundred meters was nothing.

"Ling Xi, take me with you!"

Danzhu also got up immediately, wrapped herself in a bath towel, and pounced on Ling Xi, laughing, "It's too cold here, take me home with you."

"Good."

Ling Xi, of course, wouldn't refuse. She gently picked up Danzhu, then leaped into the air, simultaneously activating the power of the [Tesla Stigmata] and using electromagnetic force to propel herself towards home.

Along the way, Danzhu smiled at Cangxuan and said, "Big sister, times have changed!"

"Well... I'm going back too."

Fu Hua also thought of something, and immediately got up, wrapped in a bath towel, and jumped off the mountaintop.

In an instant, only Cangxuan remained in the hot spring pool.

Cangxuan: "???"

Holy crap, you guys...

Cangxuan immediately wanted to curse. These guys are real dogs!

Of course, Ling Xi eventually came back and took her home. After all... jokes are fine, but don't forget that Danzhu's cold had just recovered, and they couldn't let Cangxuan catch it too.

Chapter 498: As we all know, apologies should be offered proactively...

"Sister, I know I was wrong..."

On the sofa in the living room, seeing Cangxuan's face beaming with joy, Danzhu could only try to coax her older sister.

"Hmph, don't call me 'sister,' I don't have a sister like you..."

Cangxuan looked annoyed. This guy and Ling Xi went straight home, and then Hua also went straight home, leaving him shivering in the cold wind. That was too much.

"Hehe, but didn't I have Ling Xi pick you up later?"

Danzhu smiled awkwardly and said, "So... please forgive me, okay?"

"Huh? Did you send Ling Xi?"

Just then, Hua suddenly spoke up, asking with some curiosity, "But didn't I hear Danzhu say that you should let your sister soak for another half hour? And then Ling Xi said it was too cold outside, so she insisted on going to pick up Cangxuan?"

Cangxuan "..."

Danzhu "..."

"Hehe..."

Cangxuan simply looked at Danzhu silently, chuckled, and then turned and went back into his room!

"Snap!"

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