Global Awakening: Joining the Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 34

Su Yunqing: I Admit I Was a Little Too Loud Just Now

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If they had not watched One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes, no one would have guessed that the "Glory of the Northern God" and "Thor" in this anime were a Shiba Inu!

Son of Nature: "Of course. Its strength is beyond doubt; it deserves to be called a big shot."

After all, One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes was a comedy. Comparing power levels with a comedy was a dead end.

Especially its River God. With one line—"The Galaxy is also a river"—he had directly touched upon the concept itself! How could anyone compare with something like that?

Ordinary Group Owner: "Big shots? Who in the Chat Group isn't a big shot?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Isn't my Asura of the Ninja World, ancestor of the Uchiha Clan, Madara Uchiha at the peak of the Six Paths Realm, a big shot?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Isn't my World's Strongest Man, Whitebeard, one of the Four Emperors who contended with One Piece, a big shot?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Doesn't my Golden Flash, Minato Namikaze, the fastest man in the Ninja World, who single-handedly turned the tide of war and was the fastest Fourth Hokage in history, count as a big shot?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Isn't my Worst Spirit, Kurumi Tokisaki, who possesses Zafkiel that controls time and can steal lifespans and travel through time, a big shot?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Doesn't my Giant of Light, Daigo, the human host of Tiga, the strongest ancient Dark Giant, count as a big shot?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Isn't my Dongfang Bubai, disciple of Dugu Qiubai and leader of the Sun Moon Holy Cult on Black Wood Cliff, a big shot?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Forgive my bluntness, but the one thing this Chat Group lacks least is big shots!"

Su Yunqing won round after round, and her momentum reached its peak in an instant.

Son of Nature: "It is a character from a comedy anime."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Hm?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Ahem."

Ordinary Group Owner: "I admit I was a little too loud just now."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Pretend I said nothing."

Worst Spirit: "."

That Is How It Is Meow: "."

Uchiha Dance King: "."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "."

Could you stop showing off next time? It was really embarrassing!

And you were not the only one being embarrassed. Those of us you mentioned were embarrassed too!

Ordinary Group Owner: "Try to understand. Vegeta once said not to compare power levels with comedy anime."

Ordinary Group Owner: "You only occasionally ignore common sense. They ignore common sense from beginning to end."

Su Yunqing could not help it either. From Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf to Boonie Bears, none of the comedy anime she had watched had ever reasoned with her.

The same went for foreign comedy cartoons. Tom and Jerry was one thing, but Droopy Dog from Droopy was the real deal!

How did that saying go?

If you are not good enough, do not blame the road for being uneven.

It was the kind that truly made no sense at all!

Uchiha Dance King: "Is there a Memory Copy of him?"

After hearing the two of them talk, he really did become somewhat curious about the other party's strength.

Be My Son: "Gurararara, this old man is curious as well."

Be My Son: "A powerful, unreasonable expert acknowledged by two Transmigrators."

"Ding, group member Bai Xuan has uploaded a Memory Copy (partial)."

Son of Nature: "I uploaded some of its clips. Watch them first."

Son of Nature: "I will send the full version later."

After a long while, everyone who had finished watching the video felt complicated emotions.

They wanted to say something, but for a moment, they did not know what to say. In the end, Su Yunqing could not hold it in and started laughing in the group.

Ordinary Group Owner: "Hahahaha."

Ordinary Group Owner: "What even was that?! Why was Thor in there a Shiba Inu?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Being a Shiba Inu would have been one thing, but his dad—hahaha, his dad was actually called Hong Qigong! Hahahaha."

Ordinary Group Owner: "I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Shouldn't Thor's father be called Odin?"

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "And why did a Spaceship appear in there?! Isn't something wrong here?!"

Dongfang Bubai: "Thor... a dog?"

So this was the style of a comedy anime? It really was different from the Naruto and Pirate anime she had watched recently.

Pirate also had comedic parts, but it was completely different from this.

How did that saying go? It made no sense? Yes, it truly made no sense.

How could a human give birth to a dog?

Not even a god could do that, right?

That was only because it was Odin. If Dongfang Bai had watched Olympus and known what Zeus was like, she would not have had such thoughts.

For a god like Zeus, who possessed the aesthetic sense of All Things, reproductive isolation simply did not exist.

Whether it was cows, horses, or any other creature, Zeus could clearly discover their beauty. Dogs? That went without saying.

Worst Spirit: "But wasn't the most unreasonable one that River God?"

Worst Spirit: "The Galaxy is also a river? Venus, silver?"

Worst Spirit: "That is simply power touching upon concepts, isn't it?"

Although the River God had not displayed any combat power throughout, just that one line—"The Galaxy is also a river"—had raised his status to an absurdly high level, okay?

Did that mean that as long as something had the word "river" in it, it fell under your jurisdiction?!

Ordinary Group Owner: "It's not too bad. After all, it's a comedy anime."

Ordinary Group Owner: "By the way, why hasn't it spoken yet?"

Glory of the Northern God: "I am Thor, for the glory of the Northern God!"

Glory of the Northern God: "I am Thor, for the glory of the Northern God!"

Glory of the Northern God: "I am Thor, for the glory of the Northern God!"

Glory of the Northern God: "I am..."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Shut up, you Shiba Inu. This is the Chat Group, not reality. You can talk here."

Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof woof???"

Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof woof!!!"

Glory of the Northern God: "I can talk? I can talk!"

Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof woof!!!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "???"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Shut up, you dog! Do you know what you are doing?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Why are you barking while a Scientist is working hard to study biology?!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Why are you barking like a dog?!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Fuck!"

The second newcomer finally spoke under the stimulation of Shiba Inu Thor, though his words seemed both angry and strange.

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Doesn't something seem off?"

Son of Nature: "Biology?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "He isn't doing that, is he?"

Worst Spirit: "Perhaps."

For a moment, as though they had guessed something, they all fell silent.

That Is How It Is Meow: "Which 'that' is that, meow?"

That Is How It Is Meow: "Why did you all stop talking, meow?"

Meowth asked curiously in the group. It did not know what that thing humans called "that" was.

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