Global Awakening: Joining the Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 35

Pepper Potts and the Hulk? Something Is Wrong with You!

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Ordinary Group Owner: "Ahem."

Ordinary Group Owner: "This isn't something a child like you needs to know."

That Is How It Is Meow: "Meowth?"

That Is How It Is Meow: "Meowth is already an adult, meow."

Meowth was utterly bewildered. It was clearly already an adult. Humans really were troublesome, meow.

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Fuck!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "My perfectly good mood got ruined! By some dog barking, no less!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Why are you barking like a dog in my head? What the hell are you barking about, you bastard?!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "You didn't see the way that woman looked at me. It was the greatest humiliation of my life!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Pfft, hahahahaha!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Sorry, sorry. I've received professional training. Normally, I absolutely wouldn't laugh."

Ordinary Group Owner: "I really couldn't hold it in this time."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Even though what you said is pathetic, I just can't stop laughing."

As Su Yunqing listened to Richest Man in the Lighthouse's description, she immediately pictured him being looked down on and burst out laughing.

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "All right, let's calm down."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "So what exactly is this thing that appeared in my head? According to the information it sent me, it's supposedly a Chat Group that connects the Heavens and Myriad Worlds?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "You're all people from other worlds too."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Do you think I'd believe that kind of information? Do you take me for a three-year-old?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I admit this technology is somewhat interesting. Even I would need some time to achieve this level, but that doesn't mean I couldn't do it."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "And what are those things in the archive? Some well-produced anime?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Don't tell me you're characters from those anime. That would be quite a shock."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "This kind of thing can only fool idiots dreaming of getting rich overnight and rising above everyone else. No one else would believe it."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "I feel insulted."

Dongfang Bubai: "."

Worst Spirit: "Doubt is the norm. Generally speaking, once the group owner sends out the Memory Copy of his world, he'll believe it."

Kurumi Tokisaki had held roughly the same thoughts when she first joined the group. The technology in her world was extremely advanced as well, so achieving something like this was not necessarily impossible. Yet all her doubts vanished after she finished watching the Date A Live Memory Copy Su Yunqing had released.

She had also learned that she was merely a character in some anime world.

But so what if it was anime? Perhaps her past actions and thoughts had been controlled by the author, but at least now, after seeing the Memory Copy of her world, everything she did was no longer under that person's control, and she had already diverged from this world's original future.

What was real? What was false?

Her world might have been fictional, but did that mean your world was definitely real?

Not necessarily.

That was why one's own thoughts mattered most.

Ordinary Group Owner: "This guy is a little too arrogant."

Ordinary Group Owner: "@Son of Nature, have you figured out who he is?"

Son of Nature: "More or less. After all, he's the Richest Man in the Lighthouse, and he joined the group while in bed for the first time. He's clearly quite the playboy."

Son of Nature: "Iron Man, obviously."

Son of Nature: "Early Iron Man, at that."

Son of Nature: "Of course, it could be someone else. The Lighthouse has plenty of film and television works too. I just haven't watched many of them."

Ordinary Group Owner: "I also think he's Shit Stark, but I'm not sure. Batman is also the Richest Man in the Lighthouse in anime."

Ordinary Group Owner: "But if he were Batman, he'd probably speak more cautiously."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "A reminder: I'm Stark, not Shit Stark!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Say my name properly, you bastard!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "If you want to prove this thing is real, then show me some convincing evidence."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "For example, my future. Don't tell me I'm also someone from an anime world?"

Tony had no doubts whatsoever about his own reality. He certainly did not think he was some character written by an author.

After all, who could possibly create a man as handsome, humorous, and talented as him?

"Ding, group member Son of Nature uploaded a Memory Copy." "Ding, group owner Ordinary Group Owner uploaded a Memory Copy."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Huh, you uploaded one too?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "What did you upload?"

Son of Nature: "The cave forging scene. That's where the story begins, after all."

Son of Nature: "Didn't you upload that?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "I uploaded a clip of Pepper Potts kissing the Hulk."

Son of Nature: "???"

Son of Nature: "Something is wrong with you?"

Bai Xuan naturally knew what Su Yunqing meant. It was a scene featuring the actors for Pepper Potts and the Hulk in another movie, and it had nothing to do with Iron Man. In his previous life, someone had stitched that scene together with the footage of Iron Man beating up the Hulk, leaving many people who had not watched it confused and believing that Tony had been cuckolded.

He truly had not expected Su Yunqing to send that clip in.

Ordinary Group Owner: "Who told him to be so arrogant and insist that the Chat Group was fake?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "If I didn't show him something to mess with his head, wouldn't I, as the group owner, lose all my face?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Hands on hips.jpg"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "What is this?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "How could I, the Richest Man in the Lighthouse, possibly be forging iron in a cave?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "And what the hell was that part at the end?! Who was that man beside Pepper Potts?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Fuck! I'm going to kill him!"

If the clip Bai Xuan had sent earlier had only made Tony Stark somewhat suspicious, making him wonder whether it was fabricated footage, then the later content made it impossible for him to remain calm.

He understood his feelings for Pepper Potts. He simply had not confessed because of certain reasons.

But that did not mean he could accept Pepper Potts being intimate with another man.

Seeing that scene genuinely made him want to shoot that man dead!

However, after venting a little, Tony barely managed to regain his composure and said in the Chat Group:

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I admit my voice was a little loud just now. I sincerely apologize for that."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "So, can anyone tell me whether that part at the end was real or fake?"

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