Global Awakening: Joining the Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 51

You're Biased Against Dogs! I, Thor, Will Refute You

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Whitebeard found shiba inu Thor's sense of taste rather horrifying.

Devil Fruits were not shit, after all. Why was shiba inu Thor eating one so happily? He even seemed somewhat intoxicated by it.

Could it be that Devil Fruits did not taste as terrible as shit, but tasted exactly the same as shit?

Terrifying!

Utterly terrifying!

He swore that he had never felt as afraid as he did now.

If Devil Fruits tasted like shit, then when he had eaten a Devil Fruit back then, wouldn't it have been like he was eating...

His face turned livid. He should not have let his imagination run so wild.

Ordinary Group Owner: "@Glory of the Northern God, it doesn't really taste a little like that thing, does it?"

Glory of the Northern God: "???"

Glory of the Northern God: "I just genuinely think it tastes good."

Glory of the Northern God: "And I've never eaten shit either!!!"

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba inu rage!"

Glory of the Northern God: "How could I, the mighty Thor, son of Odin Hong Qigong, the Nordic God King, ever eat shit?!"

Shiba inu Thor was furious. This was an insult to him, Thor!

Dongfang Bubai: "Well, you are a dog."

Ordinary Group Owner: "If you're a dog, you should have that hobby."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "A dog can't stop eating shit."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Even if you haven't eaten it, given your species, that Devil Fruit's taste is undoubtedly something like shit."

Glory of the Northern God: "You're biased against dogs!"

Who said every dog liked eating shit?!

He did not like it!

No, he had never eaten it at all!

Hm?

That did not seem quite right either. If he had never eaten it, then he seemed unable to deny it.

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