Global Awakening: Joining the Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 50

A Bitten Devil Fruit, Is This Bad Luck?

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Ordinary Group Owner: "Or perhaps after the Chat Group unlocked new features, you spent your Points elsewhere."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I understand the logic, but why are you only telling us now? We've been in the group for two weeks already!"

Dongfang Bubai: "The time here for me has been half a month."

Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof woof???"

Glory of the Northern God: "Why is it a month for me?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "It seems the flow of time really is different across worlds, but you really are a piece of trash, dog. Dongfang joined before us, yet your time is even longer than hers."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Forget it, you Shiba Inu have been sleeping for so long anyway, a little more sleep won't hurt."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "The most important thing right now is @Ordinary Group Owner, why did you only tell me about the Lucky Draw now? I previously thought this group was only for chatting and sending Red Packets!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Hehehe, I forgot; acting cute.jpg"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Then @All Members, the Group Owner forgot, did none of you think to remind us?"

Worst Spirit: "Forgot."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "My brain refused to remember."

Uchiha Dance King: "That feature serves no purpose other than to disturb one's state of mind."

Be My Son: "Agreed."

That Is How It Is Meow: "The things I drew were useless, meow."

Golden Flash: "What I drew was alright, but I truly forgot."

Son of Nature: "I assumed someone had mentioned it to you while I was away, and that you simply hadn't brought it up because what you drew wasn't good."

Dongfang Bubai: "Lucky Draw. Is it really impossible to draw anything good?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "You've made me a bit curious about what you all drew."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Could you tell me in detail?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "No."

Worst Spirit: "Refused."

Uchiha Dance King: "Do you also wish to dance?"

Be My Son: "Do you want to experience the feeling of being hit by a critical strike from the Tremor-Tremor Fruit?"

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Do you think Tiga's beam would burn a person to death?"

The direct threats from the final three heavyweights caused Tony to temporarily shelve his desire to explore, even as his curiosity skyrocketed.

Over these past few days, he had gone through every single Memory Copy.

And damn it, what kind of worlds were these! Every single one of them was completely unreasonable.

In the Naruto World, it was one thing for Madara Uchiha to fight a hundred thousand people, but what was with summoning meteors? And to think he could even resurrect the dead!

Then there were those Devil Fruits in the Pirate World—what kind of monsters were those!

He had previously wanted to trade with the Group Owner using wealth, believing that gold would never be cheap in any world; its composition dictated its value.

But the Gold-Gold Fruit? Although it couldn't create gold out of thin air, it could transform objects into gold.

What kind of principle was that!

And the Artificial Devil Fruits—could things like Devil Fruits actually be manufactured?

Did they have to be so intense!

The Pokemon world had those little creatures that could understand human speech and possessed powerful abilities; that was fine, Tony felt he could accept it, and even had the thought of buying one.

The most unacceptable one was the Ultraman from Daigo's world.

Although he could only transform for three minutes, that power could surely destroy an entire city, right?

With a few small, repeated bursts, he could even destroy a country.

Oh, he had immediately ruled out that dog's world; he didn't watch gag anime.

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "It seems what you drew really was subpar, to the point that it even makes you feel ashamed."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I can understand; looking at how pathetic you all were in the Memory Copies, your luck is just bad."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Let me, Tony Stark, show you what real luck looks like."

After this sentence dropped, a long time passed without a sound from Tony.

Glory of the Northern God: "Woof?"

Dongfang Bubai: "Where is he?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Even if you drew something bad, bring it out and show us."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "I hope it's a sow."

Uchiha Dance King: "."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Ahem, I think there's something wrong with this Lucky Draw."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "How about next time?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "It's not that the things I drew are bad, they even have some value, but it's just like..."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Like what?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Is it something unspeakable?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Anticipation.jpg"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Image.jpg"

[Failed Super Soldier Serum]

[Description: A failed Super Soldier Serum. While it has lost the efficacy of physical enhancement, it perfectly retains the intense physical pain.]

[Note: Though you cannot possess great power by enduring this, your willpower is indeed extraordinary.]

Ordinary Group Owner: "What kind of trash is this? Only an idiot would drink it."

Ordinary Group Owner: "It only keeps the pain but provides no medicinal effect."

Ordinary Group Owner: "It's just like a Devil Fruit that only keeps the taste but gives you no abilities."

Son of Nature: "A perfect description."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I wonder which faction researched this. Could it be a Hydra product?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Who would ever consume this?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "@Glory of the Northern God, draw one and let me see."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I need some comfort."

Glory of the Northern God: "Beg me."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I beg you."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Wow, you really didn't hesitate at all."

Ordinary Group Owner: "You really have no shame when it comes to seeking comfort."

Ordinary Group Owner: "If Thor actually draws something good, you... never mind what I said."

As Su Yunqing spoke, Thor sent out what he had drawn, and Su Yunqing silently retracted her previous statement.

There was no "if."

Glory of the Northern God: "A Devil Fruit that has been bitten into.jpg"

Son of Nature: "In a way, this is a Devil Fruit that has retained the taste of a Devil Fruit but has no abilities whatsoever."

Son of Nature: "Are you a crow, Group Owner?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Thank you, Group Owner. Your jinx has made me feel a sense of joy."

Ordinary Group Owner: "What the hell..."

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba Inu intoxicated.jpg"

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba Inu excited.jpg"

Glory of the Northern God: "This thing is delicious! Although it's a bit strange and not a single scent, it's really delicious!"

Be My Son: "???"

Be My Son: "You really think Devil Fruit is delicious?"

Be My Son: "Although Devil Fruit is described as tasting like crap, that doesn't mean it actually tastes like excrement; it's just a description of how bad it is. Even a dog shouldn't find it delicious, right?"

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