Global Awakening: Joining the Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 50

Bitten Devil Fruit-Was This Considered Bad Luck?

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Ordinary Group Owner: "Or perhaps after the Chat Group unlocked new features, you spent your Points elsewhere."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I understand the logic, but why are you only telling us now? We've been in the group for two weeks already!"

Dongfang Bubai: "Half a month has passed on my end."

Glory of the Northern God: "Woof woof woof???"

Glory of the Northern God: "Why has a month passed for me?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "The flow of time really is different in every world. But you really are a piece of trash, you dog. Dongfang joined the group before us, yet more time has passed for you than for her."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Forget it. You shiba inu slept for so long anyway, so it doesn't matter if you sleep a little longer."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "What matters most now is @Ordinary Group Owner. Why are you only telling me about the Lucky Draw now? I thought this group could only chat and send Red Packets!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Hehehe, I forgot. Cute.jpg"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Then @all members, the group owner forgot, but none of you thought to remind us?"

Worst Spirit: "Forgot."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "My brain refused to remember."

Uchiha Dance King: "That function has no purpose besides messing with people's heads."

Be My Son: "Agreed."

That Is How It Is Meow: "The things you draw are useless, meow."

Golden Flash: "What I drew was alright, but I really forgot."

Son of Nature: "I thought someone had told you while I was away. You just didn't mention it because the things you drew were bad."

Dongfang Bubai: "Lucky Draws... can't really give you anything good?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Now you've made me curious about what you all drew."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Could you tell me in detail?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "No."

Worst Spirit: "Rejected."

Uchiha Dance King: "Do you want to dance too?"

Be My Son: "Do you want to experience being brutally struck by the Tremor-Tremor Fruit?"

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Do you think Tiga's beam can burn someone to death?"

The direct threats from the last three heavyweights made Tony's curiosity skyrocket, but he temporarily gave up on investigating for himself.

Over the past few days, he had gone through every Memory Copy.

And what the hell kind of worlds were these?! None of them made any damn sense.

It was one thing for Madara Uchiha in the Naruto World to fight a hundred thousand people alone, but what the hell was summoning meteors? And the dead could actually be resurrected?!

Then there were those Devil Fruits in the Pirate World. What the hell were those things?

He had previously wanted to trade with the group owner using wealth because he believed gold would never be cheap in any world. Its composition determined its value.

But the Gold-Gold Fruit? Although it could not create gold from nothing, it could turn objects into gold.

What the hell was that principle?!

And Artificial Devil Fruits? Devil Fruits could be artificially made?

Did they have to be this insane?!

The little Elves in the Pokemon world could understand human speech and possessed powerful abilities. That was alright—Tony felt he could accept that, and he even wanted to buy one.

What he found hardest to accept was the Ultraman in Daigo's world.

Although he could only transform for three minutes, that power could completely destroy a city, right?

With a few transformations, he could even destroy an entire country.

Oh, he had directly ruled out that dog's world. He had no interest in comedy anime.

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Looks like the things you drew really were terrible. They even made you feel ashamed."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I can understand that. Judging from how pathetic you all looked in the Memory Copies, your luck is clearly bad."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Let me, Tony Stark, show you what luck is."

After those words, Tony remained silent for a long while.

Glory of the Northern God: "Woof?"

Dongfang Bubai: "Where is he?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Even if you drew something bad, take it out and show us."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Hopefully it's a Sow."

Uchiha Dance King: "."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Ahem, I think there might be something wrong with this Lucky Draw."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "How about next time?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "What I drew isn't bad. It even has some value, but it's kind of..."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Kind of what?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Could it be something too embarrassing to mention?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Anticipation.jpg"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Image.jpg"

[Failed Super Soldier Serum] [Description: A failed Super Soldier Serum. While losing its body-enhancing effects, it perfectly retained the intense pain inflicted upon the body.] [Note: Although you cannot gain immense power if you endure it, your willpower is indeed extraordinary.]

Ordinary Group Owner: "What kind of garbage is this? Only an idiot would drink this."

Ordinary Group Owner: "It only retains the sensation of pain without any medicinal effect."

Ordinary Group Owner: "It's like a Devil Fruit that only retains its taste while giving you no abilities at all."

Son of Nature: "A Perfect description."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I wonder which organization developed this. Could it be a Hydra product?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Who would consume something like this?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "@Glory of the Northern God, draw one and let me see."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I need some comfort."

Glory of the Northern God: "Beg me."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "I beg you."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Wow, you didn't hesitate at all."

Ordinary Group Owner: "You really would throw away your dignity just for comfort."

Ordinary Group Owner: "If Thor really draws something decent, you... forget I said anything."

As Su Yunqing spoke, Thor sent out what he had drawn. Su Yunqing silently withdrew her words.

There was no "if."

Glory of the Northern God: "Bitten Devil Fruit.jpg"

Son of Nature: "In a sense, this is a Devil Fruit that retains the flavor of a Devil Fruit but has no ability whatsoever."

Son of Nature: "Are you a crow, group owner?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Thank you, group owner. Your crow mouth has brought me joy."

Ordinary Group Owner: "What the fuck..."

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba inu intoxicated.jpg."

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba inu excited.jpg"

Glory of the Northern God: "This tastes so good! It's a little strange, not just one kind of fragrance, but it really is delicious!"

Be My Son: "???"

Be My Son: "You really think Devil Fruits taste good?"

Be My Son: "Devil Fruits are described as tasting like shit, but that does not mean they literally taste like shit. It is only a description of how disgusting they taste. Even a dog... shouldn't think they taste good, right?"

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