Zarbon and Dodoria exchanged glances and stated the current year.
Frieza: "..."
Frieza felt a surge of joy in his heart, followed by deep contemplation.
After a brief silence.
"Ohhohoho!" Frieza let out a series of strange laughs, his expression radiant.
Zarbon: "..."
Dodoria: "..."
The corners of both their mouths twitched uncontrollably.
Lord Frieza has truly lost his mind!
To be beaten into such a state and still be able to laugh so happily.
As expected of Lord Frieza, your mentality is simply too incredible.
"Ohhohoho! Sun Wukong!" Frieza's lips curled upward, a smile emerging. "Calculating the time, you aren't even a Super Saiyan yet, are you?"
Zarbon and Dodoria looked at each other once more.
It's truly over!
Lord Frieza, you don't remember a single thing about what just happened!
You were just knocked unconscious by the Super Saiyan Sun Wukong.
And yet you claim he isn't even a Super Saiyan?
Dodoria opened his mouth, intending to recount everything that had just occurred.
However, Zarbon shot him a look that glared the words right back down his throat.
If you tell the truth now, you'll easily be silenced by Lord Frieza, and that might drag me down with you.
Dodoria easily read the meaning behind Zarbon's gaze. After weighing the situation carefully for a moment, he decided Zarbon's look made perfect sense, and he forced the words back down.
Fortunately, Frieza wasn't paying attention to Dodoria, but was instead there, sneering incessantly.
He laughed for quite a while.
Only then did Frieza examine his own body and attempt to unleash his energy.
But immediately after, Frieza shook his head in disappointment.
"No, I am currently far from even one-tenth of my peak!" Frieza frowned slightly, slowly extended four fingers, and chuckled, "Four months! Just give me four more months, and I, Frieza, will be able to return to my peak state!"
Zarbon and Dodoria were stunned once again.
Could it be that Lord Frieza is not even at his peak right now?
"No, it won't take that long. One month—in less than a month, I, Frieza, will definitely be able to unlock my Golden Form again!" Frieza opened his mouth wide and laughed wantonly. "I! Golden Frieza! Have returned!"
Zarbon and Dodoria were bewildered again.
Lord Frieza, what on earth are you talking about?
Why can't we understand a single word?
Frieza, however, was secretly gloating in his heart.
I, Frieza, am truly favored by the heavens!
I have actually been reborn!
The current Frieza was the one who died years in the future during a battle against Sun Wukong and Vegeta as Golden Frieza; his soul had not reported to Hell, but instead traveled through time and space to be reborn into this body.
Upon learning the current year, Frieza's heart was so filled with excitement that he was practically bubbling over with joy.
Calculating the time, the memories in Frieza's mind flashed by like a movie.
At this point in time, I should have just been planning to set off for Namek.
It seems that guy Cooler called me to his place, saying he wanted to arrange a mission for Lord Beerus.
After I left Cooler, I immediately set off for Namek.
I remember when I went to see Cooler back then, that guy lectured me again!
Things didn't go very pleasantly between us.
But I couldn't beat him.
However, things are different now.
As long as I train a little, I can pin Cooler to the ground and rub his face in the dirt.
Then, after I left Cooler, I went to Namek.
I searched for the Dragon Balls on Namek, but in the end, those Dragon Balls were stolen by Vegeta and the Earthlings, who even made their wish.
Furthermore, Vegeta and the Earthlings wiped out the Ginyu Force.
Next, I gave Vegeta and the Earthlings a sound beating.
Just as I intended to wipe out Vegeta.
A Saiyan named Sun Wukong rushed from Earth to Namek to fight me.
At the beginning, that Saiyan named Sun Wukong was no match for me at all; I only used half of my energy to leave him unable to fight back.
That battle was truly earth-shattering.
Sun Wukong even released a massive burst of energy, and at the time, I thought I was nearly done for. Fortunately, my energy was powerful, though I did lose my tail because of it.
I was so infuriated that I personally killed a little bald guy named Krillin.
Then... then...
That Saiyan named Sun Wukong transformed into a Super Saiyan out of rage.
From that moment on, the nightmare of me, Frieza, began.
Sun Wukong not only defeated me but also spared my life.
To me, Frieza, this was nothing short of a massive humiliation.
My father and I went to Earth to seek revenge on him.
Then, inexplicably, I ran into a Super Saiyan wielding a sword.
And just like that, I died...
In this life, I, Frieza, must have my revenge!
I will annihilate Sun Wukong and that sword-wielding Super Saiyan!
Neither of them will be allowed to live!
"Go to Ear—" Frieza immediately issued an order to Zarbon and Dodoria, intending to head straight to Earth to wipe out Sun Wukong.
However, just as Frieza uttered those two words, a flash of inspiration crossed his mind.
Wait, why go to Earth?
Wouldn't it be better if I went to Namek instead?
Because regardless of anything else, Sun Wukong will always end up going to Namek!
Also... Lord Beerus seems to be on Earth as well.
If I were to accidentally tick Lord Beerus off, things would become quite difficult to handle.
I had better just honestly wait for Sun Wukong on Namek.
I will kill that bald Krillin right in front of him again, forcing him to turn into a Super Saiyan.
Then, I will transform into Golden Frieza and let him experience what true despair is!
Ohohoho!
The more Frieza thought about it, the more he felt... this method of revenge was far more satisfying than simply killing Sun Wukong outright.
As for the wish...
What kind of wish should I make?
A wish for immortality isn't very good.
Even if I possessed an immortal body, once trapped in a place like Hell where life is worse than death, it would be better to just die.
"Go to Namek." Frieza changed his mind and decided to head to Namek to wait for Sun Wukong there.
As for the matter of the wish, I can think about it slowly on the way.
If all else fails, I'll just wish to grow five centimeters taller!
My true form is far too short.
I'm a whole head shorter than Sun Wukong, which puts me at a disadvantage during combat.
Zarbon: "..."
Dodoria: "..."
The two looked at each other in silence, not knowing how to advise him otherwise.
Because that Saiyan had said not to let Frieza go to Namek.
If he went, he wouldn't be polite about it.
"Is there a problem?" Frieza rubbed his nose and looked at Zarbon and Dodoria with a smile.
"N-no problem," Zarbon hurriedly replied respectfully.
"No problem," Dodoria immediately answered as well.
"The two of you, come here." Frieza smiled, looking at these two with a benevolent expression.
A wave of emotion stirred within Frieza.
They were once my most trusted henchmen.
I really have missed them.