Haji Wu's Stupidity! The Human World's High-Profile Rush to Death!

Tang Hao did not turn his head.

He only gave a deep grunt of acknowledgment.

"I will explain my affairs to you clearly in the future."

"The most urgent matter now is to send her back to the Star Dou Forest. That is the only safe place."

He suddenly lowered his head, his gaze carving into Tang San's eyes like a blade.

"However, Little San, let me ask you first."

"Now that you know this girl is a Soul Beast."

"Are you still willing to stay with her?"

The wind seemed to stop in that instant.

Tang San turned abruptly, gripping Xiao Wu's icy fingers with both hands, holding them so tightly that it felt as if she would be scattered by the wind the moment he let go.

He looked at her reddened eyes, each word hammered out with force.

"Xiao Wu."

"I don't care what the Light Screen says."

"I don't care what you are."

"Whether you are a Soul Beast or a human."

"You will always be my, Tang San's, little sister."

"I will always stay by your side."

"I will always protect you."

Every word felt as if it had been forcibly pulled from the deepest part of his chest, carrying the scorching heat of a youth ready to burn everything away.

Xiao Wu's tears could no longer be held back.

Large droplets fell, one after another.

They splashed onto the back of his hand, scalding hot, spreading into a wet stain.

She opened her mouth, but only broken sobs remained; she could not form a complete sentence.

Watching this scene, the iron-cast expression on Tang Hao's face finally softened for a moment.

He spoke in a low voice, a rare note of relief in his tone.

"Good lad."

"You are worthy of being my, Tang Hao's, son."

After saying this, he raised his head and looked toward the vast, encroaching sea of forest in the distance.

The wind howled, and the Light Screen continued to shimmer overhead, like an eye watching them from above.

"Enough, let's finish the journey first."

"We might as well see what else this Light Screen intends to spill."

"Perhaps... we can catch a glimpse of our future."

The three of them had no choice but to keep watching the Light Screen.

Inside the Light Screen.

A specific Sharp Critique had indeed appeared.

[Xiao Wu is someone whose brain is rotten to the core, beyond saving.]

[From the first moment she popped out to the moment she took her last breath, every pore on her body exuded stupidity.]

[An old monster who lived for a full hundred thousand years, yet she didn't lose a shred of memory after transforming.]

[And yet, she lived like a foolish rabbit that had been kicked in the head the moment it was weaned.]

[I seriously suspect that on the day she transformed, she was struck by lightning on the crown of her head, baking dry whatever little brain matter she had.]

[Or is it that for the rabbit species, the brain is naturally the size of a mung bean?]

[Could she not grow even an ounce of human intelligence even if given a million years?]

[First of all, I can't wrap my head around it: you were a hundred-thousand-year Soul Beast, wouldn't it have been better to honestly cower in the Star Dou Forest as a ten-thousand-year coward?]

[Why did you have to peel off your own skin and run to human territory to seek death?]

[Are you tired of living, or do you think revenge is being served too quickly?]

[You keep talking about avenging your mother, yet you turn around and deliver yourself to the mouths of Soul Hunters.]

[You call this revenge? You call this food delivery!]

[Once in the human world, instead of acting humble and keeping your tail tucked, you went around with a fanfare, flaunting yourself.]

[Were you afraid the whole continent wouldn't know you weren't human? Did you have to beat a gong and shout "Come and kill me" to be satisfied?]

"What, are you tired of living? Do you want to personally experience the agony of having your soul ring extracted and your soul bone stripped?"

"And don't get me started on her ridiculous antics; they're enough to make the dead sit up in their coffins and start cursing."

"You've lived for a hundred thousand years. Even if you'd spent your whole life holed up in the Star Dou Forest, you must have seen at least tens of thousands of humans coming and going to hunt Soul Beasts, right?"

"You've never seen a man? Never encountered a handsome guy?"

"So why, the moment you saw Tang San, did you act like a starving stray dog spotting a meaty bone, practically welding yourself to his waistband?"

"The second you stepped into Notting Academy, before your butt even hit the chair, you were rolling up your sleeves to pick a fight for the title of boss."

"You rubbed the Notting City lord's own son into the dirt, and as if that wasn't enough, you insisted on making him your lackey."

"Was your brain kicked by a donkey? He's the son of a city lord with connections to every walk of life; he could reach a Soul Saint or a Douluo with a single turn of a corner."

"You're just a little rabbit at level ten or twenty. If a real fight broke out, you wouldn't even be able to run away—you wouldn't even know which direction to drop dead in!"

"What's even more disgusting is that you'd finish a fight and immediately turn around to act all lovey-dovey, calling him 'brother'—your face changes faster than flipping a book."

"You'd only known him for a year, a seven-year-old brat who hasn't even grown his adult hair yet, and you actually believed his greasy talk about stepping over corpses to protect you."

"You're a hundred-thousand-year-old veteran, and you actually fell for it? You were even moved to tears?"

"Are you stupid to the bone, or have you been playing the 'innocent girl' act so long that you've fooled yourself into thinking you're really just a naive six or seven-year-old?"

"A hundred-thousand-year-old hag putting on a high-pitched voice to call someone 'brother' gives everyone goosebumps; it's enough to make them vomit up yesterday's dinner."

"You shout about revenge every single day like it's a slogan, but the moment Tang San is involved, you forget how to even spell the word."

"Your head is filled with nothing but that little man. Are you here for revenge or a honeymoon?"

"If your mother could see you now, she wouldn't be able to keep her coffin lid down!"

"It's one thing to be brainless, but to toss aside your own mother's deep-seated hatred just to bury your face in a man's chest and act spoiled?"

"With that kind of character, you have the nerve to claim you want justice for your mother?"

"If your mother knew that the daughter she sacrificed her life for had turned into such a man-obsessed wretch after taking human form, she'd probably be so furious her soul ring would self-detonate on the spot."

"She'd rather avoid you in her next life than acknowledge you as her daughter!"

I have to say, she truly lives up to the reputation of being an increasingly obvious idiot.

It's clear that by this point, from the very beginning, this woman named Xiao Wu is stupid to an unimaginable degree.

She keeps talking about revenge, yet the moment she arrives in the human world, she goes off to fall in love?

She knows full well she's a hundred-thousand-year-old Soul Beast, yet she has zero caution and starts off with such a high profile?

She really is a talent among talents, an elite among elites!

[Douluo Era 1 Bibi Dong]: "Truly a little beast. You little rabbit, who would have thought your intelligence would be this low?"

[Douluo Era 1 Bibi Dong]: "Hahahaha, and you think you can come to take revenge on This Seat?"

[Douluo Era 1 Bibi Dong]: "Are you sure you came to the human world, or did you just come here to die?"

[Douluo Era 1 Hu Liena]: "Indeed. Knowing she is a Soul Beast, she actually acts so high-profile in front of humans."

[Douluo Era 1 Hu Liena]: "She doesn't even have the most basic sense of caution..."

[Douluo Era 1 Bibi Dong]: "Fine. The stupider my enemy is, the easier it will be for me to harvest them!"

[Douluo Era 1 Bibi Dong]: "Little rabbit, just you wait. When the time comes, This Seat will personally come to take your soul ring and soul bone!"

[Douluo Era 1 Xiao Wu]: "Bibi Dong, you crazy hag, don't you dare! When the time comes, I'll be the one to wipe you out first!!"