Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 46

Xiao Wu Wants to Destroy Tang San! Summon the Titan Giant Ape!

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[Yet, under the very noses of their classmates, the two of them were practically glued together at the lips!]

[They still insisted on hiding behind that flimsy veil of "brother and sister," a charade so nauseating it could make you vomit up yesterday's dinner!]

[When it came to the part about obtaining the soul ring, it was even more brain-dead—stupid enough to pierce the heavens and explode the galaxy!]

[Because Xiao Wu was a transformed Soul Beast, she could produce her own soul ring without needing to kill.]

[So, how could she pull off such a deception?]

[Xiao Wu's brilliant idea was: she had to ditch those idiots from Shrek and condense it in secret.]

[How to ditch them?]

[This moron actually decided to go to the Star Dou Forest with the group, then call out Er Ming—that Titan Giant Ape.]

[She would let Er Ming kidnap her, making the separation look "perfectly logical."]

[Oh, wow, a genius! One move like that and it's seamless, right?]

[Seamless your ancestors! Even a pig's brain has more folds than your sieve of a head!]

[Anyone with eyes could see through it!]

[You're a trashy Grand Soul Master in your twenties, and the King of the Forest is so bored he's going to die, so he specifically travels to the outer perimeter to snatch you?]

[What's in it for him? Does he have a thing for your scent?]

[Oh, a hundred-thousand-year Soul Beast, the absolute emperor of the Star Dou Forest, a creature that usually doesn't even show its shadow in the outer zones.]

[Yet, just this once, it happened to be out for a stroll?]

[This overlord is famous for tearing people apart on sight; he doesn't blink when he kills.]

[But this time, he decided to turn over a new leaf and play vegetarian, grabbing people without killing them?]

[The King of the Forest makes a grand, noisy entrance just to kidnap a little shrimp like you, who's barely level twenty?]

[Do you think that makes sense? Do you think everyone else is a blind idiot?]

[The female characters before were stupid, but at least they only hurt themselves.]

[Xiao Wu, you are truly treating everyone else like fools to be humiliated!]

[You actually had the nerve to trot out this moronic plan, which reeks worse than a cesspit?]

[Once you're alive and back, you'll spin some ghost story, but who would believe it?]

[A hundred-thousand-year Soul Beast kidnaps you just to waste your time?]

[Only the Shrek group, with their collective IQ in the negatives, would refrain from pinning you to the ground and beating you on the spot.]

[But that doesn't mean your brain deserves to be called a brain; at best, it's just an ornament!]

[Not to mention the plan is so full of holes you could farm fish in it, let's talk about the risk.]

[You summoned a monster on the level of a Titan Giant Ape to attack your teacher and classmates.]

[Even if you warned him not to actually kill anyone, a hundred-thousand-year Soul Beast could shatter a whole area just by sneezing.]

[If even the slightest thing went wrong, these people would all be sacrifices you personally pushed into the gates of hell!]

[A plan so riddled with holes, so overflowing with hidden dangers, and so willing to treat the lives of your companions like rags—only a heartless, brainless creature like you could greenlight it!]

[Besides, don't you claim to love Tang San? And hasn't Tang San been completely devoted to you?]

[If you truly cared about him, couldn't you have knocked him unconscious before letting the Titan Giant Ape take you away?]

[You had to leave him there to go insane; what if he'd been chewed up as a snack by another Soul Beast?]

[But then again, if you don't love him, why put on that pathetic, heartbroken act when you returned and saw him struggling with the Man-Faced Demon Spider soul ring?]

[I'm honestly impressed, Xiao Wu. If you had used even your heels to think through the consequences before acting, or arranged a backup plan, would it have killed you?]

[Why didn't you just have Er Ming knock Tang San out from the start?]

[Don't tell me that a top-tier Soul Beast that has lived for a hundred thousand years, the King of the Forest, doesn't have the means to knock out a low-level Soul Master?]

[You just wiped your hands and ran off with the giant ape, leaving Tang San there to go berserk and charge around, where he could have been devoured by a ten-thousand-year Soul Beast at any moment. You really weren't afraid of him dying, were you!]

[Of course, all of this can be explained by "Xiao Wu is just a pure-bred moron," meaning she simply couldn't think that far ahead!]

[That her head was so full of how to fake a soul ring that she didn't have a spare thought for Tang San's life or death!]

[But if you use that to cover for her, it only makes it worse!]

[This woman is so stupid she's beyond saving, so stupid it's infuriating, so stupid that even pigs would be embarrassed for her!]

The Light Screen's Sharp Critique was, indeed, spot on.

Upon hearing the content of the critique, everyone felt that such a woman was stupid to an unimaginable degree.

To hide the acquisition of a soul ring, she could almost get so many people killed and create such immense risks.

This was something a normal person could never do.

[Douluo Era 1 God of Destruction]: "Is the intelligence of a Soul Beast, generally speaking, much lower than that of a human?"

[Douluo Era God of Destruction]: "Or could it be that this Xiao Wu actually holds a grudge against this Tang San? Is she looking for an excuse to get rid of him?"

[Douluo Era God of Evil]: "Hahaha, that might actually be the case."

[Douluo Era God of Evil]: "Otherwise, with so many normal methods available, why would she choose such a foolish plan with the highest risk?"

[Douluo Era God of Evil]: "Hey, that Tang San fellow, be careful. Don't get backstabbed when the time comes."

[Douluo Era Tang San]: "I trust my Xiao Wu! It is not your place to spout nonsense here!"

[Douluo Era Tang San]: "Xiao Wu, don't pay attention to them; they are just talking nonsense."

[Douluo Era Bibi Dong]: "Nonsense? The Light Screen is already this detailed, and you still call it nonsense?"

[Douluo Era Bibi Dong]: "Tang San... you are the son of Tang Hao and that beast, aren't you?"

[Douluo Era Bibi Dong]: "I never expected that you, too, would end up mixed up with a soul beast!"

[Douluo Era Tang San]: "What do you mean by that?"

[Douluo Era Bibi Dong]: "What do I mean? You and Tang Hao will find out soon enough!"

[Douluo Era Bibi Dong]: "Let's see now whether you reach the Star Dou Forest first, or we find you first!"

[Douluo Era Bibi Dong]: "This Seat would like to see how you bunch of trash can escape the palm of my Spirit Hall!"

Once these words were spoken, even if they hadn't understood before, Tang San and Xiao Wu realized something.

Could it be that Bibi Dong had already made her move and was preparing to do something to them?

And just as they suspected, Bibi Dong's side had indeed begun to speed toward the Star Dou Forest.

At the very least, if they were faster, they could easily secure this hundred-thousand-year soul ring.

Douluo Era.

On the road to the Star Dou Forest.

Bibi Dong led the way, followed by Chrysanthemum Douluo, Ghost Douluo, Ghost Leopard Douluo, and Demon Bear Douluo.

With her included, there were five Title Douluo in total; even if they were to face the King of the Forest and the Emperor of the Forest, they would have nothing to fear.

Bibi Dong urged them from the front: "Pick up the pace!"

"If we miss our chance and all three hundred-thousand-year soul beasts end up staying in the Star Dou Forest, they will be difficult to deal with!"

"Not to mention, there is also Tang Hao; the strength of that madman cannot be underestimated!"

Hearing this, the four Title Douluo behind her did not hesitate for a moment and quickly accelerated to keep up.

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