Sacrifice is Pure Stupidity! Finally Becomes a Sword Scabbard! Disgusting Plot!

Both sides, the enemy and our own, were watching simultaneously.

On one side was Xiao Wu's shame and pain, on the other, Bibi Dong and her group's pursuit.

A mere hundred-thousand-year Soul Beast had indeed caused quite a stir at this moment.

Meanwhile, the sharp critiques within the light screen had not diminished either.

Within the light screen.

There was no concern for Xiao Wu's distress; only continuous output.

[What comes next? Heh, the classic sacrifice drama, staged on time, as if scheduled.]

[Xiao Wu, like an attention-seeking fool with no brain, actively jumps out, and Tang San naturally plays his devoted protector. The two clowns are then chased by Spirit Hall like stray dogs, utterly pathetic.]

[Fleeing to a dead end, they finally can't keep up the act. Xiao Wu, to save her precious darling, righteously sacrifices herself, obediently turning into a Spirit Ring and Bone to be stuffed into Tang San, like an offering.]

[If you put yourself in Tang San and Xiao Wu's shoes, wow, so touching, so tear-jerking, right?]

[Oh my, the man almost dies for the woman, how great, it's so moving I'm crying snot bubbles.]

[The woman, in return, gets rid of herself for the man, how selfless, her brain is completely gone too.]

[Oh dear, truly a match made in heaven, a pair of fools, moving each other to tears, stupid together.]

[But what if you put yourself in Xiao Wu's mother's shoes?]

[Her mother would be so angry she'd jump out of her grave and then explode back into it, the coffin lid wouldn't be able to hold her down!]

[How could she give birth to such a smooth-brained, low-IQ daughter!]

[Back then, her mother traded her life for her daughter's, to ensure this little brat's survival, dying herself, how heroic her sacrifice was.]

[Yet the precious darling she protected with her life, who swore to avenge her blood, turns around and treats her own life like scrap paper, stuffing it into a human as a supplement. Is this called revenge? This is called rushing to give away kills!]

[You remember this, your mother died at the hands of humans, a bloody lesson laid bare.]

[Humans and Soul Beasts are mortal enemies etched into their bones. The two races are inherently in a life-or-death, bottom-level logic, a hundred times more ruthless than national hatred, natural enemies of eating and being eaten!]

[Your mother's bones are barely cold, you mouth off about revenge, but in the end, you become nourishment for humans. If your mother were alive, she'd be the first to beat you to death, you ungrateful wretch!]

[Moreover, if you had honestly stayed put in the core area of the Star Dou Forest, you could have survived. But you had to go out and court death, so stupid you're bubbling, your brain kicked by a donkey.]

[If your mother knew in the afterlife, she'd definitely regret it to her very core. She should have just thrown you to the humans as food back then. If she had survived, it would have been fulfilling your suicidal tendencies, saving face.]

[If you put yourself in Da Ming and Er Ming's shoes, they'd be so angry they'd get a stroke, their blood pressure would shoot through the ceiling.]

[These two brothers treated you like an ancestor, devoted themselves to you, even dared to confront human Titled Douluo for you without batting an eye, loyal lapdogs.]

[But you, in return, sacrificed yourself to humans. They both became clowns, all their efforts wasted, played for fools, spun around like idiots.]

[If you put yourself in Tang San's shoes, if you hadn't shown up, Tang San might not have exposed his identity, and might not have almost died. You were there just to cause trouble.]

"You think you're so clever, your sacrifice so heroic? Pure self-indulgence, a self-gratifying climax."

[In the end, you've let down your mother, your brothers, your lover, and yourself. You've screwed everyone over with your sacrifice, pulling everyone down with you.]

[This way, the damage is maximized. Only a pig brain like yours could do this. Even a dog would be more clear-headed than you!]

[So, this scene, while seemingly very emotional, if you just use a little brain, you'll only feel disgusted and want to vomit at the character of Xiao Wu, nauseated.]

[Stupid to the extreme, stupid to the heavens, stupid to the point of shaking the earth.]

[Fortunately, Tang San had the protagonist's halo. Because Xiao Wu had the Love-Sickness Broken-Heart Red, it preserved a wisp of her soul; otherwise, she would have long since turned to dust.]

[Titan Giant Ape and Azure Bull Python then busied themselves gathering resurrection materials, a cliché fantasy trope, a wholesale process, like errand boys.]

[But in the middle of it, Xiao Wu's residual soul, stored in the Spirit Ring and Bone, repeatedly tried to be brave and use void skills, blocking blades for Tang San.]

[Each time she used one, her soul was chipped away, like cutting flesh.]

[You're also a top-tier genius. Others are desperately trying to save you, and you're squandering your soul power. What if they can't save you?]

[Are you out of your mind?]

[If it weren't for your status as the male and female leads, you'd have turned to ash long ago, the grass on your grave would be three meters high.]

[Later, Da Ming and Er Ming were also almost captured and killed. Finally, because of you, they trusted Tang San and also sacrificed themselves to Tang San.]

[Xiao Wu, oh Xiao Wu, you truly are a 'lucky star'!]

[As a child, you killed your own mother; in the middle, you killed your two younger brothers; later, you also killed Tang San!]

[But in these plot points, if you had just used a little brain, you could have avoided them, alas...]

[In the end, Tang San, relying on the protagonist's cheat, managed to revive you, but Tang San had to get new Spirit Rings.]

[Tang San patted his chest and promised to only hunt "evil Soul Beasts," acting as sanctimonious as a saint.]

[Xiao Wu was still moved beyond belief, thinking Tang San was so considerate, tears streaming down her face.]

[Heavens above, was your brain gnawed by a dog or clamped by a door at this point?]

[Evil Soul Beasts? Who gave Tang San the right to define evil? Who does he think he is?]

[Damn it, those who eat meat and are bloodthirsty are evil? Then humans eat chicken, duck, and fish, shouldn't all humans go to hell?]

"That Blue Silver Grass counts as a Soul Beast too. How many Blue Silver Grass have you Soft Bone Rabbits gnawed on? You're evil Soul Beasts yourselves! You sure play the double-standard game well."

"You're actually moved to tears by such nonsense? You woman, you're completely hopeless. Your IQ has run out of credit and been disconnected; your brain circuits lead straight to the sewer."

"Moving on, after all that tossing and turning, he finally takes down the boss and is about to ascend to godhood."

"But while everyone else gets a proper, legitimate god position, what does Xiao Wu end up with?"

"That's right, she gets a shared god position, serving as nothing more than a scabbard for the Asura God's sword. She doesn't even have a formal appointment."

"666, so in the end, she's just a pure accessory? Like a keychain."

"Can a scabbard even count as a god position? It's laughable, the biggest joke in the world."

"Not to mention, a scabbard... think about it carefully. What is a scabbard used for?"

"A scabbard is there to clamp onto the longsword, passively enduring, completely devoid of autonomy."

"Whose scabbard is Xiao Wu? The Asura God's scabbard."

"And who is the Asura God? It's Tang San, himself."

"You all get the implication, right?"

"A scabbard is just a thing that... ahem... clamps... the longsword..."

"There's no need to spell out this layer of implication, but everyone knows what it means. Isn't it disgusting?"

"I won't say more. You all understand what I mean."