Douluo: Watch My Diary, They Go Crazy Cheating
Chapter 41

This Huo Wu is Too Unlucky

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Su Chen was completely numb.

[Forget it, I can't be bothered to roast Tang Buddha; there's simply too much to cover, I'll hold a special session to roast him next time.]

[Huo Wu really doesn't have much of a story to write. As the daughter of the Blazing Fire Academy dean, she was spoiled rotten from a young age, becoming hot-tempered and overbearing.]

[Unlike other love-struck fools, Huo Wu is actually quite normal. After losing to Tang San repeatedly in the Spirit Master Tournament, she started causing trouble for him, then fell for him and took the initiative to pursue him.]

[In the end, after realizing it was all in vain, she had a sudden change of heart and chose the simp by her side, Feng Xiaotian. I suppose she's just a minor side character, so she isn't as deeply poisoned by love-brain as the other supporting characters.]

Meanwhile.

Huo Wu, who had been filled with excitement, was stunned the moment she read this.

"That's it?"

"It's already over?"

I've already taken off my pants, and you, Su Chen, are this short?

Damn it!

You should have held on a little longer!

I was just about to get there—ugh, I mean, if you had held on a little longer, my reward would have been here.

Huo Wu hurriedly and nervously began counting the names in the diary...

"Ah!!!"

Huo Wu's angry roar echoed throughout Blazing Fire Academy; she was truly numb.

She was clearly the lucky audience member, she had clearly been named, damn it! And yet, it was all because she didn't have a story worth writing... she had ultimately lost to Dugu Yan.

Su Chen, oh Su Chen!

You damn bastard, being so short and weak, I'm really worried for your future wives!

Huo Wu was furious, but she also felt she was just too unlucky. Usually, it would be fine, but today, Dugu Yan and Ye Lingling absorbed immortal herbs, so Su Chen wrote about them more, while writing about her less.

"Sigh."

Huo Wu felt depressed. She had to find this bastard; she clearly had a wonderful childhood story too!

Even if you had to make one up for me?

On the carriage.

"Pfft."

Dugu Yan couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.

"Hahaha...!"

Ye Lingling also covered her mouth, giggling.

The two of them had also silently counted the names, and the conclusion they reached was that Huo Wu had been eliminated!

Because she had no story and no points to roast, she missed out on a one-thousand-year boost to all her spirit rings. It was hard to say if this was a good thing or a bad thing!

Dugu Bo looked on, completely bewildered. What had triggered them?

Su Chen opened his eyes and asked suspiciously, "Yanzi, did you find money?"

Dugu Yan chuckled, "How did you know? I actually did find money."

At this moment.

The women who possessed a Diary Copy suddenly realized a problem: being a lucky audience member did not equal being the recipient of the next day's reward.

Being ordinary did not equal happiness.

To obtain a reward, the prerequisite was that you had to have a story, you had to have points to roast, and it was best to be like Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, keeping Su Chen thinking about you at all times.

Oh!

It was fortunate that Yu Xiaogang and Tang San didn't have Diary Copies, otherwise, who could possibly compete with them?

Suotuo City.

Rose Hotel.

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong couldn't help it either and laughed out loud together.

They also felt that this person named Huo Wu was simply incredibly unlucky.

She didn't even get a reward?

Tang San, however, had a dark expression. In his heart, he grew increasingly suspicious of Ning Rongrong's motives for getting close; how could she have become so familiar with Xiao Wu so quickly?

At the hotel front desk.

Ning Rongrong slapped a gold card down: "Hey, give us three rooms, all of them the best you have!"

The receptionist looked down and replied weakly:

"I'm sorry, guest, there is only one room left."

Ning Rongrong's face darkened, and she shouted angrily, "I said I want three rooms, so I want three rooms! Stop spouting nonsense and call your boss out here."

Abominable.

She dares to make me lose face in front of my friends?

Xiao Wu also felt that Ning Rongrong's personality was too arrogant and overly princess-like, so she hurriedly tried to dissuade her.

"Forget it, Rongrong."

Ning Rongrong looked sullen and said:

"But I don't want to keep running around, and besides, I don't like any of the others. Don't worry, Xiao Wu, I will definitely get you a room here today, and I want to have a good talk with you tonight, too."

"Hey! Hurry up and call your boss out. I want to buy your hotel at a high price right now."

Xiao Wu was speechless; it was her first time seeing someone so overbearing. She didn't even dare to be this overbearing when buying carrots!

Tang San frowned, feeling more and more that something was wrong. The other party's background didn't seem simple either; what exactly was her purpose in approaching him?

"Rongrong."

Xiao Wu thought for a moment and said, "Let's just get one room. The two of us can stay together, and we'll have Tang San go find another hotel. There's no need to buy this one."

Buying an entire hotel just to stay for one night?

Xiao Wu truly couldn't understand if Ning Rongrong was just putting on a brave front or if she was planning something else.

"Pfft!"

A mocking laugh drifted in from outside.

Dai Mubai, with his golden hair, walked toward the front desk with a busty beauty in each arm, sneering:

"Where did this little girl come from? Do you think this is a game of house?"

"Buying it at a high price, indeed."

I have to say, the twin sisters are quite a catch.

Ning Rongrong's face sank instantly. She glared at Dai Mubai and cursed, "What kind of thing are you to dare mock this young lady? Do you believe I'll have someone cripple you?"

"Hmm?"

Dai Mubai's expression turned cold, his eyes sharp as he said:

"Either get lost, or die."

"You..."

Ning Rongrong was intimidated, clenching her fists in anger.

She looked at Tang San and shouted, "Tang San, help me teach him a lesson! I'll pay you!"

Ning Rongrong knew Dai Mubai wasn't someone to be trifled with, but she also knew Tang San was a transmigrator and surely could defeat him.

However, Tang San refused: "Sorry! I have no obligation to help you. We've only known each other for an afternoon."

"Xiao Wu, let's go!"

Tang San was trying to avoid her, so how could he possibly help her?

The reality was not what Tang San expected.

Xiao Wu stepped directly in front of Ning Rongrong and said:

"Rongrong, I'll help you!"

Hmm?

Tang San found it unbelievable. Ever since they met Ning Rongrong today, Xiao Wu seemed closer to her than she was to him.

"Good!"

"Xiao Wu, let's join forces."

"Activate Martial Soul!"

Soft Bone Rabbit, Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda.

Both had two soul rings.

Dai Mubai sneered: "Since you are both Soul Masters, that makes things easier."

"Two Soul Grand Masters want to challenge me?"

"Come on!"

"I won't even use my third soul skill!"

As he spoke, he activated his White Tiger Martial Soul, revealing three soul rings: yellow, yellow, and purple.

"Seven Treasures turn out the glazed tile. Seven Treasures have names, one is: Power. Two is: Speed."

Bolstered by Ning Rongrong's enhancement, Xiao Wu charged toward Dai Mubai.

"Hah!"

Dai Mubai offered a scornful smile, not taking the two of them seriously in the slightest; he was, after all, level thirty-seven.

Indeed!

Even with Ning Rongrong's support, Xiao Wu was still no match for Dai Mubai. Currently, Xiao Wu was level twenty-nine, and Ning Rongrong was level twenty-seven.

"Second Spirit Ability, Charm."

Just as Dai Mubai let his guard down, Xiao Wu's spirit ability landed a sneak attack, immediately followed by her second spirit ability.

"First Spirit Ability, Waist Bow."

Xiao Wu charged forward and unleashed a flurry of kicks, leaving Dai Mubai completely stunned on the spot. Finally, she grabbed his arm, spun around, and planted both feet firmly into his stomach, sending him flying backward with a powerful kick.

Bang!

That strike was truly ruthless, sending him flying straight out of the hotel.

This move was called—Rabbit Kicks Eagle!

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