[6G Sky Wing: His strength doesn't match his ambition, and his sleaziness overflows the screen. In a fight, he relies entirely on spitting purple fire until the end; his tactics are zero. He "gulps" the moment he sees a new beauty, and after being warned by Dai Mubai, his first reaction is, "Are you trying to compete with me?" His mind is filled with nothing but chasing girls.]
Qian Renxue couldn't help but chime in with her own critique.
[Fire-Breathing Dragon: You can tell a person's character by how they handle a breakup. Pestering that girl Cuihua relentlessly, showing absolutely no class—this kind of man is just trash!]
Liu Erlong's fiery temper was ignited once again.
[Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero: Alright, alright, everyone, don't get so worked up. This is just the appetizer; let's move on to the second segment.]
Ye Qiong pacified the group and uploaded the second video.
[Ding! Group Owner "Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero" has uploaded the video file <Shrek's First Lesson: The Profiteering Dean's Curriculum>]
In the video, the group arrived at the academy cafeteria for breakfast. Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing had already arrived, and shortly after, a bleary-eyed Oscar appeared, yawning while chewing on a sausage.
Then, a man in his fifties with a sturdy build and a face shaped like a shoe sole walked over. He wore black-rimmed crystal glasses, and even with his eyes closed, he exuded a sense of cunning.
Oscar in the video immediately straightened his posture and introduced, "This is our Dean, the founder of Shrek Academy, the Four-Eyed Cat Eagle Flender, a level 78 Soul Saint."
[First Cute Bunny: Wow! This Dean looks so unique; his face really is shaped like a shoe sole!]
Flender walked up to the group, his raspy voice ringing out: "This year is quite good; we have four more little monsters. Later, each of you will hand over one hundred gold coins to Teacher Li, who is in charge of finances."
After saying this, he looked at Dai Mubai: "Mubai, tell them the academy rules later. The rest of you can go back and rest to recover your best state; the first lesson of the day starts tonight."
He paused, then looked at Oscar and Ning Rongrong: "You two are the exceptions. Come with me."
The two followed Flender to the playground, where Flender began: "You are both support-type Soul Masters. You need partners to protect you to survive on the battlefield, and running away is an essential quality, which requires stamina. Your lesson today is to run twenty laps around the entire village. If you don't finish before lunch, you don't get to eat. You may use your Martial Souls to assist you. Now, start!"
[Pagoda Suppresses River Demon: ???]
Seeing this, Ning Rongrong was completely stunned.
[Pagoda Suppresses River Demon: Run twenty laps? Are you kidding me! One lap is at least three kilometers; twenty laps is sixty kilometers! Isn't that going to kill someone?!]
[I Am Not Yanzi: Hahahaha, Rongrong, you're in for a world of pain!]
[Begonia Blossoms: I feel sorry for Rongrong for a second.]
In the video, Ning Rongrong was panting after only a short while and couldn't help but ask Oscar beside her: "Oscar, how far is this lap exactly?"
Oscar smiled bitterly: "I told you when we came out that this is an impossible task. But don't be afraid; with two support-type Soul Masters together, are we really going to be afraid of going hungry?"
As he spoke, a flash of light appeared, and a fragrant sausage appeared in his hand. He offered it like a treasure: "Daddy has a big sausage! My first soul ring skill is recovery; it can promote wound healing and restore stamina. With its support, let alone twenty laps, I wouldn't even be afraid of two hundred!"
Ning Rongrong gave him a strange look and suddenly said: "Mommy still has two thick slices of bread. Eat your head."
After saying that, the Seven Treasures Glazed Pagoda appeared instantly, adding an agility boost to herself. Her speed increased sharply, and she ran forward quickly.
Oscar stood frozen in place, the sausage in his hand no longer smelling appetizing.
[First Cute Bunny: Pfft! Rongrong is so bossy!]
[Heavenly King Covers Earth Fox: Haha, this Oscar is quite the character too.]
[Most Beautiful Pope: Hmph, this kind of crude physical training has no technical content. The core of a support-type Soul Master is mental power and Soul Power control; pure physical fitness is only the most basic link. Using this method to "teach" only proves that this Dean's understanding of support types remains at the most superficial level.]
Bibi Dong was full of disdain for Flender's teaching method.
[Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero: It's time for a sharp critique again! This Dean Flender is just a cunning profiteer wearing the skin of an "educator"!]
[Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero: He is stingy to the bone. The academy is dirt poor, yet he collects tuition without fail. His teaching method is "free-range + getting beaten," which he calls "teaching according to aptitude," but in reality, he's just too lazy to teach systematically.]
[Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero: This kind of physical punishment, aside from satisfying his sense of authority as a Dean, has almost no positive effect on the growth of support-type Soul Masters. It's a classic case of "inefficient, self-moving" teaching.]
[Ding! +130 approval emotion points from 6G Sky Wing]
[Ding! +170 disdain emotion points from Fire-Breathing Dragon]
[Ding! +200 grievance emotion points from Pagoda Suppresses River Demon]
[Pagoda Suppresses River Demon: Wuwuwu, I don't want to run laps!]
[First Cute Bunny: Don't be afraid, Rongrong, we'll accompany you when the time comes!]
[No Petting Cats: Hmm.]
[Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero: Don't be so sure; the best part is yet to come. Rongrong, it's not just as simple as running laps for you.]
Ye Qiong said with feigned mystery and uploaded the third video.
[Ding! Group Owner "Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero" has uploaded the video file Shrek's First Lesson: The Birth of a Little Witch]
In the video, the time had reached evening, and Flender gathered everyone at the playground.
Dai Mubai, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Ma Hongjun, and Zhu Zhuqing were all spirited and ready, while only Oscar and Ning Rongrong looked exhausted.
Flender's gaze fell on the two: "Oscar, have you finished your twenty laps?"
Oscar coughed and nodded: "Dean, I finished."
Flender snorted coldly: "I asked about you two, not you."
Oscar turned to look at Ning Rongrong, whose eyes were full of innocence.
Oscar gritted his teeth and braced himself: "Yes, we both finished."
Flender gave a sinister smile: "Very good. I appreciate your spirit of camaraderie. Since that's the case, go run another twenty laps. Let me see just how deep your camaraderie really is. I have already sealed your Soul Power; don't try to dispel it. Go."
Oscar turned and ran off with a bitter expression, and Flender immediately turned to Ning Rongrong: "Tell me, did you complete the course I assigned this morning?"
Ning Rongrong shook her head honestly: "I didn't. The distance was too long, and I was hungry, so I couldn't keep going."
"So, you went to Suotuo City all by yourself, had a big meal, and even wandered around the commercial street before just now coming back to find Oscar, is that right?" Flender's voice turned cold.
Ning Rongrong's eyes widened: "You were spying on me?"
Flender's expression grew colder still: "As the Dean, I am responsible for every student in this academy. If Oscar lying because he couldn't bear to see you punished is somewhat excusable, then the mistakes you have committed are unforgivable. Leaving the academy without permission, disobeying academy arrangements, and making a senior lie for you—not one of these is a mistake an excellent soul master should make. If this were on the battlefield, there would be only one outcome for you: execution by military law. Death, nothing more."
However, Ning Rongrong was not afraid in the slightest; the corners of her mouth curled up into a look of contempt: "This isn't a battlefield, it's just an academy."
"Flender, who do you think you are? You're nothing more than a lowly soul saint."
"You want to kick me out? It won't be that easy. I advise you to stop meddling in my affairs, otherwise, the consequences are not something you can afford to bear."
In the footage, the image of Ning Rongrong as a willful, arrogant little witch was displayed to the fullest.
[Pagoda Suppresses River Demon:...]
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