Full Army Attack (Major Revision Audit Version)

Xiao Wu pressed down fiercely, attempting to use her superior position to completely subdue Su Chen.

Su Chen reacted with lightning speed, grabbing Xiao Wu's slender waist and hoisting her upward. "Want to ride me? Try again in your next life! Take this, Subduing Dragon Repents!"

The two instantly tangled into a ball on the waterbed.

Because the waterbed was so slippery, they couldn't find any leverage, and the battle became exceptionally intense.

Xiao Wu unleashed her signature soft-body technique, her legs locking around Su Chen's abdomen like a pair of giant shears, attempting to complete a cross-scissor lock.

Su Chen countered by pinning her wrists, and the two rolled back and forth across the bed.

"Surrender and I'll spare you!" Su Chen shouted.

"Never! Demacia!"

Xiao Wu opened her mouth and bit down on Su Chen's shoulder without a hint of hesitation.

As they fought, the atmosphere began to shift.

A lone man and a lone woman, dry wood and raging fire, all under the room's intensely suggestive pink lighting.

Su Chen looked at the pretty face inches from his own, his breathing gradually losing its rhythm.

Xiao Wu also sensed something strange; a flush of red rose to her cheeks, and she stammered, "What... what is that poking me?"

She felt a bit shy, her little heart thumping wildly.

Su Chen grinned. "The Ruyi Jingu Bang, weighing thirteen thousand five hundred jin. Can you handle it?"

Xiao Wu's competitive spirit exploded instantly. "What a joke! What kind of storms haven't I seen? Today, I'm going to snap your pathetic stick in two!"

Su Chen seized the initiative, flipping over to pin Xiao Wu beneath him.

"Enemy forces reach the battlefield in five seconds, all troops, charge!"

Xiao Wu didn't back down, wrapping her legs around him. "Bring it on! Let's hurt each other!"

Next, a peak cross-species showdown unfolded in the room.

"First Blood!"

Xiao Wu cried out in pain, "Be gentle! Do you even know how to play? Are you a novice driver who doesn't know how to use the brakes?"

Su Chen was drenched in sweat. "It's a manual transmission, it needs breaking in! Your clutch is too tight!"

"Double Kill!"

"Triple Kill!"

The waterbed let out a groan of protest.

Xiao Wu finally seized an opportunity, performing an incredibly tricky flip to reclaim the high ground.

"Hahahaha! I won! Su Chen, look at you now!"

Xiao Wu straddled Su Chen, her long hair dancing wildly, looking like a victorious goddess of war.

"Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Run! If you don't run, I'm docking your carrots!"

Su Chen gritted his teeth. "You damn rabbit, watch how I deal with you! Great Might Heavenly Dragon! World Honored One, Ksitigarbha! Prajna Paramita!"

Su Chen entered berserk mode, outputting in reverse, and pushed straight to the high ground.

"Quadra Kill!"

"Penta Kill!"

At this moment, Ah Yin was completely stunned.

She had been sleeping soundly in the Soul Tool, only to be suddenly taken out, thinking she might get a breath of fresh air.

Instead, the air was overflowing with the scent of hormones.

Ah Yin covered her stem tightly with two leaves, yet couldn't help but peek through a small gap.

What a sin! she roared internally.

Why are young people these days so wild? Is this waterbed even meant for decent people?

That rabbit is screaming so miserably, is someone going to die?

Ah Yin watched the two rolling on the bed, her worldview shattered.

Back in her day, when she and Tang Hao were dating, they would blush for ages just from holding hands.

These two, however, were holding a Mount Akina Racing God championship right in the room.

It was nothing like them plants; a breeze blows, pollen drifts, and the deed is done.

So elegant, truly elegant.

These two, on the other hand, were like blacksmiths—clanging and powerful.

What shocked Ah Yin most was Su Chen's combat prowess.

This kid looks thin and weak, how is his stamina so monstrous?

Through the gap, Ah Yin watched as Su Chen launched charge after charge.

That frequency, that force, that endurance.

It was simply breathtaking.

Ah Yin couldn't help but recall her former husband, the Clear Sky Douluo Tang Hao.

Tang Hao was quite fierce when forging iron, sweating profusely.

Why was he like a frost-bitten eggplant the moment he got into bed?

Tang Hao was always all thunder and no rain; two hours of foreplay for three minutes of performance.

Every time before getting down to business, he would perform a set of the Disorder Splitting Wind Hammer, claiming it was a warm-up to exercise his arm strength.

Yet, once he actually got into bed, he would surrender after just a few thrusts.

Afterward, he would always make excuses: "Ah Yin, I was too tired from forging today. Next time, for sure."

This kid, on the other hand, was high-octane from start to finish, not even needing a cooldown.

She had assumed all men were like Tang Hao.

As it turned out, today she learned that even bulls had their differences.

The dignified Clear Sky Douluo was being ground into the dirt by a teenage brat in this regard.

Ah Yin felt a second of pity for her past self.

The battle on the waterbed continued.

Xiao Wu had already begun to beg for mercy: "I can't take it anymore! Boss, I was wrong! I won't ride the horse anymore!"

Su Chen was cold and ruthless: "Admitting your mistake now? Too late! Didn't you just shout about wanting to be the master? Show me the spirit of your Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast! Today, I must let you know who the real knight is!"

"Critical hit!"

"Armor penetration!"

"True damage!"

Ah Yin listened, her heart pounding with trepidation.

She deeply regretted why she had been taken out.

I shouldn't be here; I should be under the bed.

That way, I could see exactly what posture he's using to exert force.

Ah Yin gave a thumbs-up to her own thirst for knowledge.

She hurriedly shook the thought out of her mind.

What on earth was she thinking!

Ah Yin tried hard to calm her state of mind.

But the creaking of the waterbed and the strange dialogue kept drilling into her brain.

"Monster, take this blow from Old Sun!"

"Ah! Help! Sister Zhuqing, save me!"

Ah Yin was left in a state of disarray.

A dignified Hundred-Thousand-Year Blue Silver Emperor, reduced to a peeping tom eavesdropping on the neighbors.

If this got out, how could she ever show her face in the plant kingdom again?

In the next room.

Inside the Blue Enchantress Suite.

Zhuqing lay on the large, round blue bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

The commotion next door was simply too loud.

For the sake of ambiance, the hotel's soundproofing was abysmal, and Xiao Wu's cries were clearly transmitted to her ears.

Zhuqing covered her head with a pillow, her face as red as a ripe tomato.

"These two, how can they be so shameless!"

Zhuqing bit her lip, Su Chen's cynical face involuntarily appearing in her mind.

She hurriedly shook her head to banish the image.

She stood up and walked to the wall, raising her hand to knock and warn them to restrain themselves.

Just as her hand went up, a shout of "Great Might Heavenly Dragon" came from next door.

Zhuqing was so startled she quickly pulled her hand back.

Was this a fight or what on earth were they doing!

She simply sat back on the bed and began to meditate.

Every time she entered a state of focus, a high-pitched scream would erupt from next door.

"Su Chen! You bastard! I'm going to kill you!"

Following this, Su Chen let out an arrogant laugh: "Kill me? You don't even have the strength to hold a blade now! Just accept your fate!"

Zhu Zhuqing tried to block her ears with her Soul Power.

She soon discovered that the demonic BGM and the creaking of the waterbed seemed to have a physical piercing effect, reaching straight into her mind.

Zhu Zhuqing completely broke down.

In the middle of the night, couldn't a person just get some sleep!

The battle continued until the small hours of the morning.

Xiao Wu was completely flattened into a rabbit pancake, lacking the strength to even move a finger.

She had to rely on Su Chen's help just to roll over.

Su Chen leaned against the headboard, feeling refreshed. He pulled a toothpick from who knows where and held it in his mouth, looking like a smug backseat driver.

"Do you submit?" Su Chen asked.

Xiao Wu rolled her eyes and retorted irritably, "I submit... you're an animal."

Su Chen smiled triumphantly and fell into a deep sleep while holding Xiao Wu.

In the corner, more than half of Ah Yin's leaves had turned yellow and withered.

That was the result of staying up all night to watch the live broadcast.

She looked at the two sleeping in each other's arms and shed bitter drops of plant sap.

"These two disasters, can they put me back into the Soul Tool tomorrow?"

She really couldn't take it anymore.