Naruto: Annihilating the Uchiha
Chapter 87

Jiraiya in a Sorry State (Third Update!)

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Peeping?

Even if he were reincarnated as a human being, Uchiha Jin would still find it difficult to imagine.

To what extent does one have to be a psychopath to do something as shameless as voyeurism? Is it because the pressure to find the child of destiny is too great?

If it were placed in Uchiha Jin's previous life, going to the bathroom to spy on others bathing, even if a girl went to the boys' bathhouse, such dirty behavior would lead to social death if discovered.

Not to mention the fact that a big man sneaked into the girls' bathhouse and peeped. It was just an appetizer of verbal criticism and criticism. Even Senju Hashirama's resurrection might not be able to withstand a punch with a hundred years of skill.

Then he will be thrown into jail, and his life is probably completely over!

However!

Jiraiya This guy is not just peeping, he is also collecting materials for his own color novel!

Isn't this fucking worse than just peeping!

I just read it all secretly, but I actually plan to advertise it to the whole Ninja World. I don't know if there are any illustrations or anything in Icha Icha Paradise.

To know.

In this world, whether they are ninjas or poor people, most people have a special liking for bathing as a leisure method. It can be said to be a universal hobby.

As Konoha Village's largest public bathhouse, it is naturally loved by all Konoha's men, women and children, including Jiraiya's former master's wife.

Biwako Sarutobi!

You must know that when Jiraiya contracted this bad habit, Biwako Sarutobi had not yet sacrificed himself to Nine-Tails Rebellion. It is impossible for Konoha to have never been to a public bathhouse.

As for whether Jiraiya will inquire about the whereabouts of Biwako Sarutobi in advance before peeping...

Hmm!

This fucking thing seems even weirder!

I just don't know if Sarutobi Hiruzen, an old guy, can still have the impulse he had when he was young for Icha Icha Paradise, which was adapted from his wife.

Hmm!

You can consider confiscating a copy from Kakashi another day and find a suitable opportunity to test it in public to see how generous this so-called strongest Hokage is.

The amusement in Uchiha Jin's eyes flashed away. Sitting on the tall building, he had no intention of continuing the pursuit at this moment. He just stood there quietly, listening to the increasingly lively noise in the distance.

"I'm not just a pervert, I just want to generate creative inspiration through peeping, so as to write better erotic novels!"

Every step was obviously accompanied by countless soaps, bath towels, wooden ladles, cucumbers, clogs, yellow ducks... Jiraiya's furious and slightly weak male voice was particularly determined and longing at this moment.

He is all for art!

However, facing Jiraiya's shameless confession, the people chasing behind him were naturally more angry at this moment, and their desire to castrate the person in front of them became more and more fervent.

Phew! Phew! Phew!

As dozens of Shurikens flashing with cold light flew towards them, several female ninjas who had barely changed their clothes were already preparing to use fire escape at the same time.

Burn this damn peeping tom!

"Are you serious, do you want to kill me?"

After slightly moving left and right, he easily avoided the incoming Shuriken. For Jiraiya, who had slightly distanced himself from the group of old women, how could a ninjutsu throw of this level have a chance to succeed.

But Fire Release Ninjutsu was no joke, it really caused a bigger disturbance, and even Jiraiya couldn't put an end to it.

Isn't this okay?

Seeing that the situation was becoming more and more out of his control, and realizing that there must be danger waiting for him outside, Jiraiya couldn't care less about loving her at this moment.

As Jiraiya's right hand was imprinted on the ground, mysterious runes radiated out in a huge circle with Jiraiya as the center.

Summoning Technique. The slime Toad is dancing!

As a huge burst of smoke exploded, hundreds of Toad of different sizes suddenly appeared behind Jiraiya with a croaking sound, and then suddenly rushed towards the disheveled pursuers in the field.

"Yeah!"

"Go away!"

"Help!"

As the sounds of panic fell one after another, the people who had just washed their hands no longer cared about chasing Jiraiya, and frantically avoided the large format Toad that was full of slippery mucus.

If anger has a numerical value, the anger of everyone at this moment has already reached the sky.

Phew!

The huge resentment behind him made his scalp numb, but now he realized that there were greater difficulties waiting for him ahead, Jiraiya still resolutely ran away in embarrassment.

Toad jump!

As the green Toad, who was two people tall, jumped hard, Jiraiya's figure finally got rid of the people behind him, and instantly arrived in the vast world that he had not seen for a long time.

I, Jiraiya, live again... here I am!

Jiraiya, who had just had a hint of joy in his eyes, had not had time to sigh, but the emotion that was about to jump out of his throat was suddenly suppressed.

Swish! Swish! Swish!

Dozens of handsome figures in black cloaks stood neatly in front of them. Behind them, the word "Justice", as red as blood, looked particularly dazzling under the waving force of the strong wind.

Uh...

Although he firmly believed that he was dedicating himself to art, when he saw these two "big characters", Jiraiya couldn't help but feel flinching.

It's Uchiha!

Jiraiya once again noticed the iconic Flame Fan family emblem, and at this moment he finally realized the identity of these people who were waiting for him.

grass!

When did Police Force become so strict? Isn't it just to draw inspiration for the novel? As for the need to mobilize people like this!

Does this guy want to catch a voyeur, or does he want to start a war?

It's all the teacher's fault!

Obviously, my own teacher Sarutobi Hiruzen developed Telescope Technique. Although there is no way to see through some powerful enchantment constraints, it is more accurate for daily areas without enchantment arrangements.

But as long as he has this magical peeping technique, how could he, the majestic Toad Immortal, be caught!

Alas...

Why doesn't the teacher want to teach me?

However, all the chaotic emotions in his heart were completely dissipated when his eyes noticed the handsome figure sitting quietly in the distance.

That's him!

The moment the two sides looked at each other, Jiraiya completely realized.

The guy in front of him actually used illusions to confuse his perception, and then kicked him into the elderly bathhouse.

What a terrifying illusion!

What a despicable person, using illusions to do such immoral things!

Recalling that nightmare-like scene, even Jiraiya, who knew he had to be rational in battle, couldn't help but feel that his nameless anger could not be suppressed at this moment.

But before Jiraiya's anger could burst out, Uchiha Jin had already slowly stood up, and then nonchalantly jumped in front of him.

Bang!

As Uchiha Jin's figure landed, everyone in Police Force suddenly stood up straight and looked over with admiring eyes.

"Prisoner Jiraiya repeatedly peeped at old lady Konoha taking a bath. Now I am arresting you in the name of Konoha Military Police Force. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become evidence in court!"

The extremely loud sound line, centered on Uchiha Jin, instantly spread towards the entire Konoha Village.

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