Sasuke, So Handsome!

"Indeed, but first, I must execute the current Five Kage within this Infinite Tsukuyomi."

[Brain Storage]

After Otsutsuki Hagoromo explained how to undo the Infinite Tsukuyomi and asked Sasuke what he intended to do, Sasuke gave his answer.

"What did you just say? What are you going to do to the Five Kage?" Kakashi asked, his face full of shock.

"And the Tailed Beasts—you will all be under my management, and one day, I will execute you all." Second Pillar ignored whatever his teacher, Hatake Kakashi, was saying, and looked up to address the circle of Tailed Beasts.

"What did you say!" Upon hearing this, the Nine-Tails immediately swiped its claw at Sasuke. However, after Sasuke glared at it with his Six-Tomoe Rinnegan, the Nine-Tails froze instantly, unable to move, its eyes shifting into the Six-Tomoe Rinnegan pattern. The Tailed Beasts beside it suffered the same fate, and as Sasuke cast a glance back, the others fell under his control as well.

Damn, Sasuke is so freaking cool. Seeing it in person is even cooler—he's absolutely badass, Zeyu thought to himself from the sidelines, his excitement making him nearly burst into laughter as the corners of his mouth curled upward.

A former shut-in in his past life, Zeyu had been reborn in this dangerous world of Naruto ninety-eight times since he first transmigrated. This was his ninety-ninth life, and also the one where he had survived the longest. Even Kaguya had been sealed; once the lovebirds Naruto and Sasuke finished their fight, the Ninja War would be over, and he could finally slack off properly.

Although Zeyu was just a background character, he had managed to tag along with the main cast by relying on his knowledge of the series and accurate intelligence. His own abilities were perhaps not even as good as a crippled Rock Lee, and he spent every day worrying about his own life.

It wasn't that he didn't want to work hard, but the potential of this body was simply low; no matter how much he trained, it stayed the same. There was truly no other way. After ninety-plus rebirths, his control over chakra could be called masterful, but it was completely useless. Without a cheat, he was still getting beaten to a pulp in this world.

"Has it come to this, then?" Otsutsuki Hagoromo, floating in mid-air, lowered his head and sighed. "Naruto, I must leave the rest to you. My time in this world has reached its limit."

"Yeah. I'm sorry to say this to you, Grandpa Otsutsuki, but Sasuke isn't Indra, and I'm not Asura. We won't end up like them," Naruto said with a serious expression.

"Very well. I leave it to you." After Hagoromo finished speaking, his body began to dissipate slowly until he vanished without a trace.

"Hmph." Sasuke let out a cold snort and pressed his palms together. "Chibaku Tensei!" Immediately, the earth trembled and cracked. With the nine Tailed Beasts as the center, chunks of earth began to condense and synthesize into nine massive spheres, which floated into the sky to form a circle.

Because of the Chibaku Tensei, the group was separated. Sakura continued to support Kakashi, who was exhausted from using his Sharingan. Naruto and Sasuke stood on opposite sides, while Zeyu was on the other side of Kakashi and Sakura, with Naruto and Sasuke in between.

"Sasuke, why are you doing this?" Naruto asked.

"Because what I am doing is a revolution. It is the successive Five Kage who created this situation. I will replace them and create a brand-new ninja world!" Sasuke said with a cold, stern gaze.

"And you, Naruto, you must die as well."

"Let's go somewhere else. You know where we're going." With that, Sasuke turned to leave.

Oh, oh, it's happening! The iconic scene, Zeyu thought to himself. He already knew what was about to happen. Although he hadn't watched Naruto in a long time back on Blue Star, he had seen this moment where Sasuke looks back and casts a genjutsu countless times—it was incredibly cool. To think he had the chance to see it in person now... tsk tsk, it was just too good.

Ugh, but I probably won't be able to see the genjutsu Sasuke uses on Sakura... Zeyu thought, feeling a bit awkward.

Even though Sasuke loved to act cool and was often slapped in the face for it, that didn't change the fact that he was genuinely cool. Tsk tsk, and now it was even more ridiculous; he was already handsome, and now he was insanely strong. How could anyone compete with that?

When I become strong, I'm going to act cool as hell too. Hmph, that damn system—it dumped me here and just left me to rot. If you're going to leave me, at least leave me some perks. What is this "all rebirths are random" nonsense? Zeyu gritted his teeth in his heart.

In his past life, after Zeyu—a shut-in—fell asleep one day and never woke up, his soul was pulled into a different dimension. In that pitch-black space, there was only a pop-up window floating in the air that read: "Welcome to Naruto. Please clear the game to continue." Below it was only a "Yes." The newly awakened Zeyu was completely bewildered: "What is this? Wasn't I in bed? What is going on?" Looking around and finding nothing, Zeyu began to panic, but as a shut-in, he quickly realized something.

"Given the situation, I must have died and transmigrated, or I'm dreaming—the deep kind." With that, Zeyu slapped himself, but it didn't hurt at all. He looked down at his hand and realized he was just a soul; how could he feel pain?

"Ugh... so I really did transmigrate." After a brief silence, he burst into wild laughter. "Ha—ha—ha! I actually hit the jackpot! Transmigration, a system, power! And beautiful girls! They're all mine! Hahaha, so what if it's Naruto? Watch me slaughter my way through it!" After laughing for two minutes, he clicked "Yes" without hesitation—not that there was anything else to click.

Following a flash of intense light, Zeyu felt himself being picked up and couldn't stop himself from crying. It took about two or three days before he could open his eyes and begin observing the world.

Looks like the rebirth was a success, and I started as a baby, Zeyu thought. However, what he hadn't expected was that the so-called system was just that one pop-up window in the void before his rebirth. He couldn't choose anything; he could only click "Yes," and then he was off. His spawn point, identity, and bloodline were all randomized. Everything was randomized except for his gender, name, and the timeline. Once, he was even dumped into the Grass Village and used for Orochimaru's experiments.

It really hasn't been easy to survive until today, Zeyu thought, shaking his head slightly. In this life, while he had managed to survive by providing accurate intel to the main cast, he still had to be extremely careful. He couldn't be too conspicuous, or he'd be targeted, but he couldn't be too ignored either, lest people stop caring if he lived or died. It was truly difficult.

These years have been so stifling. Just as Zeyu thought this, he saw Haruno Sakura on the other side begin her performance, with Kakashi trying to persuade her from the side.

Ah, Sakura-chan, you're about to suffer, haha, Zeyu thought. The moment he thought about what was coming next, he couldn't control the corners of his mouth. He couldn't be blamed for it; the fact that Sakura was still trying to persuade Sasuke at this point was truly mind-boggling back in the day. You had to admit, she was a real simp—it was hilarious to watch every time—but she was also truly devoted. Fortunately, the two ended up together and even had Sarada, which was fine. Just stay tied together and don't ruin anyone else's life.

However, Kakashi noticed Zeyu on the side—he couldn't help but notice, as Zeyu's face was twitching from trying to hold back his laughter, and he kept covering his mouth with his hand. There were only five people here: Naruto and Sasuke were in a standoff, and Sakura was confessing, so the two of them were the only ones with nothing to do. It was hard not to notice.

What time is it, and he's acting like this? Honestly, Kakashi thought.

Kakashi then gave Zeyu a deadpan look.