Used Car Repair Master
Snap
"Hands? Everyone has hands! If hands could solve problems, why would I need your trash hands that can't even make five handprints a second? Do you know how I've lived all these years? When I got married, I couldn't even make four handprints a second, but now my right hand can make six. Do you know how much it's done for you all these years? Useless!"
Seeing Yamanaka Arashi stretching out his hands, Shinko couldn't contain her anger and slapped him again.
"Shinko, I know you've had a tough time these past years, but the Yamanaka Clan is a powerful family. You absolutely cannot do anything that would damage the family's reputation." Damn it, this lustful woman! If I had even half of my former fighting strength, I wouldn't be so subservient today.
We have to keep her calm, otherwise if Lan comes back and sees his wife having sex with another man, he'll probably betray us on the spot once he finds out the truth...
"A wealthy family? Lan Jun~ You don't want people to know your 'wealthy family' status is questionable, do you? Let's just go our separate ways. Don't worry, I'll be careful and considerate of your feelings." You bastard, if it weren't for the life of a wealthy wife, with my figure and looks, would I indulge you?
"But... maybe we should wait a bit? Maybe it'll be better in a few days?" It seems I need to find a way to get Lan back; this old man can't handle this woman for the time being.
"Hmph, wait a few days? Even if you recover in a few days, you'll still be nothing but a facade. Say yes, Lan, let's save face for each other. In public, we'll still be a loving couple." If I'd known this would happen, why did I go around being so promiscuous outside? Now look what's happened... Sigh~
"No, I'll risk it all. With the relationship between the Akimichi Clan and my Yamanaka Clan, I should be able to learn some Multi-Size Technique from them. Shinko, can you give me a little more time?" Right now, he could only find an excuse to stall for time. He hoped that when Yamanaka Arashi came back, he could calm down this brainless woman.
"Multi-Size Technique? Heh, do you think that kind of precise manipulation is so easy to achieve? The Multi-Size Technique, which allows you to control the size of your Chakra manipulation. Don't even mention a trash Jonin like you; even Kage Level shinobi couldn't do it. Stop wasting your time, you..."
"Hmm? I think I've heard something incredible. Even Kage Level expert can't do this? I wonder if I can. It seems the Akimichi Clan needs to make a trip." As soon as Yamanaka Nobuko finished speaking, her hidden Secondary Body slowly revealed itself.
"Huh? Uchiha Gen? You... how did you get here?" Damn it, this guy actually showed up here? How is this possible? I was being so careful, what went wrong? Could it be the Akatsuki? Or... Tsunade?
"Huh? Me? I just heard that Shinko Nobuko wasn't feeling well, so I came to check on her. Lady, do you think I have the aptitude to learn the Multi-Size Technique?" Looking at the woman in front of him who looked so much like Kikukawa Shizuka, the MG drug that Uchiha Gen hadn't fully digested started to stir again. (Kikukawa Shizuka ~ from the anime Highschool of the Dead)
"Ah? Gen... Gen? If it's... if it's Gen, there's no need for that useless Multi-Size Technique..." How did this womanizing bastard suddenly end up in my house? But compared to just finding someone outside, this renowned Ninja World powerhouse in front of me is undoubtedly a better choice. Besides, he can handle so many mistresses, he must be very strong, right?
Yamanaka Nobuko stared at the handsome Uchiha Clan clansman before her with burning desire. She had thought it was a double whammy, but instead, it was a double blessing. "Yamanaka Arashi, you've come at just the right time!"
"Haha, the Multi-Size Technique is still necessary. After all, it's good to change things up every now and then. What do you say, Yamanaka Arashi Jonin?" With his arm Jonin Shinko, who had taken the initiative to come closer, Uchiha Gen looked at "Yamanaka Arashi" in front of him.
"Yes, yes, Lord Gen, you're absolutely right. Shinko, you stay here and keep Lord Gen. I'll go out and buy you some snacks to go with your drinks." Could it be that Uchiha Gen is here to see Yamanaka Arashi? Has the other party discovered his true identity yet? Never mind, let's find a way to escape first.
"Lan, that's more like it. Don't worry, I won't interfere with how carefree you are outside from now on. We'll all mind our own business, and I definitely won't cause you any trouble." I didn't expect this guy's attitude to change so quickly. He was so confident just now, and I almost fell for this coward's lies.
"Snacks to go with drinks? That's unnecessary, isn't it? Dōjutsu: Kotoamatsukami!"
"Will Manipulation ~ Main Story ~ Protect Konoha ~ Konoha = Fifth Hokage, Fifth Hokage = Tsunade, Tsunade belongs to Uchiha Gen, Uchiha Gen = Uchiha Clan, Conclusion: Protect Konoha, protect Tsunade, protect Uchiha Gen, protect the Uchiha Clan ~"
"Go take care of what you need to do. The administrative work in the Hokage's office is all left for you. Do your best, everything is for Konoha." With his hand groping for the stolen second-hand car, Uchiha Gen ordered Hiruzen Sarutobi without turning his head.
Although Hiruzen Sarutobi still Impure World Reincarnation control over the Yamanaka Arashi clearly couldn't forcibly control his superior, the Third Hokage, given their relationship. It was a good opportunity to let Hiruzen Sarutobi infiltrate their ranks to prepare for the capture of Black Zetsu.
Hmm? Does Yamanaka Arashi not drive much? I've only just started driving it and it's already leaking fluid like crazy. Looks like the evaporator hasn't been cleaned in a long time.
Driving this kind of car on the road is very dangerous, Lan Jun. Let me, an experienced driver, take a good look at it and fix it for you.
"Yes, Lord Gen, it's all for Konoha!" Ignoring the groping and groping Uchiha Gen, "Yamanaka Arashi" got up and headed straight for the Hokage's office.
"What... what's wrong with him?!" What's wrong with Lan? Oh well, never mind him. Ugh, damn it, Gen's hand Hand Seals are so fast! No wonder he's Konoha's strongest shinobi!
"It's alright, he's probably found his purpose in life. Don't worry about him. It's our first time working together, so please give me your guidance, Mrs. Shinko." The leak from this used car had already soaked a large area of the floor in just a short time. He pulled out his oil-covered right hand and stroked Mrs. Shinko's dazed face.
"Ouch~ Gen, your hands are covered in engine oil, you've even smeared it on someone's face." Is this what I smell like? Why didn't I notice this peculiar smell when I repaired vehicles before? Could it be because Gen handled me?
"You're complaining about the oil leaking from your own car? Clean the oil off my hands properly; it's all because of repairing your gasoline-powered electric car." Being the helpful person I am, I deserve this special treatment. Thank you, Mrs. Shinko ~
"I... I understand~ By the way, does Gen need some oil on his car key? Otherwise it might cause trouble during the test drive later." While cleaning the oil off her hands, Shinko's thieving hand secretly reached for Uchiha Gen's keychain without permission.