I'm Already Invincible, What Use Do I Have for a System?
Chapter 172

Resignation: Island Skirt-Cooling Wellness Club Chairman! (Two-in-one)

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It's a pity that when Xiahou Swordsman was fully immersed in Xiao Qian's enthusiastic service, he didn't notice the clear bell ringing on the left ankle of Xiao Qian!

Suddenly, there were bursts of evil wind, and the fierce evil wind directly blew open the door of the room where Yan Chixia lived, and a black shadow flashed past the window of the room where Yan Chixia was staying. After the top technician Xiao Qian felt the clock, no one Xiahou Swordsman said hello and ran away!

Just when Xiahou Swordsman felt something was wrong, he suddenly saw a tongue rushing towards him. Just when he was about to draw his sword, the tongue Tree Demon Matriarch used to suck blood, flesh and essence directly hit Xiahou Swordsman's mouth!

Xiahou Swordsman was directly inserted into his mouth and deepthroated by the stream. Because it was too intense for a while, Xiahou Swordsman was obviously in a panic. He kept kicking his feet, kicking the fire beside him and causing the burning firewood to fly everywhere!

Just a moment later, Xiahou Swordsman's flesh and blood was completely sucked by Tree Demon Matriarch. The whole body turned into skin and bones at a speed visible to the naked eye. The blood vessels under the skin were highlighted. You can see the blood in the blood vessels being sucked with just the naked eye!

Seeing Xiahou Swordsman being sucked into a new shriveled and damp ghost by Tree Demon Matriarch, Xiao Qian was hiding on a tree trunk nearby and couldn't bear to watch this scene. She could only cry silently and once again fell into endless self-blame. Although this was not her intention, she had no choice!

Then Yan Chixia noticed something was wrong, raised his sword and left his room. At this time, Xiao Qian also left the scene of the incident. Just when Ning Caichen was about to take a rest, he suddenly heard the sound of a piano, and he was suddenly curious!

Then Ning Caichen looked at Qing Mo who turned over and was still sleeping soundly. Without waking up Qing Mo, he planned to go out to find out. At this time, Yan Chixia also came to the place where Xiahou Swordsman died!

Yan Chixia came to the creek and saw that Xiahou Swordsman had turned into a dank ghost. Then he squatted down and said, "Brother Xiahou, you were so ambitious in life, but you are not a stinker after death!"

Don't worry, I won't let you die in the wilderness!"

Yan Chixia gave the dank ghost Xiahou Swordsman a princess hug. When he just stood up, Xiahou Swordsman, who had turned into a dank ghost, suddenly opened his eyes and put his hands directly on Yan Chixia's neck!

When it opened its dry lips and planned to give Yan Chixia a close and deep kiss, Yan Chixia immediately grabbed its neck to prevent itself from losing its innocence!

Then he opened the bag of gold needles he was carrying and cursed, "You are so stubborn that you plan to fight me even if you die!"

After saying that, Yan Chixia pulled out a golden needle and inserted it straight into the head of the Yinshigui. Then he pushed it out and took out a yellow talisman. His arm shook slightly and he recited Prajnaparamita!

In an instant, the yellow talisman ignited sparks, and then he threw the yellow talisman directly onto the Yinshigui and cremated it on the spot!

Qing Mo's Doppelganger saw this in the void and thought to himself, "One second he said that he would not let people rape his body in the wilderness, and the next second he just poked his head with a gold needle and was cremated on the spot!

As expected of you! Yan Chixia!!!"

Qing Mo's Doppelganger looked into the distance, our "brother" was wet again, and he and Xiao Qian seemed to have a second love in the woods, and Yan Chixia also met Xiao Qian in the woods!

The ensuing scene showed the beautiful woman running in front, and the bearded man chasing after him with a sword. Just when Xiao Qian was about to be attacked, Tree Demon Matriarch intervened in his crotch and took the golden needle thrown by Yan Chixia, and then Kazuki and one man had a chat for a while in the dark woods!

Fortunately, we had a safe and sound night, and when the sun rose the next day, Qing Mo also woke up!

At dawn Yan Chixia came to knock on the door with his sword in hand. Upon seeing this, Ning Caichen immediately found a small wooden board to block himself. He also quickly waved to Qing Mo to signal him to hide as well!

Qing Mo smiled and walked over to open the door for Yan Chixia. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Yan Chixia looking at Qing Mo with a smiling face. Then he didn't see Ning Caichen who was walking with Qing Mo, so he walked into the house on his own!

When he saw Ning Caichen covering himself with a small wooden board and squatting by the wall, he knocked on the wooden board and pulled Ning Caichen out. Then Ning Caichen came to Qing Mo!

Then Yan Chixia asked, "Loving people, did you encounter anything last night?"

Ning Caichen then said softly, "I have touched everything in the room!"

Qing Mo also nodded and said, "I've touched them all just like him!"

Yan Chixia, who was originally smiling playfully, put on a straight face and started scolding Qing Mo and Ning Caichen. He planned to scare them away. This was better than being scared to death by the monsters and ghosts here!

However, Ning Caichen was very stubborn and made Yan Chixia so angry that Yan Chixia then slammed the door and left. On the way back, he even caught a mink!

Qing Mo said at this time, "Brother Ning, I'm going out to see if there is any game. If I'm lucky, it would be good to get two to fill my stomach.

Do you want to come together?"

Ning Caichen shook his head and said, "No, Mr. Qing Mo, I still have some account books to deal with! Besides, I can't carry anything with my shoulders and hands, so I won't go!

I have to go back to the city later!"

Qing Mo nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll go by myself! Bring back some game for you to try!"

After saying that, Qing Mo left the room, while Ning Caichen stayed in the room by himself, filled in the money in the account book, and then returned to the city to continue collecting the bills!

At night, Ning Caichen came back to Lanruo Temple alone with a lantern. On the way, he read poems loudly to cheer himself up, but in the end he scared himself and ran out of breath!

When he arrived at the stone monument of Lanruo Temple, he even wondered why he didn't see any wolves this time. Because the wolves were all killed by Xiao Qian and hung on the trees, so he didn't encounter anything along the way!

Ning Caichen was talking to himself under a tree, he said, "Why didn't we see a wolf this time?"

Little did he know that Xiao Qian was sitting on a branch not far away, looking at him with a smile on his face, and Xiao Qian also learned two wolf howls, which scared Ning Caichen half to death!

Ning Caichen, who returned to Lanruo Temple, saw that Qing Mo was roasting two roast chickens alone outside. The chicken skin was roasted until it was squeaking and oily under the firelight. This made Ning Caichen salivate!

Qing Mo saw Ning Caichen coming back, and immediately waved to her and said, "Brother Ning, come on, I will let you try my craftsmanship right away! I was lucky today. I found two wild animals soon after I went out. They will be roasted in a minute!"

Qing Mo gave one of the roasted chickens to Ning Caichen, and then he pulled off a chicken leg and started eating it. Ning Caichen was no longer polite and took a bite of the chicken butt!

Because this is ancient times, and it is still in troubled times, people usually have a luxury even to eat well, let alone oil and water. Therefore, the ancients were short of oil most of the time, and chicken butts have a lot of oil, which the ancients especially liked!

Halfway through eating, Ning Caichen remembered that he and Xiao Qian would continue to meet at the pavilion by the lake tonight, and then he said, "Master Qing Mo, you eat first! I still have some things to do!"

Qing Mo knew that Ning Caichen was going on a date with the great beauty Xiao Qian, so he waved his hand and said, "Whatever you want, this chicken is so delicious, I'll stay here and continue eating!"

Ning Caichen came all the way to the lake, stepped on the wooden bridge and walked step by step towards the pavilion Water Dwelling in the lake. Unfortunately, what was waiting for him was not Xiao Qian, the fairy who came to earth, but Tree Demon Matriarch's big sticky and wet tongue!

Of course Qing Mo knew that Ning Caichen, as the son of destiny, would be fine, so he was not worried at all. Instead, he was thinking about the conversation between Tree Demon Matriarch and Yan Chixia last night!

Tree Demon Matriarch said that the people she killed were all bad people who brought it upon themselves. She herself said that she wanted to reduce sins in the world and benefit everyone!

So doesn't the small island in the east need her kind heart that is full of love and dedicated to serving others? Qing Mo decided to arrange for Tree Demon Matriarch to go there when the time comes, so that she can save all sentient beings on the island and use her love for people to benefit everyone!

Thinking of this, Qing Mo suddenly felt that her figure was a little more majestic. Although Tree Demon Matriarch will leave her hometown soon, Qing Mo believes in her business ability and her determination to benefit people!

For this reason, Qing Mo is determined to help her go further on the road to benefiting Cangsheng. The island must be suffering at this time, so I believe they need Tree Demon Matriarch's warm-heartedness even more!

Just when Qing Mo was thinking about asking his grandma to move to another place to continue his work and business, Ning Caichen was so bold that he actually went to her home. If Xiao Qian hadn't helped him in every way, this drama would have been completed!

Qing Mo was alone in the room, looking at the books that Ning Caichen had brought with him. Not long after waiting, Ning Caichen also came back. Seeing that he was wet again, Qing Mo put down the book in his hand and said with a smile, "Brother Ning, why are you all wet again? Is it raining outside?"

Ning Caichen lowered his head and said softly, "No, it's not raining! I'm tired, let's go to bed first!"

Qing Mo shook his head when he saw this, and continued to look at the book in his hand. It was obvious that our "brother" was broken up in love. Looking at Ning Caichen sleeping on the straw mat, he huddled up and was silently sad!

The next day Ning Caichen went to the city again. This time he accidentally saw the notice posted on the notice board and thought that Yan Chixia was a wanted criminal. He was worried that Nie Xiaoqian and Qing Mo were in danger, so he robbed someone's horse and galloped over!

However, it was already getting late at this time, and Yan Chixia was drinking and dancing and singing alone, while Qing Mo was also hiding in the dark to watch, listening to Yan Chixia rapping and dancing, which was much better than watching it through the screen, and the atmosphere was instantly filled!

At this time, Ning Caichen returned to Lanruo Temple. After finding Nie Xiaoqian in the pavilion in the lake, he successfully achieved the title of Undead Knight. Just when Ning Caichen was willing to take responsibility, Nie Xiaoqian told him that he could do it for nothing without taking responsibility!

In the end, Nie Xiaoqian left in a hurry. When Ning Caichen went to look for it, he met another female ghost. Just when the female ghost was about to harm him, the force ceiling of this drama appeared and he cut off the female ghost's head in front of Ning Caichen!

In the end, Ning Caichen really thought that Yan Chixia was a murderer, and when he was taking Nie Xiaoqian to escape on horseback, Nie Xiaoqian left without saying goodbye. Ning Caichen planned to report to the police, and Yan Chixia followed closely behind!

At this time, Lanruo Temple was the only one left, Qing Mo, and then Qing Mo came alone to the luxurious residence transformed from the mass grave in the back hill. He exuded his own human scent, attracting his grandma!

I saw my grandma looking like a hunter staring at her prey, and her lower lip was moving very frequently. Before Qing Mo could open her mouth, Tree Demon Matriarch's dozens of meters long tongue came towards Qing Mo!

However, Qing Mo felt particularly disgusted when he saw this, especially when the tongue was pointed directly at Qing Mo's mouth. He was planning to give him a deep throat, but Qing Mo's mind moved and an invisible barrier blocked Tree Demon Matriarch's tongue!

Just when the other party was still curious, Qing Mo came to Tree Demon Matriarch's side at some point, and directly faced her old face with a big blow, directly draining one-fifth of Tree Demon Matriarch's essence!

Then Qing Mo said, "You keep showing your tongue and sticking it into your throat. It's so damn disgusting!"

Tree Demon Matriarch was beaten to the ground and looked at Qing Mo with horrified eyes. She couldn't believe that the mortal in front of her actually slapped away one-fifth of her own essence. She had only practiced for a thousand years, and this time it was like more than two hundred years were wasted!

Tree Demon Matriarch immediately said tremblingly, "You, you are the companion of that scholar, how come you have such a high level of cultivation? Who are you?"

As for the reason why Tree Demon Matriarch didn't fight back, it's actually very simple. Qing Mo scattered one-fifth of its origin with a random slap. This shows that it was easy for Qing Mo to kill it just now. The reason why it is still alive now is because Qing Mo deliberately left it alive!

Qing Mo saw many female ghosts around him and saw the scene where he slapped Tree Demon Matriarch over. Among these female ghosts, Xiao Qian was also among them. Just when Tree Demon Matriarch was about to turn into a long tongue and escape, it found that its magic power was gone?

Then Qing Mo waved his robe, and all the female ghosts who were watching were locked into the room, and Qing Mo also erased this part of their memory. Otherwise, based on the scene Xiao Qian saw just now, the subsequent plot would be difficult!

If Ning Caichen knew that he was so capable, he would definitely ask himself to eliminate his grandma. In that case, how could Qing Mo take her to the island country to promote truth, goodness and beauty?

As for Xiao Qian, he will have to reincarnate sooner or later. After all, humans and ghosts have different paths. Even Ning Caichen, the son of destiny, cannot afford to have a ghost stay by his side for a long time, not to mention that he is only a mortal!

Qing Mo looked at Tree Demon Matriarch and said, "I am here to see you this time. I want you to do something that will benefit everyone!"

Before Tree Demon Matriarch could speak, Qing Mo suddenly split Tree Demon Matriarch into two parts. Each of the two Tree Demon Matriarchs had half of the original source!

When the two Tree Demon Matriarch saw the exact same self on the opposite side, they thought Qing Mo was going to cut themselves into pieces. They immediately knelt down in front of Qing Mo and cried bitterly, "Great Immortal, please forgive me, Great Immortal, please forgive me! I swear that I will never harm anyone again. I will immediately release Xiao Qian and let her be with that scholar!"

Listening to the cries of the two Tree Demon Matriarch, Qing Mo's emotionless voice sounded again, and he said, "Old man, if you don't shut up, I will uproot half of your old tree and use it to make a coffin, and chop the other half to use as firewood!"

After hearing Qing Mo's words, the two Tree Demon Matriarch immediately knelt down in front of Qing Mo like mice caught by a cat and did not dare to make a single sound!

Then Qing Mo threw one of them, Tree Demon Matriarch, into a nearby room, erased this part of her memory and helped her return to the original state when they first met!

Because if the Tree Demon Matriarch left here only has half of its origin, Qing Mo doubts that it took Yan Chixia to use all his strength to seal it for a hundred years. Maybe Yan Chixia can kill it with just two pokes of Xuanyuan Sword!

Then Qing Mo said to Tree Demon Matriarch who was still kneeling in front of him, "When you and Yan Chixia fought before, you said that you killed the people who deserved to be killed, so as to reduce the number of crimes and benefit the people!

I quite agree with this, so I plan to let you benefit our neighbors, alleviate their sins, and let each of them understand the true meaning of truth, goodness and beauty!

So now I officially appoint you as the chairman of Island Skirt-Cooling Wellness Club!"

After hearing what Qing Mo said, Tree Demon Matriarch, who was kneeling in front of him, was immediately confused. She couldn't understand a word of the second half of what Qing Mo said just now!

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