Gangzi, All You Can Do Is Fart!

"Today, as your teacher, I must teach you a proper lesson."

The next second, Gangzi's Martial Soul erupted as he released it.

A grayish-white light surged out of his body and transformed into a fairly large animal.

The creature looked utterly ridiculous.

It resembled both a pig and a dog, and it was extremely ugly.

Two yellow Spirit Rings rose from beneath Gangzi's feet and slowly revolved around his body.

"Kid, if you kneel and beg for mercy now, I might go a little easier on you."

"You'd better know what's good for you."

Zhou Tao had been waiting for his Luo Sanpao to fart, but Gangzi unexpectedly stopped halfway.

Zhou Tao smiled faintly and revealed the Martial Soul in his hand—the Blue Silver Golden Overlord Spear.

"Gangzi, if you want to fight, then fight. Hesitating and dawdling like this, you really are worthless."

"Are you afraid to make a move because you're scared of exposing your worthless nature?"

"Your Martial Soul is a pig, just like you. Everything you say is nothing but fart."

At those words, everyone burst into laughter.

A pig Martial Soul really did sound rather funny.

Everyone could not help but look at Luo Sanpao.

The more they looked, the more Luo Sanpao resembled a pig.

The moment those words were spoken, Gangzi's eyes turned bloodshot, and he panted like an ox.

"Kid, you dare mock me? Let's see how I teach you a lesson."

"Fart Like Thunder."

"Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"

Gangzi struck a ridiculous pose, and the Spirit Rings on his body suddenly lit up.

The pig abruptly leaped into the air and began adjusting its posture midair.

It aimed its plump rear at Zhou Tao.

"Pfft~"

A loud fart filled with provocation rang out.

Immediately afterward, a visible stream of yellow gas sprayed toward Zhou Tao.

Faced with such a soul skill, Zhou Tao moved with ease and directly avoided the stinking fart.

"Gangzi, is farting all you know how to do?"

"That fart doesn't do any damage at all besides making people angry."

Thinking of how Gangzi had enraged the Datura Snake with a single fart during their battle, nearly getting himself killed by the furious beast, Zhou Tao found it amusing.

"Kid, you..."

"I'll kill you."

After being relentlessly mocked by Zhou Tao, Gangzi was so furious that his nose seemed crooked.

"Second soul skill, Fart Like Smoke, Hypnotic Slumber Luo Sanpao!"

The next second, a vast cloud of yellow poisonous mist erupted from Luo Sanpao's rear and rapidly surged toward Zhou Tao.

However.

This kind of soul skill could not do anything to Zhou Tao at all.

He moved swiftly and left the soul skill's range.

At this moment.

The customers at the tea stall were hit by the stench and began fleeing in every direction.

They were all soul masters.

There were quite a few experts among them.

Faced with Gangzi's reckless attacks, many people became angry.

"That's too much!"

"This pig might not be very harmful, but it's certainly disgusting."

"Does Your Excellency not fear retaliation for attacking people so recklessly?"

Quite a few people had merely been watching the show, only to get dragged into it for no reason.

They were clearly very dissatisfied with Yu Xiaogang.

As for what these people might do afterward, no one knew.

At this moment.

Faced with Luo Sanpao's fart attacks.

Zhou Tao naturally did not fall for it and had avoided them long ago.

Still, he caught that nauseating stench.

It was not merely foul!

It was a horrifying odor mixed with rotting flesh and rotten eggs.

Zhou Tao gave a light leap and quickly left the range of the stench.

Looking at Gangzi now, Zhou Tao's face was filled with disdain.

It was pure, undisguised contempt.

"Gangzi, your Martial Soul is truly disgusting."

"Is that all you're capable of?"

"Just farting?"

"How did someone as useless as you manage to survive this long while being so arrogant?"

"Gangzi, since you disgust everyone like this, remember to shut your windows when you sleep at night, lest someone throws rotten eggs at you."

Zhou Tao's voice was not loud, yet everyone heard him clearly.

Such mocking words immediately darkened Gangzi's face.

"Kid, don't get cocky."

After saying that, Gangzi prepared to attack again.

However.

Luo Sanpao's Soul Power was too weak, and it could only launch three attacks at once.

"Wait for me, Luo Sanpao. Eat some radishes."

Gangzi hurriedly fed Luo Sanpao radishes.

The scene looked utterly ridiculous.

"Gangzi, your pig actually eats radishes?"

"No wonder it's so weak."

"Now that you've used up your moves, it should be my turn, right?"

Zhou Tao sneered coldly.

"Don't, don't, don't~"

"You have no martial ethics."

"I'm not ready yet."

"Once Luo Sanpao is full, we'll fight again."

At those words, Zhou Tao immediately laughed.

"Gangzi, you really have no shame."

"You want a truce after finishing your own attacks?"

"Are you joking?"

"Come on, then. Let me show you how a soul master like me defeats a Soul Grandmaster like you, who only reached level twenty-nine at fifty years old."

The next moment.

Zhou Tao pointed with one hand.

An ice spike appeared out of thin air, tore through the air, and struck Gangzi's lower abdomen.

"Pfft!"

A spray of blood burst forth, splattering half of Gangzi's body.

"Ah~"

"My little brother..."

Gangzi sprawled on the ground with a twisted expression, rolling about frantically.

"It hurts so much~"

Gangzi had now become an impotent man.

Even if he encountered Liu Erlong and Bibi Dong again in the future, he would no longer be able to do evil.

"Gangzi, you humiliated and suppressed me time and again."

"This is a small lesson from me."

"If you do it again, next time, it won't be your little brother that you lose."

Zhou Tao said coldly.

He simply lifted one foot and kicked cleanly into the bend of Gangzi's knee.

Gangzi had already been covering his crotch in misery.

That kick sent his body pitching forward, and his knees smashed heavily into the muddy ground.

He lost his balance and fell headfirst to the ground in an extremely pathetic posture.

Seeing this, Zhou Tao did not continue attacking.

Instead, he stood a meter in front of Gangzi's face, looking down at him as he lay on the ground clutching his crotch, a pleased curve on his lips.

It was the joy of finally avenging a great grievance.

"Gangzi, Gangzi, look at the sorry state you're in now."

"You've truly become worthless."

"Not only are you a worthless soul master, but also a worthless man with worthless theories."

"A piece of trash among trash like you, what right do you have to mock others?"

"And you still dare act so arrogantly in the Soul Beast Forest."

"Do you really not know how to write the word 'death'?"

Zhou Tao spoke in a calm tone.

Gangzi's entire body trembled.

At this moment, he was both furious and in pain.

He wanted to get up, but a sharp pain shot through his legs, leaving him unable to stand at all.

Thus, he could only continue lying there.

With his face pressed into the ground.

"Zhou... Tao!"

"I'll kill you."

"Tang San, attack!"

Still unwilling to give up, Gangzi immediately called for Tang San, who had been watching from the side, to make a move.

At this moment, Tang San.

Seeing how weak Yu Xiaogang was, he was beginning to wonder whether he had chosen the wrong teacher.