Douluo Dalu: What Do You Mean My Martial Soul Is Luckin Coffee?
Chapter 16

Di Tian, I, I'm so hot

1,477 words5 min read11 views
1mo ago

"Human, how about you follow me from now on? I can guarantee that every soul ring you obtain in the future will be no less than ten thousand years old."

Other people raised child brides or child grooms and the like.

But when it came to the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, it had turned into raising a chef from childhood.

Fine. If Bai Ran had not been a food-type soul master, or if the drink he made had not satisfied the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, he would probably already have become a corpse by now. No, to be precise, there would not even be an intact corpse left.

"I don't want to. My family is still waiting for me."

"All right."

Sensing the emotions of the boy in front of her, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion said nothing more. She was just a little playful, but her nature was not bad.

If the child before her had been an orphan, she absolutely would have persuaded him to stay, treating it as taking in a little underling who could make delicious drinks.

But now that she knew he had family, although she was not too clear on what "family" meant, Di Tian had once said that she was his family.

Putting herself in his place, if one day Di Tian could not find her, he would definitely be so anxious he would run in circles.

By the same logic, just how worried must the family of this human cub be right now?

"Human, you are qualified to have the Emperor Auspicious Beast, the great Lady Three-Eyed Golden Lion, remember your name."

"Big kitty?"

"From now on, please call me Lady Three-Eyed Golden Lion."

"But I think big kitty sounds better."

"Human! Fine, you win."

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion let out a long sigh.

Honestly, why was she getting angry with a human cub?

"Bai Ran."

Just as the Three-Eyed Golden Lion lowered her head and sighed, Bai Ran used the last of the soul power in his body to condense a cup of "raw coconut latte." As he handed it to the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, he spoke his name.

"Di Tian."

"What is it, little ancestor?"

"Send this child out of the Star Dou Great Forest."

After accepting Bai Ran's gift, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion pointed at the little brat and asked Di Tian for help.

"No problem."

Di Tian did not say anything more.

The other fierce beasts had all returned to their clans to handle matters, leaving only him guarding the Life Forbidden Zone.

You asked why Di Tian did not go take care of his clan?

Di Tian: As the last living clan leader of the Black Dragon Clan, let me ask you—are there any living clansmen for me to take care of? (Aside from the Lord, who is currently reviving.)

In just a few minutes, Bai Ran was carried out of the Star Dou Great Forest and appeared in a town outside.

Looking at the Star Dou Great Forest before him, then at the village behind him, Bai Ran felt dazed for a moment, as if he had just had a dream.

However, the soul power inside his body, which was already nearly exhausted, told him that everything that had just happened was real.

He had never expected that he would actually see the legendary Emperor Auspicious Beast, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion.

And by relying on a single cup of Luckin Raw Coconut Latte, he had successfully established a certain friendship with her.

Bai Ran's thinking was still a little too timid.

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion, who had never had any contact with humans, had already regarded him as her one and only close friend.

After sending Bai Ran out, Di Tian had just returned to the Life Forbidden Zone when he saw his clan's auspicious beast lying on the ground, her face filled with pain.

"Little ancestor, what happened to you?!"

The Emperor Auspicious Beast carried the fortune of the entire Star Dou Great Forest. Once something happened to her, the entire Star Dou Great Forest would suffer for it.

Only, Di Tian completely could not understand why something like this would happen.

Poison? It had been mentioned two episodes ago that unless it was poison from the divine realm, it could not pose any threat to the Emperor Auspicious Beast.

Could it be?

Had she drunk too many iced things and upset her stomach?

That might be possible for other soul beasts, but the Three-Eyed Golden Lion possessed the dual ultimate attributes of ultimate fire and ultimate light. Forget ordinary ice cubes—even ten-thousand-year profound ice from the depths of the Far North could not affect her.

"Di Tian, I... I'm so hot..."

As the Three-Eyed Golden Lion spoke, she still did not forget to take another sip of the raw coconut latte coffee in her hand.

Yet for some reason, it was clearly an icy-cold drink, but the more she drank, the hotter she became.

The situation before him had clearly exceeded Di Tian's understanding. Not knowing what to do, he could only go seek help from the Lord.

"Di Tian, what exactly happened for you to wake me?"

"My lord, something has happened to the auspicious beast. This subordinate cannot resolve it."

Facing the Silver Dragon King, who still carried a touch of morning temper, Di Tian only dared to kneel respectfully on one knee and explain the situation.

"Mm!"

Di Tian could not tell because his abilities were insufficient.

But who was the Silver Dragon King?

Even gravely wounded, she was still a true god.

So with one glance, she saw that the Three-Eyed Golden Lion was undergoing an "ancestral bloodline reversion."

Logically speaking, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion should only have had a chance of this happening when she broke through to one hundred thousand years. But counting the days, from her birth until now, it had only been around ten thousand years.

Could it be that Di Tian had fed her some treasure?

No, that was not right. If there really were such a treasure, Di Tian would absolutely have presented it to her at the first opportunity instead of giving it to the auspicious beast.

After all, if the auspicious beast wanted to become a god, she still needed hundreds of thousands of years of accumulation.

As for the Silver Dragon King, as long as her injuries recovered, she would be a first-class god, or even half a step into the God King realm. Di Tian should at least be able to tell which mattered more.

To understand exactly what had happened to the Three-Eyed Golden Lion, and to ensure that her bloodline reversion would not be disturbed by the outside world, the Silver Dragon King chose to act, bringing her into the small world where she was recovering from her injuries.

After who knew how long, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion woke.

However, the first thing she saw upon waking was only a cold, aloof woman.

Although the bloodline power in the other party made the Three-Eyed Golden Lion feel rather close to her, the powerful pressure on the woman left the Three-Eyed Golden Lion too afraid to step forward for a moment.

"Child, you're awake."

Seeing the Three-Eyed Golden Lion wake, Gu Yuena's brows suddenly relaxed as well.

"M-My lord? Why... why am I here?"

The Three-Eyed Golden Lion was still very afraid of Gu Yuena.

Especially the suppression that a pure-blooded dragon bloodline exerted over the bloodlines of other races, making...

Three-Eyed Golden Lion: No, wait. Why isn't my lord's bloodline suppression as strong as before? Could it be that her injuries have already reached the point where...

For a moment, the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's thoughts began to run wild.

Fortunately, Gu Yuena had no idea what was going through the Three-Eyed Golden Lion's mind. If she had known that this child was guessing whether she was about to die, she would have given this "filial" little fellow a thorough lesson in love no matter what.

"Child, from now on, you are the noblest existence in the Star Dou Great Forest. There is no need to call me my lord anymore. If you are willing, you may call me Sister Gu Yuena."

If it had been the Three-Eyed Golden Lion before her "ancestral bloodline reversion," then she could only be considered an existence on the same level as Di Tian.

But the Three-Eyed Golden Lion after her "ancestral bloodline reversion" was different, especially since the Golden Dragon King bloodline within her had already reached an extremely dense level.

If the Three-Eyed Golden Lion had not carried the fortune of the Star Dou Great Forest, and if her body had not contained other bloodline powers besides the Golden Dragon King bloodline, Gu Yuena might have developed other thoughts, such as devouring her to become the new Dragon God.

End of Chapter
Novel
How was this translation?

Explore the wiki