Cao Yaxuan regretted it so deeply her bowels felt turned to knots, and she desperately wanted to slap herself across the face.
Was she about to be eliminated just because she had stumbled upon Xu Lang's secret?
Why on earth was her mouth so cheap?
Just as one party sat on pins and needles while the other remained completely unconcerned, a massive impact suddenly sounded against the iron door.
F*ck your mother! Immediately after, Zhou Tao's furious cursing echoed from outside.
This guy had actually squatted right outside for over half an hour!
Huang Hao said somewhat anxiously, "Brother Tao, let's go. The zombies are coming. Once we find some tools later, we'll definitely smash his iron door open."
Another male student chimed in viciously, "Right, we'll make him perform a human flying circus then!"
"Just you wait for me, Xu Lang," Zhou Tao cursed.
He had never doubted that Xu Lang was inside the dorm, because Xu Lang was just that kind of character—someone who couldn't fart even after being beaten with three sticks, thoroughly gloomy and bringing bad luck!
The footsteps receded.
This time, they were truly gone.
But before long, the news that Xu Lang had an iron door spread throughout the chat room.
Originally, Xu Lang's neighbors had wanted to talk about this matter long ago, but Zhou Tao and the others had suppressed it all along.
In an instant, countless people called out to Xu Lang, and over thirty sent friend requests.
Some brought their own dry rations, wanting a tenant spot; others played the emotional card, and there were even those who wanted to use fiat currency to buy the position of room owner.
Xu Lang ignored them all. As if completely immune to outside interference, he quietly waited for the countdown to end.
[3, 2, 1... The game begins!]
Accompanied by a shrill alarm ringing inside everyone's minds, a dense mass of zombies rushed out from the blood mist.
Those so-called defensive fortifications were instantly smashed to pieces in an instant!
The campus elites standing in the very front holding weapons turned and ran toward the back.
When fleeing, they didn't forget to push, shove, and swing their sticks frantically.
Three stick swings a second was definitely not their limit!
Countless people fell to the ground.
The students standing in the dormitory hallway let out gasps of shock, and immediately after, those gasps turned into hysterical screams.
F*ck your mother, why didn't anyone mention that the hallway is also a zombie spawn point?!
At the stairwells on all ten floors, zombies likewise surged out.
In an instant, the entire dormitory building was boiling over!
[Zombie] [Type: Monster] [Level: 0] [Skills: Unknown] [Description: A pathetic biochemical creature. Care to guess if he has a virus?]
Xu Lang had been watching through the peephole behind the door all along, and didn't feel particularly scared. After all, even more terrifying scenes had been witnessed in his dreams.
There was once a butcher who had relentlessly hacked away in his dreams for an entire night, piling up a thousand-man pyramid of severed heads and limbs, the dismembered corpses laid out as if in a mortal purgatory.
After he walked away, Cao Yaxuan crept up to observe through the peephole, her complexion turning paler by the shade.
A student was devoured right before her eyes, their dying screams shrill and tragic.
Just as she trembled all over, not knowing what to do, an inquiry came from behind her.
"Senior Sister Cao, do you have a boyfriend?"
Cao Yaxuan froze, turning back to look at Xu Lang in sheer disbelief.
We've reached this kind of moment, and you're chatting with me about everyday family life?
Xu Lang stared directly into Cao Yaxuan's eyes, and said with unhurried deliberation:
"You saw it too. Those zombies are different from the ones in the movies—they move agilely."
"Do you still remember the initial prompt? The game difficulty will gradually increase... Do you think the probability of this iron door of ours stopping the zombies is high or low?"
In an instant, Cao Yaxuan's face turned incomparably pale, and she almost passed out on the spot.
According to Xu Lang's logic, wouldn't the two of them inevitably die?
"Then what should we do?" she asked instinctively.
The initiative had fallen into the hands of this unremarkable junior.
No, from the moment Cao Yaxuan stepped into the room, the initiative had been in Xu Lang's hands!
The corners of Xu Lang's mouth curled up: "Since we're both going to die anyway, we might as well enjoy ourselves right before death."
His words were extremely vulgar.
Yet the clever Cao Yaxuan didn't dare put on airs at all. She forced an awkward smile and said, "That wouldn't be appropriate, right? You should have watched doomsday movies too. In this kind of situation, conserving energy is very important."
An inexperienced dead virgin who has never had a girlfriend!
At a juncture like this, he's still thinking about this sort of thing!
"That makes sense. It seems senior sister believes in extreme survivalism." Xu Lang didn't refute her, instead breaking into a full smile.
"Hehe, survival is the primary essence of life after all." Cao Yaxuan continued to smile awkwardly.
Outside, the screams were shrill.
Inside the dorm, the atmosphere was bizarre.
And it was the kind of bizarre that grew increasingly intense!
Cao Yaxuan noticed that Xu Lang suddenly stopped talking and just sat on the bed like that, sizing her up with deep, fathomless eyes.
"Is something wrong?" Cao Yaxuan shrank her neck back slightly.
Continuing in that same unhurried tone, Xu Lang said:
"An adult female's body fat percentage is generally between 20% and 25%. Senior sister, you have workout habits, so your body fat percentage should be around 18%..."
"Body fat actually isn't the most crucial thing. The most crucial thing is senior sister's water content."
"Pardon me, I misspoke. It should be blood content."
"You know as well that the most important thing to stay alive isn't food, but water sources!"
Cao Yaxuan froze, then comprehended the meaning, almost discharging a bit of a water source for Xu Lang right on the spot.
I beg you, stop talking!
It turns out that when you dragged me in here, you really had your eyes set on me as a person!!
"Junior, stop trying to scare senior sister, okay? You're acting so terrifying!" Cao Yaxuan forced herself to stay calm.
In her eyes, Xu Lang belonged to the category of low-quality male college students who would "hook their arms around a buddy's neck" and "mimic shooting hoops" the moment they met someone.
How could she possibly be willing to give it to him?!
Rubbing his chin, Xu Lang mused:
"Since senior sister brought up movies, then engaging in this kind of behavior is normal too."
"Actually, when the game assigns a two-person dorm, it might just harbor this exact intention."
"In a doomsday without some emergency rations, who can survive? Am I right, Senior Sister Cao?"
Cao Yaxuan believed it!
Xu Lang was truly the kind of person who could pull off something like this.
Because when Xu Lang spoke, even his tone didn't change—he was calm to the point of near-indifference.
If this freakin' isn't a pervert, who is!?
"Senior sister, rest assured, I'm no monster. A man's most unforgettable memory is always his first love. Are you willing to be my only first love?" Reaching this point, Xu Lang's expression suddenly shifted as he sighed, "Actually, I have hidden reasons for wanting to date you, senior sister."
Cao Yaxuan quickly asked, "What hidden reasons?!"
Can worms in your brain be called a hidden reason?!
Xu Lang said gloomily:
"In my heart, there is both a Buddha and a demon."
"Don't mind how innocent and naive I usually look; that's only because the demon has always been deeply sealed away by me."
"Now the Survival Game has descended, severely threatening my survival. The demon within my heart is about to break through its seal!"
"I want to ask you, when you face the manifestation of a true demon... can you still keep it suppressed... can the entire dormitory building still keep it suppressed?!"
"Therefore, I must use sweet love to suppress the demon in my heart once again!"
The corners of Cao Yaxuan's mouth twitched frantically.
At a time like this, could you please stop playing memes!
Can't you hear the screams outside?!
Your fellow classmates are about to be sucked clean into anatomical models!
"Junior, can you give senior sister some more time? After all, you're being so sudden." Cao Yaxuan's tone was practically pleading, and she was on the verge of dropping to her knees.
"Alright." Xu Lang nodded in agreement.
Cao Yaxuan let out a breath of relief.
This junior was still reasonable after all.
Xu Lang followed up: "Then could you please step out of my dorm first? Seeing you irritates me."
Cao Yaxuan: "..."
It's bad enough that I didn't ask you for a tenant slot, but now you're even chasing me out? Are you a demon?
"How about I lend you my black silk stockings..." Cao Yaxuan truly had no other options left, and the moment the words left her mouth, she felt an overwhelming sense of shame.
Xu Lang glanced over. The sheer stockings cast a faint white light, looking very high-end. Perhaps they even carried a faint scent?
Pondering briefly, he spoke up: "How about you step outside for three minutes first? Come back after three minutes."
Cao Yaxuan: "..."
The dormitory was sealed on all four sides, the ceiling lamp flickering dimly with extremely weak light. Separated by several meters, the two could only make out each other's silhouettes.
Meanwhile, Xu Lang had already stood up, no longer wishing to drag things out.
This was a Survival Game, not a dinner invitation.
The faster he acquired Cao Yaxuan, this Nightmare Coins accelerator, the better!
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