"Shit. What the hell is all this?!"
Staring at the absurd scene before him, Tony reached out with a dark expression, about to shout for it to stop, only to realize in shock that he was holding two cheerleader pom-poms.
Then he felt himself over and suddenly discovered that over his clothes, someone had actually put him in... a women's cheerleading uniform?
"Loki, this has to be your doing!"
His face livid, he tossed the pom-poms away and hurriedly started stripping off the clothes on him.
But Loki's performance had already begun. He twisted his body to the rhythm, tap-dancing across the bar counter, then hopped on one foot from the bar to a chair, and from the chair back down to the floor.
Tap, tap, tap.
"Hey! That man's gonna shoot me~"
Singing the cheerful lyrics, Loki struck a peculiar pose, spun four and a half times in midair, and his hat flew off at an angle, landing perfectly over Tony's face just as he straightened up.
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Expressionless, Tony yanked the hat off and threw it onto the floor.
"Hey! Blue and white means war tonight~"
Keeping with the melody, Constantine hammered away at the drum kit with all his strength, completely lost in it.
Deadpool was even more bizarre. First came a full 720-degree Thomas flare, then he flipped over, dropped to his knees, arched his body violently backward, and played the trumpet one-handed, fast and well.
"Good lord, how did I not know he had a special trick like that?"
Finally pulling off the last cheerleader skirt on him, Tony complained while sensing that something about the situation was wrong.
He reacted and was just about to do something when Loki leapt over and stuffed the microphone into his hand.
"Tony, don't hesitate. Tonight's star is