"Give me a hand!"
"What for? It wasn't easy stuffing you in there. If I pull you out, wouldn't all my work have been for nothing?" Daoxuan glared at the fatty Tian Buyi and snapped.
"I'm stuck, and it hurts!" Tian Buyi glared right back.
What suffering!
Seeing that Tian Buyi really did look painfully squeezed in, Daoxuan rather regretfully dragged him out of the coffin.
"This is the only way!" With that, Daoxuan got up and walked over to another coffin nearby, pushed it over beside the one beneath Tian Buyi, then opened up the place where the two coffins joined.
"There. Go in and try it yourself this time!" Daoxuan said, looking at Tian Buyi as he stood to the side.
Tian Buyi looked at the coffin in front of him, now twice as wide as before, raised an eyebrow, and climbed in on his own.
However, just as he was about to sit down, he found that he was still stuck!
"Damn it! What do you eat all day? Even pigs aren't as fat as you!" Daoxuan roared in frustration as he watched Tian Buyi get stuck again.
"It's not like you haven't eaten the food my Xiao Qi makes! If it were set in front of you, would you refuse?" Tian Buyi was also feeling depressed about his own build. What a mess this had become...
Helpless, Daoxuan could only find another coffin of about the same size and join the three into one. Only then did he barely manage to fit Tian Buyi inside.
"You damned fatty, eat less from now on. The coffin for you is three times bigger than anyone else's! Leave some wife-money for those disciples of yours on Big Bamboo Peak! With that figure of yours, even buying a coffin might