My Skeleton Was Totally Flabbergasted

Touch Me took a deep breath to calm himself, then explained earnestly.

"Ulbert, please hear me out first. I suggested disbanding the group not because I wanted to abandon everyone, but because I intend to create a guild."

"Groups and guilds are fundamentally different. A group has a relatively loose structure, while a guild has clearer rules and organization, which can make our actions more organized and efficient."

"We can establish different departments, such as combat, logistics, and intelligence, so that everyone can make the most of their strengths."

"Besides, once we become a guild, we'll be able to attract more like-minded companions and grow stronger."

"Resource allocation and mission rewards will also be fairer and more reasonable. That way, when we face challenges like the Great Tomb of Nazarick, we'll be better prepared and have a higher chance of success."

"Think about it. We've been muddling through one adventure after another. If we had a more complete organization, our future would be full of possibilities."

After hearing Touch Me's explanation, the anger and confusion on everyone's faces gradually eased, and they began to consider what he had said.

Nishikienrai spoke first.

"Touch Me, when you put it that way, creating a guild does seem to have quite a few benefits. If it can make our adventures go more smoothly, then maybe this change is worth it."

Bukubukuchagama nodded too.

"Exactly. A clearer division of labor and fairer resource allocation are both very appealing."

Although Ulbert was still dissatisfied, he had to admit that Touch Me's idea made some sense. He said, "All right. Since you've given us so many reasons, I'll trust you for now. But if the guild doesn't develop the way you say it will, don't expect me to go easy on you. Also, I hope someone else will be guildmaster this time."

Touch Me readily agreed with Ulbert. "Don't worry. It might sound bad to say this, but even if I'm nominated as guildmaster again, I'll refuse. I know I'm not suited to leading."

"I'd rather focus on combat and exploration, so let's have someone else take the position."

Everyone looked at one another. They had no idea who would be a better fit; each of them had their own doubts. Then someone asked, "So who should be guildmaster? Is anyone willing to take on the role, or does anyone have a recommendation?"

Momonga, standing off to the side, agreed with the question. He couldn't think of anyone who could take over such an important role from Touch Me. After thinking it over, he decided the next guildmaster would have a pretty miserable time.

Just then, Touch Me turned to Momonga and said, "Personally, I'd strongly recommend Momonga."

At that, Momonga felt his stomach churn. That was the sound of his stomach hurting.

He couldn't understand why his name had come up at a time like this. He was just a lazy gamer who loved the World Tree, with the air of someone who'd been marinating in it for years.

But his companions didn't see it that way. One after another, they said things like, "Sounds good!" and "If it's Momonga, we can trust him completely!" His three best buddies joined in, too.

"Ahem! Since Momonga's becoming guildmaster, as his brother from another mother and father, I should do my part. Here, everyone can have these little trinkets. Before we log off, come to my treasure vault and pick out something you like."

With that, Mu Fengyu led Ulbert and Peroroncino around, handing out little gifts to their companions.

"Wait, are you all serious?"

Momonga felt his stomach hurt even more.

"Ahem. This happened so suddenly that we didn't get Momonga's approval. Does anyone have another candidate? Or does anyone want to run?"

The room fell silent. Only Mu Fengyu proudly raised his hand. Momonga instantly broke into a cold sweat. This felt like the sort of atmosphere you'd only encounter at a company meeting. He knew that if he didn't say something, he'd definitely be elected.

What? Why not consider Mu Fengyu? If he got elected, he'd be taking people to challenge one of the top ten guilds the very next day.

Finally, Momonga raised his hand and said, "Hey, hey, hold on a minute! Isn't this a little sudden, Touch Me? Give everyone a bit more time to think about it."

To his surprise, Ulbert suddenly said, "Nope. I actually think Momonga's perfect for the job. He's online often, he's conscientious, and he has a great personality. Most importantly, he never takes sides when people argue."

Hearing Ulbert, Momonga thought, You betrayed me. I treated you like a brother, and you kicked me into a ditch. He hurriedly said, "Wait, Ulbert. I don't have the confidence to lead everyone like Touch Me does. Besides, Yu could do all the things you just mentioned, too."

Mu Fengyu, whose hand was still raised, immediately puffed out his chest proudly, as if to say, My brother from another mother and father says I can do it. Hurry up and cast all your votes for me.

Everyone rolled their eyes and ignored him in unison. Ulbert continued, "There's no one in this group who wouldn't be willing to help Momonga, right, Yu?"

Ulbert spoke while teasing Mu Fengyu. Everyone nodded in agreement, and Mu Fengyu lowered his hand, crestfallen, muttering, "Hmph. Fine, don't pick me. Momonga can be guildmaster, then."

Watching what was happening, Momonga felt even more anxious. How could he possibly be guildmaster? There were plenty of things he wasn't capable of doing. Why did his companions all believe in him so much?

Besides, how could he take over from someone like Touch Me? Just as he was about to refuse, he noticed four unread messages in his window.

He quickly opened them. The senders were Emerald Tablet, Bukubukuchagama, Bellriver, and Mu Fengyu. He skimmed through the messages. In short, the first said that if anyone other than Momonga became guildmaster, the group would soon split up. The second said they wanted to join another guild with Momonga. The third said they hoped Momonga would become guildmaster.

The last one said that if Momonga didn't become guildmaster, Mu Fengyu would use money to force his way into the position.

All three agreed that having anyone other than Momonga become guildmaster would definitely cause the guild to split apart.

People played games for fun and out of interest. If they couldn't enjoy playing together, they'd inevitably go their separate ways. They'd managed to bring all kinds of companions together, and Momonga hoped they could keep playing together as friends without disbanding.

The three who'd messaged him were either knowledgeable or quick-witted, so Momonga felt their instincts had to be right.

And what kind of person was Mu Fengyu, you ask? He was simply an idiot.