My Bones are Baffled

Touch Me took a deep breath to steady his emotions, then began to explain earnestly.

"Ulbert-san, please hear me out. The reason I proposed dissolving the group is not to abandon everyone, but because I intend to create a guild."

"A guild is fundamentally different from a group. A group's organization is relatively loose, whereas a guild has clearer rules and structures, which will allow our actions to be more planned and efficient."

"We can establish functional departments, such as a combat squad, a logistics squad, an intelligence squad, and so on, allowing everyone to play to their greatest strengths."

"Furthermore, by becoming a guild, we can attract more like-minded partners to join us and strengthen our power."

"In terms of resource allocation and mission rewards, it will also be fairer and more reasonable. This way, we will be better prepared and have a higher success rate when facing challenges like the Great Tomb of Nazarick."

"Think about it, everyone. We have been struggling through adventures all this time. If we could have a more refined organization, our future would be filled with more possibilities."

Upon hearing Touch Me's explanation, the crowd's initial anger and confusion gradually eased, and they began to reflect on his words.

Nishikienrai was the first to speak.

"Touch Me, now that you put it that way, it seems creating a guild does have quite a few benefits. If it can make our adventures run more smoothly, then this change might be worth it."

Bukubukuchagama nodded as well.

"That's right, clearer divisions of labor and fairer resource allocation are indeed very attractive."

Although Ulbert still harbored dissatisfaction in his heart, he had to admit that Touch Me's ideas held some merit. He said, "Fine. Since you can list so many benefits, I will take your word for it for now. But if the guild's development isn't as you described, don't blame me for being blunt. Also, I hope someone else takes on the role of guild master this time."

Touch Me fully agreed with Ulbert's words and said, "Rest assured. Although it might sound strange to say, even if I were nominated for guild master again, I would decline. I know I'm not suited for leadership."

"I would rather focus on combat and exploration, so let someone else take the position."

The group looked at one another, at a loss for who would be more suitable, as everyone had their own doubts. Someone spoke up, "Then who should serve as guild master? Is there anyone willing to take it on or make a recommendation?"

Momonga, who was standing to the side, shared this sentiment. He couldn't think of anyone who could take over the task from such an incredible figure as Touch Me. As he thought about it, he felt the next guild master would truly be pitiable.

At this moment, Touch Me looked at Momonga and said, "Personally, I highly recommend Momonga."

Hearing this, Momonga felt his stomach churn; it was the sound of a stress-induced stomachache.

He couldn't fathom why his name would come up in such a situation. He was just a "salted fish" who loved the World Tree, reeking of the scent of being pickled in the game.

However, his other companions didn't think so. They began to chime in with comments like, "That's not a bad idea" and "If it's Momonga, we can completely trust him." Momonga's three best friends even joined in the clamor.

"Ahem, ahem! Since Momonga is going to be the guild master, as his brother from another mother, I should show some support. Everyone, take these little gadgets to play with for now. Before we log off later, come to my treasure vault and pick out something you like."

As he spoke, Mu Fengyu began walking around with Ulbert and Peroroncino, handing out small gifts to their companions.

"Wait, is everyone actually serious about this?"

At that moment, Momonga felt his stomach ache even more.

"Ahem, because this was so sudden and without Momonga-san's consent, does anyone have other candidates? Or anyone else who wants to run?"

The scene fell into a dead silence. Only Mu Fengyu proudly raised his hand. Momonga instantly felt himself breaking into a cold sweat; it was the kind of atmosphere he only encountered in company meetings. He knew that if he didn't say something now, he would definitely be elected.

What? You ask why he didn't consider Mu Fengyu? If he were to be elected, he would dare to lead people to raid the top ten guilds the very next day.

Finally, Momonga raised his hand and said, "Hey, hey, hey, please wait a second. Touch Me-san, this is too sudden. Give everyone more time to think about it."

Unexpectedly, Ulbert spoke up, "Not at all. I actually think Momonga is very well-suited for this position. He logs on frequently, is meticulous in his work, has a great personality, and most importantly, he never favors anyone during arguments."

Hearing Ulbert's words, Momonga silently thought, You're betraying me! I treat you like a brother, and you kick me into a ditch. He hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, Ulbert. I don't have the confidence to lead everyone like Touch Me, and everything you mentioned, Yu could do as well."

Mu Fengyu, who was still holding his hand up, immediately puffed out his chest proudly, as if to say, My brother from another mother says I can do it, so why don't you hurry up and vote for me?

The group rolled their eyes at him and collectively ignored him. Ulbert continued, "There isn't anyone in this group who wouldn't be willing to assist Momonga, right? Isn't that right, Yu?"

Ulbert teased Mu Fengyu as he spoke, and everyone nodded in agreement. Mu Fengyu lowered his hand, looking dejected, and muttered to himself, "Hmph, forget it if you aren't picking me. Momonga being guild master is fine too."

Seeing what was unfolding before him, Momonga felt even more anxious. He wondered how he could possibly serve as guild master—he had countless things he couldn't handle, and he couldn't understand why his companions were so unified in their approval of him.

Besides, how could he possibly replace a figure like Touch Me? Just as he was about to refuse, he noticed four unread messages in his window.

He quickly opened them and found that the senders were Emerald Tablet, Bukubukuchagama, Bellriver, and Mu Fengyu. He quickly scanned the messages. In summary:

The first one said that if anyone other than Momonga became guild master, the group would soon split. The second expressed a desire to follow Momonga to another guild. The third hoped Momonga would accept the position.

The last one said that if Momonga didn't become guild master, he would use his wealth to force his way into power.

All three agreed that having anyone other than Momonga as guild master would certainly lead to the guild's collapse.

People played games for entertainment and interest; if they couldn't play together, a breakup was inevitable. It was rare to have such a diverse group of companions gathered together, and Momonga himself hoped they could keep playing together in a friendly manner without dissolving.

As for the three who messaged him, they were either incredibly knowledgeable or quick-witted, so Momonga felt their intuition couldn't be wrong.

As for what kind of person Mu Fengyu was? He was just someone who lacked a brain.