Classroom of the Elite: Clown? No, I'm Jiahao

[Jiahao] + [Ultimate Show-Off] + [Trying Not to Laugh]

A tornado tears through a parking lot, sending Uchiha into the world of Classroom of the Elite, where he awakens a system. He expects to marry a rich beauty and reach the pinnacle of life.

Instead, he gets the Boundless Swagger System.

And so Uchiha, aspiring idol, begins a series of utterly unhinged performance-art stunts...

A stroll through a torrential downpour!

Kushida: "That's so Jiahao!"

Uchiha: "What's 'that's so Jiahao' supposed to mean? Never heard it. I've been focused on the situation in the Middle East, A-shares, oil, and gold lately. I really can't keep up with what young people are into anymore."

The handsome guy shudders, as if he's caught the scent of one of his own: "Ultra Instinct Jiahao."

Ayanokoji presses his lips together, desperately trying not to laugh.

The whole school is howling: "Is there something wrong with his brain? Running laps in a downpour? What a clown!"

Uchiha: "Didn't they say Jiahao spawns on the track when it rains? I've run several laps and still haven't spotted him. My abs are soaked and it's just... you know what I mean? laughs through tears"

Clack-

A student ID falls from his waist. Ayanokoji picks it up, takes one look, and finally loses it-

Name: Uchiha Jiahao

So you're Jiahao himself!!!

"No way!!!" Everyone freezes. "How did that downpour not get you wet?"

Uchiha Jiahao: "Your swagger level isn't high enough. You'll never reach my realm."

It's not like he can tell them he has the superpower Rain Curtain Isolation...

Every student and teacher at the school: "..."