Tsunade? Found You!

Handsome guys in front of their phone screens!

Beautiful ladies in front of their phone screens!

This story has an outrageous premise,

Remember:

Was it Mito who cheated on Hashirama?

Or did Hashirama raise someone else's child with Mito?

"So big, so white?!!"

"Beautiful girls... there are so many of them!!"

"Lolis!"

"Mature beauties!"

"The Naruto world is truly amazing."

Inside a certain restaurant!

A handsome man with flowing hair and a dashing appearance held a steamed bun in his hand!

He was using his lustful eyes to size up the beauties inside the restaurant!

"I've searched through so many entertainment districts, but I still can't find Tsunade!"

This man was named Shao Nan!!!

He was a transmigrator, currently all by himself.

His goal this time was to find one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha Village.

Lady Tsunade! Princess Tsunade!!

Shao Nan was a Naruto fan who spent his days at home alone, enjoying the beauties from the series!

A few months ago, Shao Nan was at home watching the 720th and final episode of Naruto!

Under the cherry blossom trees, Hinata, who usually didn't care for makeup, was heavily made up in this episode.

Wearing a white wedding dress, her wavy hair was adorned with a pure white flower.

The once shy and timid girl was full of feminine charm in the final episode.

"Why am I not the protagonist?!!!"

"If I were the protagonist, I'd have to fight the beauties of the ninja world for three hundred rounds!"

After watching this scene, Shao Nan picked up the tissues next to his computer.

He stood up, checked the window, and pulled the curtains shut!

Just as he was about to exert his strength for a miracle!

The entire room began to spin at high speed, everything turned into nothingness, and then he fell rapidly!

Boundless darkness, as if he were suspended in an abyss!

[Ding, transmigration to the Naruto world successful!]

[Transmigration time: March, 60th year of Konoha. Naruto world, the year Naruto Uzumaki graduates from the ninja academy, the year dreams begin!]

[Transmigration location: An unknown small village in the Village Hidden in the Waterfall.]

[Transmigration character: Uchiha Shao Nan.]

[Character profile: Parents absent, mysterious origin! Living with his great-grandmother!]

[Details: Possesses Senju bloodline, Uchiha bloodline, Uzumaki bloodline. Three bloodlines in one! Full-attribute chakra.]

[Ninjutsu: Chakra Refinement Technique. Precision Chakra Control Technique.]

I wasn't just daydreaming about Hinata, was I? What's going on, little brother!

Oh! So I transmigrated, and the system is giving me prompts!

Life is unpredictable!!!

Now it's my turn to transmigrate!

Listening to the system's introduction, this body seems super strong!

It has three powerful bloodlines from the Naruto world!

"System, are these three bloodlines of yours authentic?"

[Products from the system are top-tier! He truly possesses them, passed down through genetics!]

Genetics? Shao Nan didn't quite understand, so he continued to ask.

"System, the genetics you're talking about, is it the proper kind, or the improper kind!"

[Host, please refrain from being overly wordy! Shall I open the Newbie Gift Pack!]

This generation of systems isn't very good! If I ask a few extra questions, it complains!

"Open the Newbie Gift Pack."

[Newbie Gift Pack opened successfully, obtained the following rewards!]

[Senju Super Strength! Its power is twice that of Tsunade's super strength!]

[Transmigrator cheat: Infinite Chakra!]

[Special system skill: Genjutsu · Charm. Can be used twice every month.]

[Genjutsu · Charm allows the target to fall in love with the host unknowingly, and it cannot be dispelled!]

[Note: Only effective on the opposite sex!]

[Reminder to the host: Please do not forget your original intention for the Naruto world!!!]

"My original intention? The beauties of the ninja world?"

Does the gift pack have to be this generous!

I originally thought Tsunade's super strength was already peerless.

Whose power is this, to be so ferocious!

[Senju Super Strength belongs to Hashirama Senju.]

Shao Nan suddenly realized!

So it was that man!!!

With this power, and no shortage of chakra.

It's simply invincible!

Doesn't this mean I can stand at the pinnacle of the ninja world?

And there's even the Genjutsu · Charm that rivals Kotoamatsukami!

The system is right, my goal is the beauties of the ninja world!

First step, I must go to Konoha immediately to find Hinata; what kind of trashy place is the Village Hidden in the Waterfall anyway.

Light flickered, washing away the darkness before his eyes.

Shao Nan opened his eyes and found himself kneeling on the ground, tears streaming down his face! And there was a bed in front of him.

"??? What is going on!"

He saw a red-haired old woman with a wrinkled face lying paralyzed on the bed.

"Shao Nan! Come here, great-grandmother has a secret to tell you."

Just after arriving, he heard a heaven-shaking secret from the old woman!

When this old woman was young, she had a one-night stand with Hashirama Senju of Konoha Village!

The two only met that one day in their entire lives!

But Hashirama Senju didn't know! From this old woman, he left behind a descendant!

I have to say, Hashirama Senju was a man of passion!

He also learned that this body, his mother, had combined with an Uchiha and given birth to him.

Later, she left him in this mountain village and never appeared again.

"I'm sorry, I never told you, but the Uchiha clan was massacred. Your father and mother couldn't escape it either."

The great-grandmother wept as she spoke.

"Great-grandmother is going now! I want you to return to Konoha to acknowledge your ancestors and return to the clan.

After I die, take my ashes back to Konoha and find a chance to bury them on top of Hashirama's Hokage Rock.

Shao Nan, you look exactly like Hashirama, so much alike.

You must become a more outstanding person than Hashirama, do you understand?

These are all great-grandmother's wishes!!!"

A photo appeared in the great-grandmother's hand, but as she tried to pass it over, it fell limply in the air, and her eyes closed instantly.

The photo was still tightly held between the great-grandmother's fingers!

Uchiha Shao Nan said involuntarily.

"Great-grandmother, I will definitely fulfill your wish!"

Then, a scarlet flash crossed his clear black eyes.

The Sharingan awakened instantly!

Three tomoe were distributed within his pupils!

Uchiha Shao Nan was shocked; it seemed only the Sage of Six Paths had awakened the three-tomoe Sharingan directly!

Furthermore, that last sentence hadn't come from his own mouth.

Just then, a gale began to howl, and the oil lamp in the room flickered out!

A void-like silhouette floated before him!

It emitted a voice filled with resentment!

"Help me once. Fulfill my great-grandmother's final wish."

"Otherwise, I will curse you!"

Poisonous purple veins appeared on Shao Nan's right hand, spreading across his body and closing in on his heart!

Shao Nan was stunned. He had just transmigrated, and this was what he got?

Haunted by a curse, and one that cursed others? That was unacceptable! He hadn't even met the beauties of the ninja world yet!

"Brother, let's talk this out! There's no need for this. I'll help you, I'll help you. I swear on my life!"

"Tracing my roots and burying ashes, I can understand that, but what do you mean by becoming someone even more outstanding than Senju Hashirama?"

"Restore the glory of the Senju clan!"

After the void-like figure finished speaking, it dissipated into nothingness!

The gale stopped, and the oil lamp relit, illuminating the room.

The poisonous purple veins on his body vanished, returning him to his original state!

Suddenly, a flash of red light appeared over his heart!

He opened his clothes to see a scarlet spider lily pattern engraved there.

It then sank into his heart and vanished beneath the surface of his skin.

At that moment, the system's voice echoed.

[Main quest issued]
[Return to Konoha and trace your roots]
[Quest reward: Locked-HP skill (passive), Senju Hashirama's prime-era regenerative ability!]

[Side quest issued]
[Bury the great-grandmother's ashes on the First Hokage's stone face in Konoha.]
[Quest reward: X-ray vision skill! Includes but is not limited to people, clothing, and buildings. Skill range: 500 meters. Can only be used for ten minutes per day.]

Shao Nan gasped in pleasant surprise. This system was truly top-tier.

With Senju Hashirama's prime-era regenerative ability, as long as his head was still attached, he couldn't die!

Although the rewards were generous, the most important one was the X-ray vision skill.

But would ten minutes be a bit too short?

Plus, with the three-tomoe Sharingan awakened by his original body, wouldn't he be unstoppable?

As long as it wasn't Eight Gates Might Guy, the hacker Obito, or god-tier Pain/Nagato, he could do whatever he wanted!

"Beauties of the ninja world, wait for me!"

Shao Nan walked to the bed and picked up the photo in the great-grandmother's hand.

He flipped it over and saw, to his shock, a photo of Senju Hashirama with a red-haired girl.

Uchiha Shao Nan couldn't help but curse under his breath, "Old cow eating tender grass!"

Two names were written on the back of the photo.

One was Senju Hashirama!

The other was Uzumaki Mizuchi!

The next day, with the village chief's help, he cremated his great-grandmother. Shao Nan took the ashes and began his journey to Konoha!

"System, for the 'trace your roots' quest, does it mean I just need to write my name in the Senju clan genealogy?"

[Yes, but it must be recognized by someone from the Senju clan who signs your name for it to be considered complete.]

"Writing 'Uchiha' in the Senju genealogy? That's ridiculous, right? Would they even agree?"

After asking this, he waited a long time, but the system didn't reply!

"System, I have the blood of three lineages; can I call myself Senju Shao Nan or Uzumaki Shao Nan?"

[Ding. Yes, you can.]

Was there anyone from the Senju clan left besides Tsunade?

For the sake of the quest, while on his way to Konoha, Shao Nan staked out various entertainment districts in search of Tsunade!

Along the way, he marveled at the diverse customs of the ninja world.

Later, he arrived at this restaurant, watching the beauties and eating steamed buns!

Clatter!

The sound of tableware being knocked over caught Shao Nan's attention!

He saw the restaurant chef chasing after a child in rags, face covered in dust.

"Thief, stop! Don't run!"

"Are you stupid? You know I'm a thief, and you're telling me to stop!"

The ragged child held a small cloth bag in his hand; it was bulging, and at a glance, it clearly contained plenty of food!

The child's eyes darted toward the backpack beside Shao Nan. With a flash, he snatched the bag and ran toward the door with lightning speed.

Shao Nan, who had intended to just watch the show, was forced to become a participant!

"Thief, stop! Don't run!"

Shao Nan dropped his steamed bun, reluctantly left the beauty in the restaurant, and chased after the thief without looking back.

Through winding alleys and eighteen streets later.

The restaurant owner gave up, stopping in the road, panting for breath. He was cursing a blue streak!

Shao Nan was also surprised; could a kid really run this fast?

After chasing for a few more streets.

Bang!

Shao Nan heard the sound of a collision ahead.

A rich, mature female voice drifted out from the alley.

"Which blind brat dared to bump into me!"

Shao Nan froze in his tracks. This voice was none other than Tsunade's from the world of Naruto.

Tsunade wore green clothing with the character for "Bet" on the back!

Her slightly dull, light-yellow hair was tied into two small ponytails behind her, draping over her shoulders!

Tsunade held the thief in one hand and walked out, rubbing her magnificent bosom with the other!

Shao Nan couldn't help but marvel: So big!

"Shizune, kill this brat!"

Shizune, who was following behind Tsunade, instantly panicked, waving her arms as if she wanted to jump, and shouted frantically.

"Lady Tsunade, please don't scare the child! Besides, we were the ones who rushed out of the casino..."