A handsome hunk in front of the phone screen!
A beautiful babe in front of the phone screen!
This story has an outrageous premise,
so keep this in mind:
Was it that Mito had cheated on Hashirama,
or that Hashirama had taken Mito in after someone else?
"So big, and so white?!!"
"So many beautiful girls...!!"
"Lolis!"
"Older women!"
"The Naruto World is amazing."
Inside a restaurant!
A handsome, refined young man with flowing hair held a big white steamed bun in his hand!
His colorful eyes roamed over the beauties in the restaurant!
"I've been to so many entertainment venues, but I still haven't seen Tsunade!"
This man was named Shao Nan!!!
He was a transmigrator, and now he was all alone.
His purpose this time was to find one of Konoha's Sannin.
Tsunade! Princess Tsunade!!
Shao Nan was a Naruto fan. Every day, he'd watch the beautiful women in Naruto by himself at home for fun!
A few months ago, Shao Nan had been watching the final episode of Naruto, episode 720, at home!
Beneath the cherry trees, Hinata, who usually didn't wear makeup, was heavily made up in this episode.
She wore a white dress, and a pure white flower adorned her long, wavy hair.
The shy, bashful girl from before was brimming with womanly charm in the final episode.
"Why couldn't I be the protagonist!!!"
"If I were the protagonist, whenever I met a beauty in the Ninja World, I'd have to battle her for three hundred rounds!"
After seeing this scene, Shao Nan picked up the tissues beside his computer.
He stood up, checked the window, then drew the curtains!
Just as he was about to make a powerful breakthrough!
The entire room began spinning rapidly. Everything faded into nothingness, and then he plummeted at high speed!
Endless darkness surrounded him, as if he'd fallen into an abyss!
[ Ding, successful transmigration to the Naruto World! ]
[Time of transmigration: March, Year 60 of Konoha. Naruto World. The year Naruto Uzumaki graduated from the Ninja Academy—the year the dream began!]
[Transmigration location: an unknown village in Takigakure.]
[Transmigrated character: Uchiha Shao Nan.]
[Character profile: Parents absent, mysterious background! Lives with his great-great-grandmother!]
[Details: Possesses the Senju Bloodline, Uchiha bloodline, and Uzumaki Bloodline. All three bloodlines in one! Chakra of all nature types.]
[Ninjutsu: Chakra Extraction Technique. Precise Chakra Control Technique.]
Wasn't I just fantasizing about Hinata? What's going on, little bro!
Oh! So I'd transmigrated, and the system was giving me a rundown!
Life really was unpredictable!!!
Now it was my turn to transmigrate!
From the system's introduction, this body seemed incredibly powerful!
It had three of the strongest bloodlines in Naruto!
"System, are these three bloodlines of yours the real deal?"
[Everything produced by the system is top quality! The body truly possesses them, passed down through heredity!]
Heredity? Shao Nan didn't quite understand, so he asked,
"System, by heredity, do you mean the proper kind or the improper kind?"
[Host, please don't ramble on! Would you like to open the beginner's gift pack?]
The systems these days were no good! You couldn't even ask a few questions without them complaining!
"Open the beginner's gift pack."
[Beginner's gift pack opened successfully. You have received the following rewards!]
[Senju Monster Strength! Twice as powerful as Tsunade's Chakra Enhanced Strength!]
[Transmigrator's cheat: Unlimited Chakra!]
[Special system skill: Genjutsu: Enchantment. Can be used twice per month.]
[Genjutsu: Enchantment can make the target fall in love with the host without realizing it, and the effect cannot be dispelled!]
[Note: Only effective on the opposite sex!]
[Host, please remember your original purpose in the Naruto World!!!]
"My original purpose? The beauties of the Ninja World?"
Was the gift pack always this generous!
He'd thought Tsunade's Chakra Enhanced Strength was already unrivaled.
Whose strength was this? It was unbelievably fierce!
[Senju Monster Strength belongs to Hashirama Senju.]
Shao Nan suddenly understood!
So it was that guy!!!
With this power, and no shortage of chakra,
I'd be invincible!
Wouldn't I be able to stand at the top of the Ninja World?
And Genjutsu: Enchantment was comparable to Kotoamatsukami!
The system was right. My goal was the beauties of the Ninja World!
First things first: I had to hurry to Konoha and find Hinata. What kind of dump was Takigakure anyway?
A flash of light swept away the darkness before his eyes.
Shao Nan opened his eyes and found himself kneeling on the floor, tears streaming down his face! There was also a bed in front of him.
"??? What's going on!"
On the bed lay a red-haired old woman with a face full of wrinkles.
"Shao Nan! Come here. Great-great-grandma has a secret to tell you."
He'd just arrived, and the old woman had already told him an earth-shattering secret!
When she was young, the old woman had once spent a night with Hashirama Senju of Konoha!
That had been the only time the two of them had ever met!
And Hashirama Senju had never known that he'd left a descendant behind with the old woman!
There was no denying that Hashirama Senju was a man of passion!
He also learned that the mother of this body—his mother—had gotten together with an Uchiha and given birth to him.
Later, she'd left him in this mountain village and never appeared again.
"I'm sorry I never told you. The Uchiha Clan was massacred. Your father and mother didn't make it either."
As the old woman spoke, she wept bitterly.
"Great-great-grandma's time is up! I want you to return to Konoha and reclaim your roots.
After I die, take my ashes back to Konoha and find a chance to bury them atop Hashirama's Kage Rock.
Shao Nan, you look exactly like Hashirama. You're so alike.
You must become someone even greater than Hashirama, understand?
These are all Great-great-grandma's wishes!!!"
A photograph appeared in Great-great-grandma's hand. As she tried to pass it to him, it slipped from her fingers, and her eyes closed in an instant.
The photo was still clutched tightly between Great-great-grandma's fingers!
Uchiha Shao Nan spoke without thinking.
"Great-great-grandma, I'll make your wish come true!"
Then scarlet flashed across his clear, black eyes.
His Sharingan awakened in an instant!
Three Tomoe appeared in his pupils!
Uchiha Shao Nan was stunned. As far as he knew, the only person who'd ever awakened the Three-Tomoe Sharingan instantly was the Sage of Six Paths!
And he hadn't been the one to say those words just now.
Just then, a fierce wind howled and blew out the oil lamp in the room!
A shadowy figure floated before him!
Its voice sounded full of resentment!
"Help me fulfill my great-great-grandmother's wish."
"Otherwise, I'll curse you!"
Toxic purple markings appeared on Uchiha Shao Nan's right hand and spread across his body, heading straight for his heart!
Shao Nan was shocked. He'd just transmigrated, and this was what he got???
He was being haunted by a Curse Grudge, and now he was supposed to get cursed too? That was too much! He hadn't even seen any of the Ninja World's beauties yet!
"Brother, let's talk this out! No need to go that far. I'll help you, I'll help you. I swear!!!"
"I can understand reclaiming your roots and burying the ashes, but what do you mean, become someone even greater than Hashirama Senju?"
"Restore the glory of the Senju Clan!"
After the shadowy figure spoke, it vanished!
The wind stopped, and the oil lamp lit again, illuminating the room.
The toxic purple markings on his body also disappeared, and he returned to normal!
Suddenly, a red glow appeared over his heart!
He opened his shirt and saw a crimson spider lily symbol etched into his skin.
It sank into his heart and disappeared beneath the surface of his skin.
Just then, the system spoke.
[Main quest issued.]
[Return to Konoha and reclaim your roots.]
[Quest reward: Blood Lock skill (passive), the self-healing ability Hashirama Senju had at his peak!]
[Side quest issued.]
[Bury Great-great-grandma's ashes atop the First's Rock.]
[Quest reward: X-Ray Vision! Can see people, clothing, buildings, and more. Range: 500 meters. Can only be used for ten minutes per day.]
Shao Nan sucked in a delighted breath. This system was seriously generous.
The self-healing ability Hashirama Senju had at his peak meant that as long as his head was still there, he wouldn't die!!!
The rewards were incredibly generous, but the most important thing was X-Ray Vision!
Though, wasn't ten minutes a little short?!
And with the Three-Tomoe Sharingan his original body had awakened, I could walk around like I owned the place, right?
As long as I didn't run into Might Guy, the cheat Obito, or Itachi Uchiha and Nagato!
I could do whatever I wanted!
"Beauties of the Ninja World, wait for me!!!"
Shao Nan walked over to the bed and took the photo from Great-great-grandma's hand.
He looked it over. It was a photograph of Hashirama Senju and a red-haired girl.
Uchiha Shao Nan couldn't help cursing. The old man was robbing the cradle!
There were two names on the back of the photo.
One was Hashirama Senju!
The other was Uzumaki Mizuchi!
The next day, with the village chief's help, Shao Nan had Great-great-grandma cremated. Then he set off for Konoha with her ashes!
"System, for the quest to reclaim my roots, do I just need to write my name in the Senju Clan's family register?"
[Yes, but someone from the Senju Clan must acknowledge you and sign your name for the quest to count as complete.]
"Write Uchiha in the Senju Clan's family register? That's ridiculous. Would they even agree?"
He got no answer from the system for a long time!
"System, I have all three bloodlines. I can call myself Shao Nan Senju or Shao Nan Uzumaki too, right?"
[Ding. Yes.]
Besides Tsunade, were there any other members of the Senju Clan?
For the sake of the quest, Shao Nan also kept an eye on all the entertainment venues along his way to Konoha, looking for Tsunade!
Along the way, he marveled at the endless charms of the Naruto World.
Eventually, he arrived at this restaurant, where he watched the beauties and ate big white steamed buns!!!
Clatter!
The racket of cutlery being knocked over caught Shao Nan's attention!
A restaurant chef was chasing after a child dressed in rags, his face caked with dirt.
"Thief! Stop right there!"
"Are you stupid? You know I'm a thief, and you're still telling me to stop!"
The ragged child clutched a small cloth bag, bulging with what had to be plenty of food!!!
The child's gaze swept over the backpack beside Shao Nan. In a flash, he snatched it and darted toward the door at top speed.
Shao Nan had only meant to watch the show, but now he'd been dragged into it!
"Thief! Stop right there!"
Shao Nan dropped his big white bun, reluctantly let go of the beauty in the restaurant, and chased after the thief without looking back.
After winding this way and that through eighteen streets...
The restaurant owner gave up the chase, stopping in the road, panting and cursing up a storm!
Shao Nan was amazed, too. Could a kid really run that fast?
After chasing for a few more streets...
"Bang!"
Shao Nan heard a collision up ahead.
A mature, alluring woman's voice came from an alley.
"Which blind brat just ran into me?!"
Shao Nan froze in place. That was Tsunade's voice, from the Naruto World.
Tsunade wore a green outfit with the character "Gamble" on it!
Her slightly dull, pale-yellow hair was tied into two little ponytails at the back, falling behind her shoulders!
Tsunade walked out, holding the thief up with one hand while rubbing her magnificent breasts.
Shao Nan couldn't help exclaiming, "They're huge!!!"
"Shizune, kill this brat!"
Shizune, following behind Tsunade, flailed about as if she were about to leap into the air, shouting frantically.
"Lady Tsunade, please stop scaring the child! Besides, we just rushed out of the casino..."
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