The Road Ahead Is Long and Arduous

Jin was three years old! During this time, he had been going crazy, utterly unable to think of a good solution! The Gale Technique could only be practiced by himself! Five hundred thousand—another five hundred thousand times. He worked at it day and night! If anyone could keep doing one thing for an entire year, they would earn Jin's worship. The kind where he bowed down in complete admiration! Jin kept saying, "I'm so stupid! Why didn't I make the skills overpowered when I created them? A level-one skill that was already level ten! I'm such a pig! If that old man gave me another chance, I'd definitely set the maximum level of every skill to be available at level one! Dear old man, save me!"

Far away in the starry sky, atop a cliff, an old man with white hair and a white beard suddenly sneezed. "Damn it, who's cursing me again? There are too many people on Earth, all wanting to transmigrate. I can sneeze ten thousand times a day!"

A frightened seventeen- or eighteen-year-old youth knelt before the white-bearded old man. "Immortal, please! Send me back!"

"Too late." The white-bearded old man sighed. "Your luck is truly terrible! Just experience life properly!"

A vicious glint appeared in the youth's eyes. He kicked toward the white-bearded old man's groin. The old man smiled faintly. "Hahaha, I've finally found an heir!"

The youth's kick landed squarely. Startled, he said, "What? You're a eunuch!"

The white-bearded old man snapped, "No, no! You should say—you're a eunuch too! Stop pretending. You're a eunuch too! Back then, I fucking accidentally sent someone into the Naruto world! That damned guy! He made me suffer horribly!"

Jin suddenly sneezed more than ten times and cursed, "Damn it, that old man must be unable to satisfy me, so now he wants to watch me make a fool of myself. I'll fucking show you the power of hard work and diligence. What hand seals, what taijutsu? What did I used to do? Magic tricks, Tai Chi, broadsword play—I was a master of all three. Though there were still more than ten ranks above master. But in this world, I should count as someone formidable too, right? Starting today, I'll begin practicing. I can make a little money with magic tricks later, teach people Tai Chi and open a martial arts school or something, perform on street stalls—then I won't have to worry about food and clothes. Let that old man go to hell!"

Itachi was practicing hand seals elsewhere. If he had been standing beside Jin now, he would have been shocked to discover that Jin's hand-seal speed was nearing five per second, and that was only because Jin had deliberately slowed down to accommodate this body's abilities. As he practiced, Jin thought, If I could make money at this speed, I'd be a millionaire tomorrow! Sigh, magic really is better! I can even court Hinata in the future. Today, I'll practice the things I used to know first! Magic doesn't exist in this world. When I'm short on money later, I can put on a touring show, earn some tips, become a star or something! Sigh, having too many abilities is troublesome too! I don't even know which direction to develop in! Old man in the sky, don't you feel like crying when you see me like this? Jin did not know that the old man could not even cry now. The reason was that he and that youth were spying on some women's bathhouse in their time and space, watching with absolutely no interest whatsoever!

Perhaps there really was such a thing as telepathy in this world. Jin was practicing the Gale Technique when he suddenly felt a pair of eyes looking at him from afar. Jin hurriedly squatted down and played with some ants. More than ten minutes later, that feeling gradually disappeared. Jin looked up at the sky and cursed, "Damn Third Hokage, why are you watching me? Why aren't you peeping into the women's bathhouse? Did you become a eunuch or something? Oh ho ho ho! Good, then! I'll have Naruto use the Sexy Technique on you every day in the future! I'll depress you to death!"

The Third Hokage was puffing away at his pipe when he suddenly sneezed. A mouthful of smoke choked him badly, and he coughed several times before recovering. Stroking his pipe, he said, "Who's cursing me? I only peeked at the women's bathhouse. They can't be cursing me to become a eunuch, can they? That's too cruel. Then I'd better get my fill of looking first." The image in the crystal ball shifted, revealing the interior of a women's bathhouse. The Third Hokage's nosebleed instantly sprayed out as he kept muttering, "Exciting! So exciting!"

"Mother, you're back! Did you bring anything tasty?" Jin asked his mother.

"Little Jin only knows how to eat. Then let me see how your studies are going. If you haven't done well, you won't get any food!" She gently picked Jin up and teased him.

"Then forget it! I'm going to play with Hinata." Jin struggled to get free from his mother's embrace.

"All right, all right, I won't test you. Here, take this and eat!" His mother smiled kindly.

Jin drooled at the sight of that pile of food. After hiding it away, he quickly ran toward the Hyuga Clan. Uchiha Mikoto watched Jin's retreating figure with a gratified smile, then headed toward Sasuke's room.

In the blink of an eye, Jin returned to the house holding Hinata's hand. Then he took out all the food and happily said, "My mother brought this back. Let's eat it together!" This is a great move. I'll touch her so deeply that when she grows up, she'll fall in love with me, hehehe. Then I'll act reserved for a bit and pretend to reluctantly accept. Once our relationship is confirmed, I'll marry her. If Hiashi refuses, I'll just take her by force. I refuse to believe I can't beat him. If I can't beat him, I'll throw money at him until he agrees.

The two chatted as they ate.

"Brother Jin, is this the training you talked about? Didn't you already defeat Naruto?" Hinata asked.

"Um, that, that wasn't it! The training I meant isn't this. It's something else!" Jin explained.

"Oh! Brother Jin is amazing. You have so many things to train in. I can only train in one." Hinata spoke enviously.

Jin smiled helplessly. "I actually wish I could be like you and train in only one thing, but my responsibility is very heavy. Sigh, you wouldn't understand even if I told you now! Work hard! I've run into a problem with my training recently. A year from now, I'll take you to that fun place again!"

"I'll work hard. I have to help Brother Jin. Father said that I'm Brother Jin's wife!" Hinata made up her mind.

The road ahead is long and arduous! The clan massacre seems like it's coming soon too! I'll get rid of the enemies within first. Danzo, wait for my attack! Jin's heart vented wildly.

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