Naruto: Uchiha Clan Head, Starting with Marrying Tsunade
Chapter 48

Snacks Sweep the Four Great Nations

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After listening to the Root ninja's report.

Danzo was utterly stunned, filled with confusion:

"What!"

"The Uchiha Clan actually escaped the plight of poverty?"

"Baijiu, Pissing Beef Balls...?"

"They made the Uchiha Clan wealthy?"

Ever since Danzo began following the Second Hokage, Tobirama.

The Uchiha Clan had long been ostracized in Konoha Village.

Most Uchiha clansmen had always lived difficult, impoverished lives.

Orochimaru spoke slowly and coldly:

"This new Uchiha Clan Head is truly quite capable."

"Hehehe! I'm becoming more and more curious about him!"

Danzo twisted his aged face, his heart filled with resentment toward baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls:

"Damn Uchiha Snack Shop!"

"Damn baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls!"

"They haven't merely made the Uchiha Clan prosperous."

"What's even more frightening is that the Uchiha Clan's popularity and prestige in Konoha Village are gradually rising as well."

"At this rate, the Uchiha Clan, which has long been marginalized, will also rise in status within Konoha Village..."

The more Danzo thought about it... the more furiously he clenched his fists, his gaze vicious.

Orochimaru gave a low, slow sneer:

"Lord Danzo, your enemy is Uchiha Gōka, not baijiu or Pissing Beef Balls!"

"Hehehe!"

"Baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls are very popular in Konoha Village!"

"Especially that baijiu. Its fragrance is truly intoxicating."

Danzo Shimura glared with his dead-fish eyes, his gaze savage as he ground his teeth:

"Hmph!"

"We can't let the Uchiha Clan keep fooling around like this!"

"I must find a way to teach the Uchiha Clan a lesson!"

"If we allow the Uchiha Clan to keep accumulating popularity and prestige."

"By the time the Uchiha Clan's status in Konoha Village also rises..."

"Konoha will be turned upside down!"

"No! I have to find Sarutobi!"

With that, Danzo Shimura left Root's underground secret experimental base with Orochimaru.

They hurried toward the Third Hokage's office building.

Meanwhile.

In order to expand into the markets of other villages...

Uchiha Setsuna led a large number of the Uchiha Clan's finest.

After a long journey.

Their footprints covered all Four Great Nations—the Land of Lightning, the Land of Earth, the Land of Wind, and the Land of Water.

In truth, Uchiha Setsuna was a treacherous and cunning man. He had inherited Madara's will and was one of the Uchiha Clan's hawks.

He had always yearned to seize back authority from the Senju Clan.

But over the years.

Under Konoha's harsh policy of exclusion, the Uchiha clansmen had gradually grown accustomed to it, even numb to it.

Because of this, Uchiha Setsuna had once become disheartened, even fallen into despair.

But now, a genius had suddenly emerged within the clan—Uchiha Gōka.

This allowed Uchiha Setsuna to see a glimmer of hope for "restoring the Uchiha Clan's former glory."

The flame in Uchiha Setsuna's heart began burning once more.

Therefore, the treacherous and cunning Uchiha Setsuna deeply revered Clan Head Karmic Fire.

Whenever Clan Head Karmic Fire gave an order.

Uchiha Setsuna always obeyed without question, giving it his all and not daring to be the slightest bit negligent.

This time, he was leading the Uchiha Clan's best to other villages to establish Uchiha Snack Shop branches.

Uchiha Setsuna did not waste a moment, acting swiftly and decisively.

Not long afterward.

On the central streets of the Four Great Nations.

Well-located shops suddenly appeared—Uchiha Snack Shop.

Uchiha Setsuna stationed several Uchiha clansmen in each village to manage the newly opened Uchiha Snack Shop branches.

The Uchiha Snack Shop branches in the Four Great Nations appeared out of nowhere and began operating.

For a time, baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls swept through the Four Great Nations.

In a short period of time, they won the enthusiastic support of the villagers everywhere and gained immense popularity.

Uchiha Snack Shop became the hottest topic of conversation in the streets and alleys of the Four Great Nations.

As baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls became wildly popular throughout the Four Great Nations.

The Uchiha Clan's popularity and prestige also gradually rose across the Four Great Nations.

At the same time.

Uchiha Snack Shop gradually drew the attention of the Raikage, Tsuchikage, Kazekage, and Mizukage.

Hidden Cloud Village, the Third Raikage's office.

Several bottles of baijiu and a bowl of Pissing Beef Balls sat on the Raikage's desk.

The Third Raikage, A, picked up a bottle of baijiu from the desk and gulped it down:

"Oh! This is pretty good!"

"It's quite spicy too!"

"These baijiu have different strengths and different flavors."

"Strong aroma, sauce aroma, light aroma, rice aroma..."

The Third Raikage, A, seemed to take a liking to baijiu at once, his eyes filled with curiosity.

His subordinate reported:

"Lord Raikage, the Uchiha Clan of Konoha Village has opened Uchiha Snack Shop in Hidden Cloud Village."

"They are selling baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls."

"These two snacks have already caused a huge sensation in Hidden Cloud Village."

"Our villagers are extremely fond of them."

The Raikage raised his head with a cold gaze and pondered for a moment:

"The Uchiha Clan?"

"That clan is heavily ostracized in Konoha."

"Why have they suddenly started running snack shops?"

His subordinate continued asking:

"Should we allow the Uchiha Clan to operate their snack shop in Hidden Cloud Village?"

The Raikage answered without hesitation:

"The Uchiha Clan provides our Hidden Cloud Village with fine liquor and those Pissing Beef Balls."

"They are conducting legitimate business."

"What reason do we have to stop them?"

Hidden Rock Village, the Tsuchikage's office building.

The Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, stared intently at the baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls on his desk.

"Kitsuchi, are you saying that the Uchiha Clan suddenly began selling these things in our village?"

Onoki's son—Kitsuchi—nodded gently.

"Yes, Father."

"Moreover, I tested them. None of these things are poisonous."

Onoki's brows shot up:

"Hm?"

"What is the Uchiha Clan up to?"

"Do they also sell this baijiu and these Pissing Beef Balls in Konoha Village?"

Onoki's disciple—Akatsuchi—spoke up to report:

"According to intelligence sent back by the spies Hidden Rock Village planted in Konoha Village."

"The Uchiha Clan also sells baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls in Konoha Village."

"And they are extremely popular there."

"The Uchiha Clan seems to be promoting baijiu and Pissing Beef Balls solely to make money."

The Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, tasted the baijiu.

The moment it went down his throat.

His eyes trembled slightly.

"This flavor is intensely spicy. How peculiar!"

Onoki examined the baijiu in his hand, savoring it carefully, unable to stop relishing the aftertaste.

After a moment, Onoki set down the baijiu in his hand.

Then he swallowed an entire Pissing Beef Ball.

At this moment, Onoki's son—Kitsuchi—spoke:

"Father, according to intelligence from our spies, Konoha Village also has a Yehuo Snack Shop..."

As he spoke.

The Pissing Beef Ball in Onoki's mouth burst with juice!

In an instant, a large spray of liquid shot from Onoki's mouth.

It splashed across Kitsuchi and Akatsuchi's faces.

Onoki's expression froze. He covered his mouth, his face full of shock and embarrassment.

Kitsuchi seemed already accustomed to this. He wiped the beef ball juices from his face and continued:

"Konoha Village also has a Yehuo Snack Shop... uh..."

"Yehuo Snack Shop also serves a dish called Melancholy Soul-Numbing Rice."

"Anyone who takes a bite cannot help but shed tears."

"And that 'Melancholy Soul-Numbing Rice' seems to be something only the Uchiha Clan Head—Karmic Fire—can make."

Onoki raised a brow, curiosity flashing through his eyes:

"Oh?"

"Rice that makes people cry after one bite?"

"And only the Uchiha Clan Head can make it?"

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