All-Attribute Chakra

He arrived at the Hokage Building.

There were two things to handle today.

First, buy land.

Second, enroll in school.

After reporting in, he went upstairs and met the Third Hokage.

A conical hat emblazoned with a large "Fire" character, a white robe, and a signature pipe—he looked like an old chain-smoker who had been at it for ages.

However, the old man seemed somewhat weak, with dark circles under both eyes.

He had probably used his crystal ball to peep at the women's bathhouse again. There were even several suspicious tissues in the wastebasket...

Chiye Jun nearly laughed out loud.

Still, he was excited inside.

Standing before him was the renowned Third Hokage—Hiruzen Sarutobi!

Hiruzen Sarutobi recognized Chiye Jun as well.

The little orphan from the blacksmith shop.

The possessor of the Dead Bone Pulse!

However, he did not ask too many questions and instead asked kindly, "What is it you need from me?"

Chiye Jun got straight to the point. "Grandpa Hokage, my house is too run-down. I want to buy a piece of land."

The Third Hokage was greatly surprised!

This little guy sure had big ambitions.

But did he have the money?

"Ahem... I'll need to discuss that with the two elders."

The elders?

Homura Mitokado and Koharu Utatane...

But the old man quickly asked again, "Ahem... Do you have the money?"

Chiye Jun naturally did not have enough money to buy land and build a house, and he had not found any pawnshops around here either.

But he had prepared for this long ago!

He immediately pulled out Make-Out Violence and Make-Out Tactics.

Sequels to Make-Out Paradise...

"This is..."

The Third Hokage took them and flipped through them, nearly spraying a nosebleed.

The Third Hokage coughed a few times. "Ahem... I'll think about this some more."

After observing him, Chiye Jun noticed that the old man's complexion was dull. That was a sign that toxins in his body were not being expelled.

So he took something out of his storage space and handed it to him.

"Grandpa Hokage, you eat so many bananas because you're constipated, right? This is an enema. Anyone who uses it will know how good it is!"

The Third Hokage picked it up and was about to drink it when Chiye Jun stopped him with a laugh.

"It goes up your ass!"

A few minutes later, a loud "Prrrttt!" came from the restroom.

The Third Hokage emerged feeling refreshed, and he liked the little guy even more.

One bottle of enema had solved the constipation that had plagued him for so long...

Seeing that buying land had gotten nowhere, Chiye Jun could only continue asking, "I want to go to school."

"The Ninja Academy? But... the graduation exam is only three months away, and you're already twelve..."

The Third Hokage stroked his beard and pondered for a moment.

However, for the sake of the manga and the enema, he still nodded in agreement.

"Alright, let's first test your chakra level. That way, I can decide which class to place you in."

The Third Hokage took out a sheet of paper.

"This is chakra paper. Wind slices it, earth crumbles it, lightning wrinkles it, water dampens it, and fire burns it."

Chiye Jun pinched the paper and closed his eyes to gather chakra.

He was also extremely curious about what attributes he possessed.

But!

The paper showed no reaction at all...

Hiruzen Sarutobi shook his head in slight disappointment, thinking, Looks like he's just like Rock Lee—excellent at taijutsu, but hopeless at ninjutsu.

Afterward, he brought him to the rooftop to test the amount of chakra he possessed.

Chiye Jun adjusted his breathing and gathered chakra at his fingertip.

A glowing sphere the size of a fist appeared.

"Hmm? That should be the chakra level of a genin..."

The sphere continued to grow until it was the size of a basketball, its blue glow becoming increasingly dazzling.

The Third Hokage was greatly shocked!

"This... has completely reached the standard of a chunin..."

The sphere ultimately stopped at a diameter of one meter.

"...The chakra reserves of a jonin... How is that possible..."

For a moment, Hiruzen Sarutobi was dumbfounded.

But!

The sphere had stopped growing, yet Chiye Jun's entire body radiated brilliant blue light!

"He can actually imitate a chakra cloak visible to the naked eye! Only the First Hokage could do something like this..."

The Third Hokage had never dreamed that the orphan who had hidden away for years would turn out to be such a treasure!

Only then did Chiye Jun stop and let out a breath.

"Grandpa Hokage, can I enroll now?" he asked with a smile.

"Of course! Of course you can!"

The Third Hokage snapped out of his immense shock and gently patted his head.

Konoha Village's revival was within sight!

But...

Why couldn't his chakra attributes be detected?

Still, possessing such enormous chakra reserves at twelve years old, along with the Dead Bone Pulse physique, unquestionably made him a genius.

The Third Hokage needed a successor capable of inheriting the Will of Fire.

And once he found a suitable opportunity, he had to disband Root and weaken Danzo's power.

Chiye Jun's appearance strengthened his resolve!

He had to find every possible way to keep him!

Otherwise, if another village snatched him away, it would undoubtedly mean one more powerful enemy for Konoha Village in the future!

"According to the rules, only descendants of major clans can receive pensions. But you're an exception. From now on, you can receive a monthly allowance, just like Naruto and Sasuke."

That way, Chiye Jun could quit the blacksmith shop and attend school in peace.

Chiye Jun smiled. "Thank you, Grandpa Hokage. What about the land?"

The Third Hokage thought for a moment and said kindly, "The land won't be a problem either... Ahem, and I'll commission someone to build you a house for free!"

Two days later.

Chiye Jun received the deed to the land.

Meanwhile, Root, which had been secretly investigating him, also reported the news to Danzo.

"Twelve years old? Dead Bone Pulse? A chakra cloak? Are you sure you didn't see wrong?"

"I didn't! He even gave the old man some kind of picture books, and the two of them seemed very close..."

"Dead Bone Pulse..."

Danzo muttered, his brows tightly furrowed.

"Continue watching him!"

That evening.

The system issued the latest sign-in mission.

[Sign in at the Senju Clan compound before nightfall]

The Senju Clan?

Only Tsunade remained of that clan now, wandering the world.

The clan had long been in decline. Its remaining members had also scattered from the compound and gradually faded from public view.

Night fell.

Chiye Jun arrived at a dilapidated estate near the edge of the village, a far cry from its former glory.

He pushed open the door and entered.

The weeds in the courtyard reached his knees, and dead leaves covered the ground.

Spiderwebs hung from the eaves, swaying in the wind.

The inside of the house was even more desolate.

At that moment, the system's electronic voice rang out:

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on successfully signing in. You have obtained all-attribute chakra.]

All-attribute chakra!

Wind, lightning, fire, water, earth, yin, and yang!

Chiye Jun froze.

Soon, Chiye Jun felt seven strange powers overflow from seven parts of his body: the crown of his head, his face, his throat, his abdomen, his asshole, his cock, and the soles of his feet.

The seven powers rapidly gathered in his chest and merged...

In the world of Naruto, ordinary people possessed only a few chakra attributes.

The number of characters possessing every attribute could be counted on two hands.

Every one of them was a renowned powerhouse!

And now, he possessed every attribute.

Haha!

Awesome!

He suddenly had a new goal:

To possess every ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu in the world of Naruto!

To become the king of all-rounders!

Chiye Jun leaned against a dust-covered bedframe and gradually fell into a deep sleep as he laughed...

Until he woke up.

He looked up and saw:

A breathtakingly beautiful face!

Holy shit!

Isn't this Tsunade-hime, known as the Big Fat Sheep?

Why was she here?