Young and Already...

"So... my son not only had a girlfriend now, but she even became his wife outright?"

Jerry, startled by Summer's scream from the second floor, ran downstairs.

After listening to Summer's explanation in a daze, then hearing Morty's own explanation,

he immediately flew into a rage.

He had long been fed up with Rick. Not only had Rick poisoned his child with so-called free-thinking ideas, he had also let him get two wives at such a young age!

[Damn it! Why am I so jealous...]

Just as Jerry grabbed Morty, ready to settle the score with Rick,

Morty took the Enke sisters straight upstairs.

Giving Jerry no face at all.

There was no helping it. In this family... Jerry, Morty's biological father, occupied the very bottom of the contempt chain.

Morty had felt a little sorry for him when he watched the show before.

He had always felt that the whole family was too harsh on him.

But after spending the past half year around him, Morty truly could not bring himself to like this man even a little.

Timid, cowardly, wildly controlling, incapable of accomplishing anything yet excellent at ruining things. Every day, he suspected his wife of cheating on him. Even his threats...

"If I catch you two in bed together, I'll take a gun and shoot myself in front of you, splattering my brains all over both of you."

Just listen!

Listen! What kind of man could say something like that?!

The last time Morty had snuck home at night, he overheard a portion of one of their arguments. His mind had gone completely blank.

Jerry had been unemployed for nearly half a year already.

He still had not found a job and relied entirely on Beth to support him.

In his current sorry state, if he had even a little backbone and went out to find work, the family would at least give him some respect.

"What a disgrace to men..."

At the door to his bedroom, Morty muttered that softly, then opened it and gestured for the sisters to enter.

After going inside and shutting the door behind them,

Morty suddenly opened it again.

A man and two women alone in a room with the door closed—wouldn't that sound awful if word got out?

More importantly, he could not let anyone suspect his orientation, right?

So Morty left the door open, walked over to his desk, had the two of them sit on the bed, and began their first formal discussion.

The reason it had to be formal was, of course, because Morty still had not given up.

"Ahem! So, you two, what are your own thoughts about this marriage?"

"Like pursuing your own love and rejecting this feudal notion of arranged marriage."

"Speak boldly!"

"After all, I have no house, no car, no job. My total assets are about a hundred dollars, and I probably won't be able to buy a house in this state's capital within the next ten years."

"So you two really need to think this over carefully!"

After hearing him out, the Enke sisters exchanged a glance and laughed at the same time.

The difference was that Nctosa's smile carried a touch of pity, while Nctolhu's held some disdain.

Morty caught that detail in their eyes, and he immediately became unhappy. He had been so polite and respectful all along.

What did they mean, looking down on him?

Hah! His temper was flaring up! If they did not speak properly today, neither of them was leaving this room!

"Laugh all you want, but just say whatever you have to say."

Seeing Morty's expression gradually darken, Nctosa, being the older sister and more easygoing by nature, said, "Why are you trying to impose human worldly notions on us Great Old Ones?"

"Your souls are imprisoned within bodies that are extremely easy to damage."

"At high altitudes or low altitudes, your bodies can suffer severe harm or even death without any protection."

"And these bodies of ours are merely shells created to satisfy your personal aesthetic preferences."

"Yet because of these shells, you have gone from being full of awe and caution toward us to worrying about us like you are now."

"From this, one can tell that your civilization is still in the stage of pursuing appearances."

"You have not entered a deeper world."

"So there is no need to think so much. No matter how diligently you maintain this body of yours, it will not last more than ten thousand years. In the end, your soul will leave your body. Only then will we enter the pleasures of the soul."

"But for now... why not challenge the limits of the nervous system?"

Morty: "Uh?"

After listening to Nctosa's long speech, the tone suddenly shifted at the end, and now they were challenging the limits of the nervous system???

What...

Fuck!

Nctosa, dressed in a white dress, stood up. This supermodel-like older sister, standing at one hundred eighty centimeters, grabbed the white dress with her right hand and yanked hard to the right!!!

The entire dress tore off like a rag.

Morty had originally wanted to make a lightning-fast escape and prove that his orientation was perfectly normal. But when the light outside the window reflected off her flesh and flashed before his eyes, his legs would not move. He suddenly realized that life truly had many hurdles.

And some hurdles... no matter how many times you faced them, were difficult to overcome!

Even though he knew that Nctosa's true form before him...

was a giant octopus with a shell!

But with her current appearance, 99.999999% of men would struggle to say the word "no" when faced with her naked body.

[No wonder the story of Tang Sanzang and the Women's Kingdom is so beloved...]

[Since ancient times, who—holy shit! What is she doing?!]

At some point, Nctolhu had walked over to the outlet. With a gentle exertion of her slender hand, she pried off its cover.

Then, with astonishing ferocity, she ripped out the wires.

The crackling electrical sparks made Morty's scalp crawl. He did not dare look at them at all.

"Come on! Electric shocks, exploding bliss, and mixed pleasure!"

Morty: "Mom, I'm scared..."

Fortunately, Rick, having noticed that something was wrong with the room's electricity, arrived just in time.

He saved Morty, and also saved one of Old Rick's family's future bloodline branches, preventing the continuation of the Old Rick family from being handed over to the girls again.

"I'm saying, aren't you being a little too impatient?"

"I just finished dealing with your dad, and you're already sitting in a chair waiting for the sisters to perform their talents for you?"

Morty, who had already hidden behind Rick, looked at the wires in Nctolhu's hand. He felt that those things had absolutely nothing to do with performing talents.

"Enough! Some of what your dad said just now was actually right!"

"We can't rush this!"

"You're still young. Without any x experience, you can't directly fast-forward into the profound pleasure known as 'electric current.'"

"And considering your room can't fit two people, then... keep one of them to warm your bed!"

Morty: "Get lost! Both of them can go back and stay with Old K! I don't want to play with electric currents in the middle of the night!"

After driving away the sisters, who had opened with an ultimate move, and then driving away Rick, who had been grinning smugly the whole time,

Morty flopped down onto the bed and pulled the Silent Sword out from beneath it.

He now felt that, compared to the Portal Gun, what he needed most was to find a way to get himself some portable storage space.

The Enke sisters had been right beside the bed just now. No matter what trick he tried, he could not retrieve the Silent Sword from behind them.

[Tomorrow is the weekend. Should I use the Mega Fruit tonight?]