Is This Jessica?

[After being struck hard on the head, the snake kept thrashing its body...]

[Have you ever seen how a giant python hunts its prey?]

[Ha! We Old Ones are ancient gods; we don't care about that. Kassogtha is my younger sister, yet didn't I still have the Enke sisters with her?]

[What's the big deal about getting together? If you're worried about children, you won't see your bloodline for at least another million years.]

Morty stood in his bedroom. Having just returned from Old Ke's place, his heart could not calm down for a long time.

Old Ke had thrown temptation after temptation at him.

They truly were tempting.

They even tempted the deepest parts of human nature.

Besides the Enke sisters, Kassogtha was being added to the mix now?

If word got out, how many fine young men oppressed by their mothers-in-law would slap their shoulders raw just to say one sentence?

"When the gates of destiny have already opened for you, you're standing here contemplating life?"

That was right. Morty really was contemplating life.

He felt that getting with girls without that subtle atmosphere made it seem far too animalistic.

Like a nature documentary.

No one would get excited while listening to Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang's magnetic voice and watching a vast grassland with a male and female lion.

Well, except Grandpa!

Once his interest was piqued, he could go for anything strange-looking, regardless of gender or anything else.

So Morty felt that what Grandpa did...

Was merely doing that for the sake of doing that.

Once it was all over,

There would only be endless disappointment and emptiness.

Even if he did not think too much about it and repeated it over and over,

Indulging in base desires,

It could not last forever.

Morty did not want to make himself seem too high-minded, but without an emotional foundation, he really felt somewhat...

"Morty~ Jessica is here~"

Grandpa's sleazy voice came from outside the bedroom.

That deliberately exaggerated, drawn-out tone made Morty's heart clench.

He had only just thought about an emotional foundation, and Jessica had come right to his door???

What the hell!

Damn Rick, be honest. Have you been spying on my brain?!

Morty opened the door. Jessica, a head taller than him, stood outside in a short skirt, ankle socks, and high heels.

And behind her stood Grandpa, grinning broadly.

Seemingly noticing that Morty had something to say, Grandpa tossed out a sentence and ran off without looking back.

"She has something to talk to you about. You two chat first!"

The current Morty was no longer the guy who could barely move whenever he saw Jessica.

He walked past Jessica, intending to find Grandpa, but Jessica grabbed him.

"Y-you... what are you doing?"

Morty suddenly began to stammer as Jessica, who had already stepped halfway into the room, forcefully dragged him inside.

That slightly unnatural strength sent Morty flying straight onto the bed.

Then Jessica kicked the door shut behind her.

"Morty, I like you, and I know you like me."

E!"

Morty: "Is this Jessica?"

Morty was completely unable to handle such aggressive wording. He tried to get up, but Jessica before him gave a bold smile.

This was the second time in two days he had faced a situation like this.

Morty had built up at least a little immunity.

He felt that this Jessica had been strange from beginning to end.

As if Morty had suddenly become a six-foot, multi-billionaire, witty, emotionally intelligent, intellectually brilliant, all-around top-tier handsome guy.

[Something's not right...]

Morty got up and walked toward the wardrobe.

Jessica followed close behind and hugged Morty tightly from the back.

Just as Old Ke had said.

Like a snake whose head had been smashed in.

The whole situation made him excited.

But Morty suppressed the impulses he should not have had. He took out the Mr. Meeseeks Box, summoned two little blue men, and had them restrain Jessica.

Then he had a third little blue man submit a Jessica Analysis Report to him.

The little blue man, whose intelligence had skyrocketed, reached out and touched Jessica's face a few times, then felt around her body a few times.

Finally, he clenched his fist and punched Jessica directly in the neck.

"Holy shit! Stop! Stop! I told you to analyze her, not kill her!!!"

Before Morty could stop the little guy, the wires buried beneath Jessica's synthetic skin spilled out from her broken neck, making his face change drastically.

What the hell was this?!

What normal human had wires under their neck???

Seeing this, Morty had the little blue men increase their strength.

In the end, a humanoid robot was completely dismantled before Morty's eyes.

[What the hell is this thing...]

Morty took pictures with his phone, then had the little blue men explain the thing's exact structure to him.

Morty mixed all the disassembled parts together, then began jumping around the room while cursing.

"Little bih!"

"You like this, huh! You like Daddy Morty's slaps, don't you!"

"Beg for mercy! Call me Daddy! Keep shouting until I'm satisfied, then I'll stop!!!"

Since the room's soundproofing was not all that great,

Beth, Jerry, and Summer, who were downstairs preparing dinner, all heard the sounds upstairs.

Jerry got up, wanting to go upstairs.

Grandpa, who rarely sat in the living room watching TV, stopped him. "Jerry, I've never liked you, but use your pathetic brain cells and think. If something like this had happened when you were going through puberty, and your dad had gone in to stop you..."

"Are you sure you wouldn't have dropped out of school long ago?"

Jerry said, "Rick, I never dated early. I didn't... didn't meet Beth until after I went to college... I started dating at a legal age..."

Summer said, "Jesus! Why do you stop me whenever I say I want to stay over at another boy's house, but Morty is doing this in his own home and you're all collectively keeping quiet!"

Beth said, "..."

Looking at her daughter, who resembled her by eighty percent, Beth really wanted to say: Your mother got pregnant with you in college. Look at the state of our family now.

Wasn't she using "the student surpasses the master" in the wrong place?