Don’t Bother the Dark Arts Scholar When He’s Doing Research

"Every spell I have developed or improved was born of my search for truth and my pursuit of science. You should not slander an earnest scholar like me."

In Year One of the Third Era, Jia Xiu-the greatest spellcaster in history, inventor of over ten thousand spells, and a warlock known as the Forbidden Spell Factory-offered this response when confronted with charges of genocide.

"Why does Infinite Healing give its target cancer all over their body? Just tell me this: aren't cancerous tumors healing infinitely?"

"Absolute Protection blocks out the air and causes suffocation? Heaven is my witness! Air is dangerous, so of course it has to be blocked out. I have ample evidence proving that everyone who has ever breathed air will die."

"The Summon Little Boy spell destroyed the Demon King's castle, and the resulting radiation made it uninhabitable for thirty years? Well, uh... Fine, I wiped out the demon race! What are you going to do about it? I say I'm innocent! All in favor? Anyone opposed?"

[Kitchen-Sink Setting], [Pseudo-D&D], [Comedy]