Douluo: In This Life, Tang San Will Marry Qian Renxue
Chapter 11

Xiao Wu Stomps Hard on Yu Xiaogang's Buzz Cut; the Creepy Buzz Cut Finally Unleashes His Ultimate Move (Please Bookmark)

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"Ah..."

Yu Xiaogang crashed heavily to the ground and finally let out a miserable scream. Both hands clutched his legs tightly as he sprawled on the ground like a bloated old turtle, unable to lift that round buzz cut of his anymore.

Xiao Wu picked up the thick book from the ground and smashed it down on Yu Xiaogang's buzz cut once again, making him howl in pain as blood immediately streamed from his nose. Feeling Wang Sheng and the others still kicking him, he finally shouted.

"Stop... stop hitting me! I'm your Grandmaster..."

"Grandmaster? You still dare call yourself a Grandmaster looking like that...?"

Seeing Yu Xiaogang acting so cowardly while still arrogantly calling himself Grandmaster, Xiao Wu grew even angrier. She raised her foot and stepped on Yu Xiaogang's round buzz cut, saying with a smile.

"What? You're still Grandmaster Yu? How did this Grandmaster Yu turn into a turtle...? I'll stomp you to death, Grandmaster Yu! You disgusting old man! Stomp you to death, stomp you to death..."

As she spoke, Xiao Wu kept stomping on Yu Xiaogang's buzz cut with her little shoe-clad foot.

Xiao Wu was still young, so her stomps did not hurt much, but they made Yu Xiaogang feel utterly humiliated. He lay on the ground as if he had eaten shit, gritting his teeth and enduring it for a while before finally giving in and hurriedly begging for mercy.

"No... no... I'm not Grandmaster Yu. I'll be whatever you say I am... Please let me up, little rabbit."

In truth, Yu Xiaogang really could not fight back at this point. His level 29 Soul Power and bloated old-man body were complete trash before a nimble rabbit like Xiao Wu and Wang Sheng's group of three. Even if he got up and fought seriously, he would only be knocked down again.

Yu Xiaogang's only trump card was Luo Sanpao's fart. But unless he had no other choice, he did not want to use it, because it was far too embarrassing. Using Luo Sanpao's fart against a group of children was humiliating enough, and the chant alone was shameful.

Only then did Tang San, who had been watching from behind, step forward a few paces. Looking at the pathetic Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang lying on the ground with a bleeding nose, a satisfied smile appeared on his face. He was overjoyed.

This old man had pestered him for a year, and today he had finally been beaten to the ground.

Someone might ask why Tang San had not done it himself. It simply was not convenient. With his Saiyan body and the immense strength granted by the Blue Silver Emperor, it would have been easy for him to beat this pathetic Yu Xiaogang to death.

Killing this pathetic Yu Xiaogang now would be letting him off too easily. Besides, the pathetic fool still had some use, especially when Tang San dealt with Bibi Dong in the future. In the end, it would be most fitting for him to die by Dong-er's hand.

In Tang San's eyes, Yu Xiaogang was truly the most disgusting old man. Other than him, that Dai Mubai was the most disgusting.

Besides, Xiao Wu could now be considered Tang San's little rabbit. Since she was here, Tang San naturally did not need to act personally.

As for Zhu Zhuqing, she would become a devoted cat someday.

Thinking happily to himself as he watched Yu Xiaogang's nose bleed and his buzz cut get stomped beneath Xiao Wu's foot, Tang San pretended to remain calm as he said.

"Grandmaster, you saw it yourself. It's not that I don't want to become your disciple. It's that my friends can't accept you either. Besides, you can't even beat the little rabbit by my side. What right do you have to be my teacher?"

The cute Xiao Wu, who was still stomping on Yu Xiaogang's buzz cut, also said with a smile.

"That's right, Grandmaster... Since you want to take a disciple so badly, why don't you take Xiao Wu as one? Every time I see you, this disgusting old man, I can kick you hard and see how long you can hold out."

Xiao Wu's words made Yu Xiaogang shudder all over, and he felt even more pain in his body. Enduring the pain, he said with a deeply aggrieved expression.

"No... no... I, Yu Xiaogang, know I was wrong. I won't pester you and Tang San anymore... Please let me up, little rabbit. What you're doing is too rude."

"Rude? I'm going to stomp on your buzz cut anyway. Who told you to be so disgusting?"

As Xiao Wu spoke, she raised her foot again and stomped hard on Yu Xiaogang's buzz cut several times, making him eat several mouthfuls of dirt. At last, the old man became furious.

"You little brats, how dare you bully me, Yu Xiaogang... I, Yu Xiaogang, may be trash, but I'm not someone a bunch of children like you can bully! Sanpao..."

Yu Xiaogang, still lying on the ground, gave a ridiculously loud roar. Then, two Soul Rings finally appeared around him, while Luo Sanpao, who looked like a mutt, appeared before Tang San and the others with a pop.

"Oh no, Grandmaster's dog is out! Grandmaster is going to set his dog on us! Run, Xiao Wu-jie!"

Wang Sheng hurriedly shouted and pulled the two boys beside him aside.

Tang San also saw that Yu Xiaogang's Soul Rings had lit up. This guy really seemed ready to fart.

Yu Xiaogang, lying on the ground with his face covered in dirt, angrily spat out the soil in his mouth and declared arrogantly.

"You little brats, today I'll let you witness the power of me, Yu Xiaogang! A fart like thunder, shaking the heavens and splitting the earth—Luo Sanpao!"

"Oh no, Xiao Wu, run! Grandmaster's dog can fart, and it's especially foul..."

As Tang San spoke, he immediately dashed forward, wrapped an arm around Xiao Wu's waist, grabbed her hand, and raced out of the alley with her.

Then Luo Sanpao, that mutt-like creature, raised its rear and let out a huge fart.

Fortunately, Tang San had already cultivated his Stealth Steps to the second level, allowing him to rush out of the alley with Xiao Wu. Wang Sheng and the others, who had been a few beats slower, were much worse off. Though they had not been directly blasted, their faces had already turned red from the stench. After rushing from the alley, they desperately covered their noses.

Xiao Wu glanced back at Yu Xiaogang and the other three, stomped her foot angrily, and said.

"That Grandmaster who keeps a dog is so disgusting! He actually farted to stink us out... If that dog's fart wasn't so foul, I'd still want to stomp on his buzz cut..."

"Forget it, Xiao Wu. We already gave Yu Xiaogang a terrible beating today. There will be more chances later."

Tang San smiled and consoled her. At that moment, the System Spirit's voice suddenly rang out in his mind.

"Master, your father is nearby right now. He has already left his hometown and is secretly watching you from not far away..."

"Oh, my father... Tang Hao?"

Tang San hurriedly and cautiously looked around, but he did not spot anyone suspicious. It seemed the realm of his Heavenly Eye had not yet reached the required level.

But Tang San suddenly recalled that, in the original story, his father Tang Hao seemed to appear before Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang at around this time as well. Seeing such a disgusting Yu Xiaogang, perhaps Tang Hao would beat him up tonight too.

What comes next will be even more exciting. Bibi Dong will appear soon, and in the future, both Bibi Dong and her daughter Qian Renxue will become devoted to the protagonist...

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