Douluo: In This Life, Tang San Will Marry Qian Renxue
Chapter 3

Xiao Wu Really Was a Rogue Rabbit, After All. In This Life, I, Tang San, Will Marry Bibi Dong, Elder Sister

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"You... you're incredible, kid. You nearly knocked my teeth out. I never expected... someone so young to be this strong. What Soul Skill did you use just now?"

As he spoke, Wang Sheng climbed up from the ground and walked over to Tang San.

The other boys in the dormitory were also staring at the scene in shock.

"That wasn't any Soul Skill. It was just a casual punch."

As Tang San spoke, he glanced at the empty bed. Only then did he remember that, just like the original Tang San, he had forgotten to buy bedding.

Wang Sheng scratched his head, his expression somewhat complicated as he said,

"A casual punch? That's amazing. You clearly weren't even using your full strength just now. Losing to someone like you, I, Wang Sheng, am completely convinced. According to the dorm rules, you'll be the boss of Dorm Seven from now on, Third Brother. I'm sorry about what happened earlier. Work-study students like us have always been looked down on by the other students, so I thought we should stick together..."

"Alright, no problem. I'll be your boss from now on. I guarantee no one will dare bully you."

Tang San stood up, readily patted Wang Sheng on the shoulder, and chatted with the boys for a few moments, mostly introducing the situation at Notting Academy. Just then, a sweet young girl's voice suddenly came from outside the door.

"Is this Dorm Seven?"

As everyone turned their eyes toward the doorway, they indeed saw a girl in a Pink Dress walk in.

Who was this girl in a Pink Dress? Naturally, she was Xiao Wu, the female lead of Douluo Continent.

Tang San, who had come from Earth, also curiously studied the Xiao Wu before him. She looked almost exactly like she did in the anime. The original Tang San really had been lucky.

Wouldn't it be such a waste not to hold such a little rabbit in his arms?

Tang San could not help asking in his heart.

"System, can I really not share a bed with Xiao Wu? Am I going to have to give her to someone else later?"

Tang San felt that, in this life, he would join Spirit Hall, marry Qian Renxue, and hold Bibi Dong in his arms. But if that meant giving Xiao Wu to someone else, it did not seem very good either.

"Ding! The system cannot reveal future missions... However, Host, please rest assured. The Anti-Routine System merely ensures that the Host will not become someone like the original Tang San, thereby changing the plot. It will not restrict the Host's freedom. The Host may of course marry Xiao Wu in the future, or kill Xiao Wu. That is the Host's freedom. But right now, the Host cannot agree to sleep in the same bed as Xiao Wu. That would be very indecent. If the Host truly does that, the Host will become like the original Tang San, and the system will punish the Host..."

"Ah, I see..."

Tang San suddenly shuddered inwardly and hurriedly replied,

"Don't worry. I'll definitely refuse to share a bed with Xiao Wu. I'm Tang San, a fine young man from Earth. But it should be alright once I grow up, right? After I grow up, marrying Qian Renxue, holding Bibi Dong... someone like Bo Saixi shouldn't be restricted either, right?"

After asking that in his heart, Tang San still felt a little embarrassed, wondering whether the system would say he was a bad person.

But on second thought, Tang San felt that having Xue Er and Dong-er in the future was still better than doing that sort of thing now. Besides, in this life, he would help Spirit Hall unify the continent, then bring both Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue into the God Realm and continue serving as chief gods.

No matter what, he would be countless times better than the original protagonist.

"Of course there will be no restrictions... As long as the Host does things differently from the original Tang San and rewrites the plot, the system encourages it. There will also be generous rewards."

The system's voice sounded in his mind again.

"Ah, that's wonderful... Don't worry, I'll stay single. We're still young anyway. I'll make rabbit Xiao Wu unable to get me and make her chase after me instead..."

As Tang San was thinking, Wang Sheng suddenly gave him a light push from behind and pointed at Xiao Wu, who had just entered.

"Third Brother, is she new here? Quick, give her a show of strength."

"Ah, this... alright."

Tang San thought for a moment, muttered softly, and took a step forward.

Xiao Wu looked doubtfully at Tang San standing in front of her and Wang Sheng and the others behind him. She blinked her adorable big eyes and said with a smile,

"Hello, everyone. My name is Xiao Wu, Wu as in dancing."

"Oh, I'm Tang San, the boss of this dormitory."

Meeting the Xiao Wu from the anime of his previous life eye to eye, Tang San, who had come from Earth, could not help blushing. This Xiao Wu really was cute.

But Bibi Dong was beautiful too, and so was Qian Renxue...

So, in this life, Tang San decided that he would let Xiao Wu be his little sister and never cross that line. That way, he could even have Xiao Wu attend his wedding with Qian Renxue in the future.

But then Tang San remembered a problem. If he really fell in love with Qian Renxue, would his father beat him to death?

It seemed like he would.

And if Bibi Dong found out that he was Tang Hao's son, forget about sleeping with her—she would definitely kill him.

It seemed that becoming Tang San and winning over Qian Renxue and Bibi Dong would be somewhat difficult. But that only made it more interesting. He suddenly felt a little excited.

As for the cat girl, she could not be allowed to marry Dai Mubai either. It would be fine even if she remained single.

Besides that, he could also make Bo Saixi his woman.

Tang Yuehua seemed out of the question. Hmm... that would be going too far.

Liu Erlong did not matter. She was just an old woman. If she and Yu Xiaogang tried to stop Spirit Hall from unifying the continent, then he would kill the entire Golden Triangle.

Tang San did not feel anything about treating Yu Xiaogang that way. After all, he had not taken that guy as his master, so not only would he beat him to death, he would kill his woman too.

Tang San even felt that the original Yu Xiaogang had probably been using him. Looking at that lecherous expression of his earlier, he was obviously no good.

"Boss? Hehe, that's interesting. How about we have a match..."

At that moment, Xiao Wu's adorable voice rang out again. After coming back to his senses, Tang San realized that Xiao Wu had been staring at his face the whole time and secretly smiling, as though she had some improper designs on him.

Ah, she really was a Rogue Rabbit after all. Of course he had to refuse her.

That was right. He would make her keep chasing after him, yet only let her be his little sister and watch him date Xue Er.

Thinking this, Tang San readily nodded and said,

"Sure. That's the rule of Dorm Seven anyway. If you defeat me, you'll be the boss of Dorm Seven..."

"Hehe, alright..."

Xiao Wu bounced in place, then asked with a smile,

"By the way, Tang San, what is your Martial Soul?"

"My Martial Soul is Blue Silver Grass."

As he spoke, Tang San released his Martial Soul. At the same time, a yellow Soul Ring rose beneath his feet. It was the God-given Soul Ring that had granted him Blue Silver Amplification.

God-given Soul Rings could increase in age according to one's Soul Power Level, so it only appeared to be a hundred-year Soul Ring at present.

"Ah, so you already have a Soul Ring. I have one too. Hehe, my Martial Soul is a rabbit, the very cute kind."

Xiao Wu smiled, two little dimples appearing on her cheeks. Then a Soul Ring appeared beneath her feet as well.

"Ah, a rabbit? Then doesn't that mean you're going to eat me?"

Tang San deliberately said in an exaggerated tone.

"That's right. Xiao Wu-jie is going to eat you. Come on, Little Third..."

Xiao Wu raised her little hands and made an adorable face at him. Then she stamped her foot and charged toward Tang San.

The new book has been released, and this book has already passed internal signing. It will be changed to contract status next week. Everyone can invest more now, and once the signing is successful, you can receive returns...

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