Cute Xiao Wu Volunteered to Be Tang San's Good Little Sister; Yu Xiaogang's Smile Nearly Sent Me to My Grave

At that thought, Xiao Wu's pretty face reddened. She quickly shook her head, clenched her little fists, and said,

"No, I, Xiao Wu, am not some Rogue Rabbit! That damned Little Third—sooner or later, I'll make you obediently call me Xiao Wu-jie..."

After taking another look at Tang San's face, Xiao Wu finally walked over with feigned composure, deliberately pretending not to look at him.

Tang San had already noticed Xiao Wu's furtive glances. He could not help touching his own face, delight filling his heart.

Ah, I didn't expect the increase in Charm Points to actually work. The Xiao Wu from the original plot wasn't this proactive with Tang San... Looks like I won't need to play pitiful and make Xiao Wu my little sister soon. She should take the initiative to become my little sister.

Yes, that would certainly be wonderful.

By the time Xiao Wu arrived beside Tang San and the others, the dim-witted Wang Sheng finally noticed her. He hurriedly raised his head and called out to Xiao Wu.

"Xiao Wu-jie, Number Two, you're here to eat too? Come sit with all of us..."

Smack...

Before Wang Sheng could finish, Xiao Wu raised her little hand and fiercely slapped the back of his head. She said angrily,

"Who are you calling Number Two? You're Number Two! If you dare call me that again, I'll beat you into a pig's head. From now on, call me Xiao Wu-jie, got it?"

"Y-yes... Xiao Wu-jie..."

Wang Sheng miserably lifted his head from his plate. He did not dare provoke Xiao Wu again and hurried off to wash his face.

Then Xiao Wu took the initiative to walk up to Tang San. She patted his shoulder and said,

"Move over a little. I want to sit here."

That was right. There were no seats left beside Tang San, and Xiao Wu wanted to sit next to him, so she wanted him to shift over.

"Ah..."

Tang San, dressed in blue, blinked and asked instinctively,

"Why should I move? Can't you just sit where Wang Sheng was...?"

"You..."

Rejected by Tang San again, Xiao Wu immediately grew anxious. Biting her little lip, she said with some anger,

"If you won't move, then I'll sit on you..."

With that, Xiao Wu twisted her little butt and really was about to sit on Tang San.

Tang San had no choice but to push the boy beside him and hurriedly shift over one seat, allowing Xiao Wu to sit down.

Only after sitting did Xiao Wu reveal a satisfied smile. She reached out and patted Tang San's shoulder, saying,

"Since you're the boss of Dorm Seven, and I'm the only girl in the dorm, you'll have to take care of me from now on. Treat me like a good little sister, understand...?"

With Xiao Wu's big, sparkling eyes staring at him from so close, Tang San, who had come from Earth, felt a little awkward. He could not help whispering,

"...Good little sister, you're being a bit pretentious, Xiao Wu..."

"Who are you calling pretentious?"

Xiao Wu's pretty face turned fierce. Her little hand, which had been resting on Tang San's shoulder, suddenly rose and actually pinched his ear.

"What..."

Tang San felt a sharp pain in his left ear and stared at Xiao Wu in shock. The Xiao Wu in the anime wasn't this fierce. Did refusing to share a bed with her upset her that much?

"What are you looking at? Keep looking, and I'll bite your ear."

As she spoke, Xiao Wu really moved to bite Tang San's ear. Tang San hurriedly reached out to stop her and said somewhat fearfully,

"No, no... I'm the pretentious one. I wasn't talking about you, Xiao Wu... You have a point. Since I've become the boss of Dorm Seven, I'll definitely protect you from now on and treat you like a good... little sister."

Tang San still had some trouble saying those three words. They just felt too... weird.

"That's more like it, hehe..."

Seeing Tang San yield, Xiao Wu smiled and released his ear.

Tang San rubbed his ear and could not help saying,

"You really are a rabbit, Xiao Wu..."

"That's right. Isn't your martial soul Blue Silver Grass? I'm going to eat yours... That'll teach you to make me angry again..."

As Xiao Wu spoke, she picked up some food from her plate and viciously took a bite. This truly left Tang San somewhat shocked.

Tsk, tsk. This rabbit isn't easy to mess with. Will she get jealous of Xue Er in the future? Will she fight Xue Er for affection?

Tang San could not help thinking as he began picking up food and eating as well.

As for the enmity between Xiao Wu and Bibi Dong, Tang San was not thinking that much about it for now...

Aside from his little sister Xiao Wu, trash like Yu Xiaogang, Flender, Zhao Wuji, as well as Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and the rest, could naturally all be killed. In this life, Tang San intended to replace Spirit Hall and eliminate these people who stood in the way of unifying the continent.

And the Two Great Empires, the Clear Sky Sect, the Upper Three Sects...

Tang San knew that in this life, he was destined to become an unfilial son, but it did not matter. The original protagonist had done wrong, so naturally he had to set things right. If Tang Hao refused to listen, then he would beat him up too—beat him until he came to his senses...

As for Sister Ah Yin, Tang San believed that once she was revived, she would understand...

It was Qian Xunji, the previous generation's Pope of Spirit Hall, who had driven Ah Yin to her death. It had never been reasonable to place that hatred on the current Pope, Sister Bibi Dong...

As he thought, Wang Sheng, who had already returned, suddenly reminded him in a low voice.

"Third Brother, isn't that Grandmaster over there? He came to the cafeteria too, and he's secretly watching you..."

"Ah..."

Tang San raised his face and could not help looking in the direction Wang Sheng indicated. Sure enough, he saw Yu Xiaogang with his short crew cut.

That disgusting bastard Yu Xiaogang was heading toward the second floor while still looking in Tang San's direction. When he noticed Tang San looking back at him, he even gave Tang San a lecherous smile.

"Fuck..."

Seeing Yu Xiaogang's disgusting smile, Tang San immediately turned away and coughed forcefully several times. He nearly felt like vomiting.

"What's wrong, Third Brother...?"

Wang Sheng hurriedly looked at Tang San. On the other side, Xiao Wu blinked curiously and patted Tang San's back with concern.

"What's wrong, Little Third? What happened...?"

Xiao Wu truly had no idea, because she had not yet seen Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang's disgusting face.

Tang San looked at the baffled Xiao Wu and said with lingering fear,

"Nothing. Some disgusting old man smiled at me just now and nearly sent me to my grave... See if he's still there."

"A really disgusting old man? Is he that Grandmaster you mentioned before? Where is he? Let Xiao Wu take a look too..."

Xiao Wu curiously raised her face and looked toward the other side.

"He's still over there. The guy with the short crew cut, Xiao Wu-jie, look..."

Wang Sheng pointed in Yu Xiaogang's direction. At that moment, Yu Xiaogang, who was almost at the second floor, noticed that Tang San's friends were looking his way as well. He thought there was still hope for taking Tang San as his disciple, so he gave Xiao Wu and Wang Sheng that lecherous smile again before disappearing into the stairwell.

"Ah..."

The moment Xiao Wu saw Grandmaster's disgusting smile, she suddenly cried out. In her carelessness, her foot twisted, and with a thud, she fell onto the floor.