Douluo: In This Life, Tang San Will Marry Qian Renxue
Chapter 7

Tang San and His Sister Xiao Wu Were Going to Beat Up Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang Together—Yu Xiaogang Was Shameless

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"Ah, Xiao Wu, you got scared too..."

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu, who was sitting on the floor, and found this little rabbit rather amusing. Even the way she sat was quite alluring, and her chair had been kicked aside.

Tang San could not help but laugh again. Looking at Xiao Wu's adorable face, he said,

"Xiao Wu, I told you that old man was disgusting, but you insisted on looking. That smile of his nearly sent me to my grave. You saw it too, didn't you..."

"Yeah, he was absolutely disgusting. That face of his was so sleazy, and he even smiled at me..."

As Xiao Wu climbed up from the floor, she quietly agreed. She then set her chair back in place and took several lingering, fearful breaths—a somewhat yandere sort of panting.

Tang San continued.

"He's Yu Xiaogang, the self-proclaimed famous Grandmaster of the Soul Master World. In truth, he's just a clown. After all, what truly capable person would call himself a Grandmaster?"

"Exactly. Only swindlers who cheat people would call themselves Grandmasters. That old man is too shameless. If the Dean hadn't taken him in, he'd probably be begging on the streets by now."

Wang Sheng on the other side could not help speaking up as well.

Remembering that sleazy smile from before, Xiao Wu angrily bit her lip and said,

"Exactly, he's disgusting. A swindling fake Grandmaster like him deserves a vicious beating."

"Beat up Grandmaster?"

Tang San's heart stirred. Suddenly finding it interesting, he quickly said to Xiao Wu,

"That works. That old man has been pestering me, trying to take me as his disciple. If he comes to bother me again, I'll have to trouble you to teach him a lesson. Xiao Wu, you make the first move, then I'll join in. We'll beat Yu Xiaogang senseless together."

"Sure... sure..."

Hearing that they were going to beat up Yu Xiaogang, Xiao Wu excitedly clapped her little hands and said cheerfully,

"Of course, Little Third. If he pesters you again, we'll lure him somewhere deserted and beat him senseless. We can stomp on his little flat-top haircut. That would be so fun..."

"Ah... Third Brother, Xiao Wu-jie, you two actually want to beat up Grandmaster..."

Wang Sheng was somewhat dumbfounded and could not help reminding them,

"Grandmaster may be trash, but he's still not someone children like us can compare to. I heard his Soul Power is level twenty-nine, and his martial soul seems to be a dog. I can't quite remember what it's called."

Hearing this, Xiao Wu opened her little mouth in surprise.

"Ah, that old man's martial soul is a dog? Then it really suits him. His dog must be just as sleazy as he is. A Grandmaster who raises a dog, hehe. He's so old and only has level twenty-nine Soul Power. What's there to be afraid of?"

Hearing Xiao Wu's words, Tang San smiled in satisfaction and said,

"Exactly, only level twenty-nine. There's no need to take him seriously at all. Since his martial soul is a dog, we'll beat up both him and his dog together."

"Awesome, Third Brother. Now that you put it that way, I want in too. Count me in when the time comes. I'll beat up that sleazy Grandmaster with you."

Wang Sheng was also eager to give it a try.

Tang San nodded and said confidently,

"Sure. The more, the better. Everyone in Dorm Seven will join... When the time comes, we'll stomp on Yu Xiaogang's little flat-top haircut together."

Hearing Tang San say this, several boys nearby became excited as well.

"...That's great. I've disliked Grandmaster for a long time too."

"Whenever he shows up at the academy, seeing that disgusting little flat-top haircut of his from afar makes me sick..."

"And he reeks too. It's like he never bathes..."

Since everyone wanted to beat up Yu Xiaogang, Tang San would naturally fulfill that wish. He had money now, so even if the academy punished them, he could handle it.

As for whether this was inappropriate, there was nothing inappropriate about it. Tang San believed that in the original story, Yu Xiaogang had merely used him and the Shrek Seven Devils to make a name for himself. Only afterward had he successfully become the National Teacher of the Heaven Dou Empire.

If he had not met him, Yu Xiaogang would probably have remained a fraud freeloading at Notting Academy.

None of this was a coincidence. Otherwise, why would Yu Xiaogang rather persuade his brother, Old Bachelor Flender, to abandon Shrek Academy, which he had run for twenty years, and have the Shrek Seven Devils merge into Heaven Dou Royal Academy? He did it so the Shrek Seven Devils would qualify to participate in the Elite Tournament.

Only if Shrek Academy won the Elite Tournament could he, this Grandmaster, become famous throughout the land.

Thus, merging into Heaven Dou Royal Academy had also been proposed by that sleazy Grandmaster. He might have looked sleazy, but he was quite calculating. He had even screwed over his old brother Flender.

Therefore, Tang San naturally had no need to show mercy to a sleazy Grandmaster like that. In this life, he had not become his disciple anyway.

As for whether Yu Xiaogang would next go to Shrek Academy and take Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and the others as disciples, that had nothing to do with him.

Tang San would not join Shrek Academy anyway. However, he planned to have Xiao Wu join Shrek Academy. Then, whenever he went to visit his sister Xiao Wu, he could take the opportunity to poach Dai Mubai's girl.

That meant snatching away the little cat girl, Zhu Zhuqing. He certainly could not let that opportunity pass.

When Yu Xiaogang returned to where he lived, the male teacher named Mo Hen finally brought back his bedding. He glanced at Yu Xiaogang with a hint of mockery and said,

"Grandmaster, that child named Tang San did not accept your bedding. He also asked me to tell you not to pester him again in the future..."

After saying that, the male teacher Mo Hen looked at Yu Xiaogang's unpleasant expression and secretly laughed. Patting him on the shoulder, he said,

"Grandmaster, in my opinion, you should stop trying to take disciples and focus on researching your theories... Being a famous 'Theoretical Grandmaster' is pretty good too."

After Mo Hen left, Yu Xiaogang put away his bedding, stroked the stubble on his face, and said with a confident expression,

"I didn't expect Tang San to be such an individualistic child... Good. Only this way is he worthy of becoming my, Yu Xiaogang's, Personal Disciple. I believe that one day, he'll understand that I, Yu Xiaogang, am the person most suited to be his teacher. Once I cultivate him into the champion of the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament, I, Yu Xiaogang, will achieve fame and success..."

That was indeed what Yu Xiaogang was thinking at this moment. As a famous clown, the reason he had survived until now was because he possessed shameless confidence.

Then he thought again,

"I heard my old brother Flender founded a Shrek Academy before. It only accepts monsters, not ordinary people. That works out perfectly. Once I can no longer get by here, I'll go freeload off my old brother. One day, I, Yu Xiaogang, will rise above the rest..."

Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang felt that the future was once again full of hope. He then summoned his martial soul, Luo Sanpao. Having been single for so long with nothing to do, he could only occasionally chat with his dog, Luo Sanpao.

PS: Tang San will soon begin his storyline with Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue. He'll also poach Dai Mubai's girl, win over Zhu Zhuqing, and secretly date Ning Rongrong. He is still in the growth phase, so the pace will not be too fast. Please take your time and enjoy.

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